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Agent 48

@agent48.bsky.social
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Professional Social Assassin

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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
And These guys are the “smart” ones that could pass the open book test and do 6 pushups. Fooken disgrace
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Maga is so chickenshit
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
So the “brian killmeed is a leftist now” wasnt a t enough narrative to follow? lol These people are vicious violent social imbeciles whose home is under a rock
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This buffoon has not even been tested on a real actual devastating national emergency. I can only imagine how that will go- Director, we finally have a lead—the suspect is at a Dennys in Yonkers Excellent, let me put it on X, I’m really hoping Elon will respond to me! Valhalla!!!
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
What a buffoon. It’s almost as if we gave the job of FBI Director to a former podcastor/influencer doomscrolling troll.
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Who pays for all this?
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I cant help thinking it was an assassination choreography gone bad… #TrumpDidIt
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Vera Rubin but she already has something named after her. Although The Mother of Dark Matter should be a band name.
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
They know the call is coming from inside the house…. The White house
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Almost time. ⏰ I mean come on lol
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a grim reaper with a scythe is standing in front of a door .
ALT: a grim reaper with a scythe is standing in front of a door .
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Alright. AssAssination it is. I do love me a pedantic argument! 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Again with the “Assassination”… homocide… killing… not so sure about assassination…
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Assassination? Is it tho?
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Well... I read that gun deaths just have to be deemed acceptable for the sake of the 2nd Amendment… someone said that. Who was it… 🤔
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
We are seriously fast tracking becoming a third world country. This was an onion headline 10 years ago. We are so cooked. Bring out the grilled asparagus and ice tea. Done-zo
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Have you what he looks like today? He looks like a double. If he is a straight fascist, shouldn’t he be dabbling in doubles. Can you imagine the shitshow casting for that? 😂
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Thats not putin amirite
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
And a Millionaire too! 😍
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Nerds v Jocks— these people also voted for obama, rejected hilary but would have voted for Bill & Reagan & rejected Dole. They like charisma thats it. Policy is “boring” to them esoteric even. Dems need to understand this next time around. Being a Nerd is okay but they better be charming AF. Simple
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Hows the pulse? Of the city that is!?!?
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Forgot my tags #PAGA #Trumpstein Okay seriously im done taking a shit. Ill be back on this app in another week or so and you’ll be what? Still riding pedo meat?
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Intelligent bruh. Get some education. And ride more pedo meat
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Thats it? Copeium? Damn. You need a better rapid response game. I know, Go slurp on MOAR pedo meat. Havent gotten to the bone yet! 😂 you’ll be motivated after that. So you can come back and call all this a Chinese hoax or call me a Chinese “bot”! #PAGA #Trumpstein
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
LOL! Pedo meat-rider angry. Bruh, You wanna compare sniffers? Ok Biden sniffed a girls head & then beat trump in ‘20 — What did your boi sniff while partying with Epstein? And YOU voted for him! Now he thinks you are stupid & will believe that the Epstein List is a hoax! 🍆🎠 Cuck! #trumpstein #PAGA
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Hows that Epstein list release working out for you? Any day now huh? Amirite? Imagine being an incel cuck AND an unapologetic pedo meat-rider. Damn. #PAGA 😂
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The real ICE agents are white supremacists who are contracted out by the Feds. Proud Boys, KKK, militia types. Thats what is going. Just take a look at them. Fat. White. Stupid. Angry. Non-professional.
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
But did she LOOK GOOD doing it? For the love of god, why aren’t the real relevant questions being asked?!? The woman sacrificed grifted campaign funds for MAGA barbie plastic surgery! How much more is she expected to do? She has to look good in cowboy hats AND baseball caps! Its so unfair! 😂
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
👐 “Chinese are fine. President Xi is nominating me for a Nobel Prize in Chemistry, my uncle taught at MIT, we are very smart people, very smart —I passed a cognitive test with flying colors, the doctor looked at my results and cried. Said “Sir, these are the most powerful cognitive results ever” 👐
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
So Hitler Grok was a bridge too far? 😂
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
This might be a good time for the media to finally ask Trump about those unsealed Epstein court documents detailing accounts of him raping 12-year old girls, don’t ya think?
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Choices have consequences. Some are more consequential than others. People need to grow up. responsibility is a bitch sometimes. It is what is. Also, what would they be saying if it was a bunch of American citizen latino kids and latino adults? jesus christ they want to see them be eaten alive
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
When the documentary comes a out about DJT, we will find out that this was the reason why he ran in the first place and the reason he HAD to win in 2024
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Can Japan just send Godzilla to South Carolina or something? Ooh. Florida!
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
He has been a conman all his life. He cant talk any other way. Its in his DNA. He thinks that how “smart business men” talk.
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
So this is better than “Holocaust Harris”? Okay. #imbeciles president Harris was going to ethnically cleanse gaza and make hotels? Hmmm? 😂 effing morons. #Michigan
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Trump’s anti-trans Executive Order is bad BUT it technically defines everyone as female. It states: “'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell." Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Popular opinion: Keeping Andrea Mitchell on the air is Elder Abuse. #elderabuse #msnbc #corpMedia #retire
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Is this going to be official response? 😂 seriously? I figured roman salute or something like that. But yall are too stupid for that huh? Geezoos christ on a pogo stick. You are! 😂
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Serious question. This is all Putin related isn’t it. Has to be. Russia must want something with Greenland, Canada and Panama
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Yes. One politic party is PRO Oligarchy and PRO Kakistocracy. Putin wanted this for America. And that same political party is PRO PUTIN. Thats how this not only should be framed— thats how it is
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Same as cops. I grew up being told and believed they were heroes. Brave. Selfless. The embodiment of integrity, intelligent and honest. Nope.
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
He should and also say that we need a constitutional amendment to CHANGE the pardon powers of a president because thanks to trump, we have to guard against corruption
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Ironically she looks like a man under that light.
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Isnt that what the cowboys were purchased for?
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Tarrifs and lack of Mexicans & South Americans… what could go wrong? Confidence = magical thinking i guess
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This guy is the dems best and only hope.
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Worth it for this moment
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Okay but will their bacon be 65 cents cheaper? Trump girl dads secretly are rooting for Gaetz and they secretly wish it was THEM doing what Gaets did. Why? Because they are MAGA men thats why.
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hmmm. Lets see what future FBI director George Santos has to sa about this…
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Agent 48 @agent48.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Wait til we get FBI director Santos
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