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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's my favorite day of the week!
Raw, prepared ingredients for beef and broccoli
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes
Infamous r/askreddit post:

You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?

u/phil8248: 
I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may die young and leave you wanting.

Reply from u/somethingobscur:
I also choose this guy's dead wife.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Made J Kenji Lopez Alt's lemon+rosemary alfredo, 10/10
A pot of homemade lemon and rosemary spaghetti alfredo on the stove top
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm making these, so I guess I'm bringing cookies? (I freeze them in batches so I can just make one or two at a time whenever I want a cookie)
Screenshot of Bon Appetit's Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies with Toffee
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We've lost the way of our ancestors
I'm tech-savvy in that I know how to unplug and then plug things back in again.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
After adjusting Patrick Mahomes' stats, removing outliers to project the future, he heavily regresses to around the level of 2018 Dak.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
https://xkcd.com/927/ - "Standards"
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Weird to be anti-Hasan when you agree with him
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I made it last night, but just had some leftovers for lunch. Was mad when my bowl was empty last night and again today 😡
Homemade beef and broccoli (with bonus green beens) in a blue ceramic bowl
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not sure the seniors his clients scammed would agree data4democracy.substack.com/p/hook-and-s...
This investigation was originally developed for The New York Times, where it underwent eight months of editing, multiple rounds of fact-checking, and independent replication of the underlying methodology. The piece had a scheduled publication date when requests for comment were sent. It was only after the Times reached out to the subjects of the investigation for routine comment that the Elias Law Group, representing the DCCC and DSCC, sent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the paper not publish. Although the paper’s fact-checkers and legal department later cleared the piece before sending out a second round of requests for comment, the Times ultimately decided to kill the piece.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Unfortunately, Marc here is covering up scam operations targeting seniors. Not great for his credibility. data4democracy.substack.com/p/hook-and-s...
This investigation was originally developed for The New York Times, where it underwent eight months of editing, multiple rounds of fact-checking, and independent replication of the underlying methodology. The piece had a scheduled publication date when requests for comment were sent. It was only after the Times reached out to the subjects of the investigation for routine comment that the Elias Law Group, representing the DCCC and DSCC, sent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the paper not publish. Although the paper’s fact-checkers and legal department later cleared the piece before sending out a second round of requests for comment, the Times ultimately decided to kill the piece.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
data4democracy.substack.com/p/hook-and-s...
This investigation was originally developed for The New York Times, where it underwent eight months of editing, multiple rounds of fact-checking, and independent replication of the underlying methodology. The piece had a scheduled publication date when requests for comment were sent. It was only after the Times reached out to the subjects of the investigation for routine comment that the Elias Law Group, representing the DCCC and DSCC, sent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the paper not publish. Although the paper’s fact-checkers and legal department later cleared the piece before sending out a second round of requests for comment, the Times ultimately decided to kill the piece.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
data4democracy.substack.com/p/hook-and-s...
This investigation was originally developed for The New York Times, where it underwent eight months of editing, multiple rounds of fact-checking, and independent replication of the underlying methodology. The piece had a scheduled publication date when requests for comment were sent. It was only after the Times reached out to the subjects of the investigation for routine comment that the Elias Law Group, representing the DCCC and DSCC, sent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the paper not publish. Although the paper’s fact-checkers and legal department later cleared the piece before sending out a second round of requests for comment, the Times ultimately decided to kill the piece.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Honestly? Whatever gets them there
I don't know how, but you used the wrong formula and got the correct answer
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
That sounds lovely
Congrats / happy for you/ nice angry kid meme
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
They did the meme!
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Screenshot from Community of Dean Pelton: "This better not awaken anything in me"
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
HP execs reading this post:
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The next few days for me in the greater Philly area look like this, it's wild
Screenshot of weather app showing the next few days. 4 days in a row of 98+°
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Nope
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Aspara-guys in bow ties
A piece of artwork on the wall at The Little Kitchen in Dublin, Ireland.

The piece features several stalks of asparagus tied together with a bow tie.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ahh, the Ben Shapiro argument! (I'm so sorry to poison your mind with the knowledge that this guy exists)
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This one was mine
Titan AE (2000) movie poster
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hey, look! Explicit proof of your participation in that corruption!
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
NYT moving right to fight claims of liberal bias:
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know how, but you used the wrong formula and got the correct answer
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
AI is still dumb as shit, Exhibit #285757382
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The notepad:
Screenshot of the notebooks from the film *Se7en*
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Picture of William Tecumseh Sherman, captioned "SEC Champion 1863-1865"
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It's literally the same text as in the NYT's sub-headline. They both suck.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is what they always were.
A portion of the transcript from Innuendo Studios' YouTube video, The Origins of Conservatism:

Conservatives say, “We are the party of measured steps, caution, of evolution over revolution,” and that’s usually just before they say, “But now, now is the time for swift, decisive action!” Most every Republican claims to be a break with tradition. “This time we’re gonna flip the script: bend the rules, outspend Democrats, invade your privacy, and start a war with no exit strategy.” And that’s what they’ve always said. All that changes is which continent the war is on. I’m not going to say the slow, stodgy conservative doesn’t exist, but it has never typified the Party. Rhetorically, it’s a character that they bring up to contrast themselves with whenever they need to rally their reactionary base. They tell us that’s what their Party is like, and we just take their word for it.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
In that case, I have news!
Some projects from a Human Powered Vehicle competition at Rochester University

Source: https://www.hajim.rochester.edu/me/news-events/news/archive/2019/2019-04-09-human-powered-vehicle.html
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
A portion of the transcript from Innuendo Studios' YouTube video, The Origins of Conservatism:

Conservatives say, “We are the party of measured steps, caution, of evolution over revolution,” and that’s usually just before they say, “But now, now is the time for swift, decisive action!” Most every Republican claims to be a break with tradition. “This time we’re gonna flip the script: bend the rules, outspend Democrats, invade your privacy, and start a war with no exit strategy.” And that’s what they’ve always said. All that changes is which continent the war is on. I’m not going to say the slow, stodgy conservative doesn’t exist, but it has never typified the Party. Rhetorically, it’s a character that they bring up to contrast themselves with whenever they need to rally their reactionary base. They tell us that’s what their Party is like, and we just take their word for it.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
If I may offer a different perspective...
Screenshot of Office Space:

"No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'll vote for anyone that runs on prison for propagandists
By Tara Copp, Elizabeth Dwoskin, and Ian Duncan
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
From youtu.be/E4CI2vk3ugk?...
Conservatives say, "We are the party of measured steps, caution, of evolution over revolution," and thats usually
just before they say, "But now, now is the time for swift, decisive action!" Most every Republican claims to be a
break with tradition. "This time we're gonna flip the script: bend the rules, outspend Democrats, invade your
privacy, and starta war with no exit strategy." And thats what they've always said. All that changes is which
continent the war is on. I'm not going to say the slow, stodgy conservative doesn't exist, but it has never typified the
Party. Rhetorically, it's a character that they bring up to contrast themselves with whenever they need to rally their
reactionary base. They tell us that's what their Party is like, and we just take their word for it.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
In the words of @innuendostudios.bsky.social:
Conservatives say, "We are the party of measured steps, caution, of evolution over revolution," and thats usually
just before they say, "But now, now is the time for swift, decisive action!" Most every Republican claims to be a
break with tradition. "This time we're gonna flip the script: bend the rules, outspend Democrats, invade your
privacy, and starta war with no exit strategy." And thats what they've always said. All that changes is which
continent the war is on. I'm not going to say the slow, stodgy conservative doesn't exist, but it has never typified the
Party. Rhetorically, it's a character that they bring up to contrast themselves with whenever they need to rally their
reactionary base. They tell us that's what their Party is like, and we just take their word for it.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Frank Herbert was right
Black and white image of a Data center with the text "Burn the Data Centers To the GROUND"
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Me, reading pro-datacenter arguments: "That's just a list of reasons they need to be burnt to the ground though."
Cartoon depicting two people, viewing a 6 (or 9) from their different perspectives
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Wait, I've seen this one before
WW2 Nazi belt buckle emblazoned with "GOTT MIT UNS," German for "god is with us"
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hey chuckie, you need to talk to Larry Krasner.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The laugh I laughed when I read this line was...not flattering.
Screenshot of an excerpt of OP's article:

You can try it yourself. Just head to the DOJ’s “Epstein Library” page, verify that you’re over 18, and start searching. You’ll be able to access a trove of books, articles, and documents associated with the billionaire over decades. You can download the e-books. Find reference manuals for audio systems. Hell, if you’re sick of the paywall on this very website, you can access at least one of Slate’s articles in the Epstein files.

**If you wanted to, you could even activate Windows 7 using what appears to be Jeffrey Epstein’s product key shown in a photograph of what is likely his laptop. I don’t know why you would—there are plenty of other ways, legal or not, to do this that don’t involve a notorious pedophile.** But if you so desired, you could use the key to activate Windows 7 Home Premium, as content creators online already have.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sure, as long as you're personal friends with the police chief...
Excerpt from OP's article:

The husband told MPR News that after his wife was taken into custody, he called his attorney, and soon after, he got a call from St. Peter Chief of Police Matt Grochow, whom he said he has known for years.
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Like, it's not a secret...
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Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Same as it's always been
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