Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJSZ...youtube.comAve María Techno RemixYouTube video by Felixcardona 43 074
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 06/08/2026agent 47 from hitman built it all from a bucket of sand joe the swing king yeah that his 47 even the constant that is 47 in the hideout hides that 47 guy who sends his targets to heaven(?) 041
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 12/07/2026it's feeling like a "plant landmines indisciminately in the target's house" kind of day 173
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Pick your hero... or villain... i'm not judging... 030
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 05/07/2026He's a Hit Man Boy with a Brief Magic Case! 地獄[燃/越]えればいいのプリティ革命/薄命 世界[は闇/回り/守り]に 脳裏のリズム He is saving the day! ミュウミュウ助けて！ 1115
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 22/06/2026father emilio no i don't think talking about slime asmr is going to get kids to come to the church more. 041
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Need more businesses to be inexplicably pirate themed than just that furniture store because I like dressing up as one. 061
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I just had "Non Target Killed" pop up in my vision because some apparently got cancer from my second hand smoke years ago and they apparently lost 1185
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Im not letting you pay extra to ensure they "cum a little" as they die I was already pushing it with showing the swing king that photo 1103
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Tore Blystad You litte F**ker You made a shit of piece with your trash Hitman it’s f**King Bad this trash game I will become back my money I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm you sucke 121
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery; Step inside and hold on for dear life! 1118
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 21/05/2026(Wearing a full green bodysuit and a fake beak) Help! 31410
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 21/05/2026guys wait i spilled my poison pills right next to the glass please help me pick them up they won't overdose and kill the guy if they aren't all in there fuck fuck fuck one's about to roll into the air vent put your foot down quick phew nice catch 052
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Wonder what this feels like. (slips on a banana peel on purpose, banging my head on the pavement) Oh fuck, ow, that hurts! That's what I've been doing to people?! 05133
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The real April fool was completely forgetting to switch back 140
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I heard that when Elon musk was invited to become a client of Haven and he declined saying "I've got this vault tech shit solved like the fallout TV show on my own" and every single piece of equipment and machinery barely needs to be sabotaged to get the silent assassin ranking 030
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 02/04/2026fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the fireworks went off early i'm so upset about this i'm going to go stand under the balcony about it for several minutes 083
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Out here playing gubble for ps1 drinking the emetic poison straight just to feel something like the first couple playthroughs of The Showstopper... Now 47 has gone freelancer is killing random other people who are part of crime syndicates, he won't even look at me anymore 041
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Time to take another lap around my fashion show, unerringly to my routi Holy fuck did you hear that coin just now 071
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I hear theres gonna be a more realistic version of hitman 3 released where after the ica files get released nothing meaningfully changes except a couple fast food ceo's are allowed to retire with their golden parachutes but no politicians or real big business suffer 191
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I'm gonna be real I think Dahlia is fucking stupid for even considering making Helmut Kruger an asset 062
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/04/2026The red smoke is how you know your drink is GOOD 0112
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/04/2026This model keeps insisting he's six foot seven inches and me and Sebastian are both about to scream loud as fuck at him 092
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Why is this dude in that old vampire magician costume I made ages ago. That shit was meant to be a joke nobody was ever supposed to wear it. Much less make it look kind of good, somehow. 060
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/04/2026That dude in the flamingo costume is the only one in the entire audience with any daring sense of fashion he's awesome 062
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Dahlia why don't you handle this catwalk if you're so fucking smart. At least I remember to not leave my computer's password dongle lying around 030
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Who's leg does a guy gotta hump to get a bare knuckle boxer around here? 020
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Guys did I take out all the non likeness targets and that's why I only get people to kill who look exactly like celebrities or what. 052
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 12/12/2025'tis the holiday season! You know what that means! Throw shit at petty thieves knocking them unconscious while you steal the presents first. 050
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I forgot to erase the evidence there goes my silent assassin ranking 051
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I went to haven island and everyone there wanted to hide away from you when society exploded 061
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Uh oh, I just spilled emetic poison all over my nicest suit staining it; AND PROM'S TOMORROW!! 082
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 20/11/2025That's right Olivia Hall, Our Dog, Brian Griffin is Dead 030
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 03/11/2025no ort-meyer didn't make 20 more clones there isn't an agent six seven why do the teens ask me about this. how do they even know about the cloning. 160
Agent 47 @agent47-hit-man.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Injecting my targets with drugs so they go to hell before they die 03912
