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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 5h
I have very big hands... This apple is enormous
My hand holding an apple bigger than a softball
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Saturday night selfie, driving all day edition.
A long haired, bearded man wearing all black.
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A coworker brought these in to taste test. The flavor wasn't bad, very berry. I just wished it came in zero sugar.
A can of Fanta Ghost Face Punch featuring the Scream character
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saturday night selfie, a nice day with family edition
A long haired, bearded man wearing all black
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
.... Only certain parts
A medieval picture of a manticore that says it eats people
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saturday night selfie, somewhere different edition.
A long haired bearded man wearing all black
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saturday night selfie, I saw elephants today edition.
A long haired, bearded man with his hair up in a bun. He is wearing all black and giving a peace sign with his hand.
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A nice orange to welcome in Autumn. They also remind me of fizzy orange soda.
My outstretched hand showing my glittery orange manicure My closed fist showing the same manicure
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ooh pale boi
A shiny Mimikyu Pokemon card from the app game.
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My quick weekly manicure. I wanted to give my nails a rest so I did a quick, breathable polish in a metallic olive green.
My outstretched hand over my keyboard fearing my manicure
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Will you read me a bedtime story? 🥺👉👈 😵‍💫🥵
A children's paperboard book called Goodnight Goon, a parody.
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saturday night selfie, a nice day off edition
A long haired, beaded man with his hair up in a messy updo. He is wearing all black
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First pumpkin spice of the season! *Smiles in content white girl*
A long haired, bearded man enjoying a Dunkin Donuts pumpkin spice iced coffee in his car
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saturday night selfie, not my usual spot edition.
A long haired, bearded man with his hair up on a clip.
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Surprise! I'm a swamp Yankee! (Duh)
My linguistic map matches my home in New England
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saturday night selfie. Today was a good day edition.
A long haired, bearded man wearing all black
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bukkake M1nn1e ears anyone?
A pair of black mini ears with a black bow, and white sparkly goo dripping down them for "Halloween"
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Definitely limey. I found it refreshing but familiar.
A can of the new zero sugar lime lemon 7 UP
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm fine with this.
My USA map of places I've visited. It's mostly empty
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Saturday night selfie: work burnout edition.
A long haired, bearded man wearing all black
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Saturday night selfie, full of rage editon.
A long haired, bearded man wearing all black
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Spotted @genuscorvidae.bsky.social while browsing Marshall's
An anthropomorphic crow statue in a gentleman's suit with a cane.An anthropomorphic crow statue in a gentleman's suit with a cane with eyes lit up
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This sounds accurate as well. Also yay favorite color
My soul virtues test results. I'm brave
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Always open the backwards packs lol
A shiney zoroark EX Pokemon TCG app card
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Saturday night selfie, can't wait to wear contacts again next week edition
A long haired bearded man with his hair up in a messy bun. He's wearing all black
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They got my gal Rumi on the bag!
A bag of shrimp crackers with Kpop Demon Hunters on it
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Mail day from @ryanramirezwebb.bsky.social Already framed my art prints, and looking forward to reading my monthly story this week!
A stuffed octopus holding two books, two art prints and a short story in the form of a letterThe aforementioned art printed framed and ready to be hung
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Some summer merman nails. Polish is OPI Freudian Flip
My outstretched hand over my keyboard with metallic aqua teal nails that shift to a purple hue
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Saturday night selfie, almost forgot to post edition
A long haired, bearded man wearing all black, with his hair up in a bun
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Coworker brought me this. Apparently Cuban? It's got a not too sweet, smooth taste that's so where between a root beer and Dr Pepper I'd say.
A can of Ironbeer  soda.
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Aww they even gave you some detox rebox.
A meme of grippy socks being put on Cinderella's foot that says"princess"
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Saturday night selfie, lazy day edition.
A bearded, long haired man wearing all black. His hair is up in a messy bun
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I keep forgetting to post this. I found this color and one I'm sure is identical with a different name, at Marshalls. I adore it, as it reminds me of my grandmother.
My outstretched hand with some greenery in the background. My.naiks are a sort of turquoise color.
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Am I a "hat gay" now?
A long haired, bearded man wearing a chupacabra baseball cap. He is shirtless in bed
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What a bizarre choice for an ad slogan. ... anyways, new tramp stamp unlocked.
A Land O Lakes ad that shows their butters and cheeses. The text reads: Eat it like you own it"
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sunday night selfie, cause I forgot edition. My routine was different lol
A long haired, bearded man with his hair up
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
An early Shark Week inspired skittles Mani.
My hand with red, blue and gray nails
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Saturday night selfie, many social obligations edition.
A long haired, bearded man wearing all black
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Everything reminds me of him 😂
A very sus looking double yellow summer squash
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My dad always admired these bird sculptures at an annual craft fair we would attend. This year my sister and I decided to get the one he would love most, a seagull. We named him Jonathan.
A sculpture of an abstract seagull perched on some pier timbers.
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Saturday night selfie, this heatwave is bullshit and I technically took this last night edition.
A hot, sweaty bearded man wearing a black shirt, his hair in a messy bun.
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I found the cutest little rainbow shark fish type thing keychain knife at the hardware store.
The rainbow keychain fish knife with blade openThe aforementioned knife closed
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not the worst, but the new zero sugar Mugs Floats Vanilla Howler had a bit of an after taste. Definitely very vanilla. If you like Mug root beer you'll probably enjoy.
A photo of a can of zero sugar Mug Floats Vanilla Howler root beer.
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Light metallic sparkly purple nails above a burdock plant I should really chop down before the burs. Polish is "Leonardo's Model Color" by OPI
My hand with sparkly light purple nails. The background is all green leaves
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
American mandrakes and matcha inspired mani. Polish is Clear Your Cash by OPI
My outstretched hand with a pale pastel green manicure over some American mandrake plants
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Saturday night selfie, I slept all day edition.
A bearded man with his long hair up in a messy bun. He is giving a peace sign and wears a black shirt
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Who am I to disappoint?
My bellow from a neck down view laying in bed. I have on skull print undies
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Saturday night selfie, Pride is political edition.
A long haired, bearded man wearing a black shirt that has a skull king from a deck of cards and reads "no kings, yas queens"
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I suppose I'll be trendy too.
My blue sky license
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💛🧡🤍Candy Corn Afficianado🤍🧡💛 @agentravage.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Twinning! I scored 33% Unc. Diagnosis: Soft Unc 🫠. Take the test: amiunc.com
My soft unc report.
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