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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)

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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Help me and Josey beat the homophobic, transphobic, MAGA morons in this round of America’s Favorite Couple. Let’s show them that’s not what America is truly about.
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Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
My beloved @agathaslocket.bsky.social got me these because they’re Aubrey & Rio coded 😭💚
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Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Welp we did it we met Kathryn Hahn today and my wife finally got her moment so thanks universe, good looking out!!!!!!
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Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Met some actual legends at #TheStudio premiere 👏🏼
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cait ☆ @sapphicstarr.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
i need this side profile tattooed on me
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Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
From #AgathaAllAlong at #Paleyfest to getting to go to #TheStudio premiere, it’s been a win for us 💜💚 @agathaslocket.bsky.social
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Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
My lil plastic Aubrey Plaza army 💪🏼
A collection of various figures of Aubrey plaza characters including Funko pops of April Ludgate and Lady Death
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Me? Love Kathryn Hahn? Why would you say that? (It’s the little things that bring me joy…)
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Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
If empathy is a sin, I am a proud sinner. You guys should sin on a regular basis as well. Let’s all be sinful empathetics!
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
RIP grandma, you never made it to Oregon
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
My favorite part of having Agatha’s Locket tattooed is when either Agatha or cool tattoos come up in conversation I get to whip this bad boy out…
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I really don’t think she knows we can see that so it almost feels voyeuristic when she likes the Aubrey thirst videos 😂🤣😂🤣
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Clay Nobles @claynobles.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
She wakes up every morning and tells her reflection how fucking hot she is and we all know it.
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Ashley @sapphicgamer.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Daddy Hahn please I’m begging
Kathryn Hahn dressed in a beige suit for a photoshoot with her hand holding a tree branch A closeup of Kathryn Hahn dressed in a beige suit for a photoshoot Kathryn Hahn dressed in a beige suit for a photoshoot with her hands in her pocket standing like she owns the place cause she does Kathryn Hahn dressed in a beige suit for a photoshoot holding the tree branch & crossing her legs with her other hand in her pocket
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you text with haptics on we cannot be friends. I’m sorry but I cannot handle that fucking sound over and over and over and if you can you’re a sociopath.
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
If I made little clay gingerbread penis ornaments like the cookie Carla makes in Bad Moms, would people buy them? Lmfao. I’m being serious tho.
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
That face card should be illegal in 195 countries
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Yel* | ⴵ✵𖤍➶🔮 @yelenamcubelova.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I mean
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asha @excusemehahn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Agatha Harkness you have my heart! I want more scenes where Agatha has her power ! It’s so aesthetic to see her work her magic with her hands
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Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Our purple tree with our little Agatha & Rio section 💜💚🌱
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Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You ever wish you were a tree?
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Aubrey Plaza’s Baby Hags @plazadebabyhags.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Aubrey Plaza if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.
Photo of actress Aubrey Plaza in a floral dress posing
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The first of my Fall of the House of Usher tattoos… for Lenore ✨ thank you always for your incredible work and inspiring me @mikeflanaganfilm.com more Usher related ink to come 🪄
A tattoo of a black feather and roses in honor Fall of the House of Usher
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My wife wrote a beautiful tribute to Agatha All Along and its impact on her and our queer witchy community 💖💜💚
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
All of this.
Tweet that says if your concern with trans women is that men might claim to self-ID as trans to gain access to women’s spaces and assault them, then your problem is actually with predatory men and not trans women.
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Oooh or Dem governor of a traditionally red state who has to fight tooth and nail to make her state a more progressive place without denigrating the folks who live there (too much!)
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predictablesloth @predictablesloth.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Someone needs to make a political/legal show for Kathryn Hahn, a thread. (aka the west[view] wing)
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. @mistresshahn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
face card has never declined a day in her life
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
IMMEDIATELY
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cait ☆ @sapphicstarr.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
glass onion kathryn was a serve
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Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My brain is just all Agatha All Along, all the time
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predictablesloth @predictablesloth.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
☝️🥺🪷 / 🫵💀🔪 #riovidal #agathaallalong #agathario
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Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Me everytime I find another Agatha All Along/agathario stan
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Bea! @behyahhh.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Who would’ve thought I’d be jealous of a spoon…
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terena ☽●☾ @swiftharkness.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Don’t forget to share
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
That’s like saying an epilogue is eligible for book of the year…
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Oh and Brie Larson. Getting high with her would be a delight! Or shrooms we all know she’s down for some shrooms…
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I have trouble picturing TS doing a puff puff pass but I won’t yuck your yum. Mine definitely includes Kathryn and Aubrey, but I feel like I also need like John Cena in mine bc he’s silly. Oscar Isaac, for sure, Florence Pugh, Kacey Musgraves, Kate Siegel, and Emily Dickinson if we can necromance…
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The lack of men wearing fuckboy sunglasses in their avatars and porn bots (and already starting with a maga pack to easily block) is delightful
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I haven’t delved too far into it, mostly just wading in the kiddy pool, so I hadn’t even encountered your issues yet but they do sound vexing
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gigi 🍒 agathario’s whore @twelfthclone.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
aubrey plaza spit on me pleasee 😩🙏
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