Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Help me and Josey beat the homophobic, transphobic, MAGA morons in this round of America’s Favorite Couple. Let’s show them that’s not what America is truly about. 010
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 17/04/2025My beloved @agathaslocket.bsky.social got me these because they’re Aubrey & Rio coded 😭💚 021
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Welp we did it we met Kathryn Hahn today and my wife finally got her moment so thanks universe, good looking out!!!!!! 011
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Met some actual legends at #TheStudio premiere 👏🏼 031
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)cait ☆ @sapphicstarr.bsky.social · 26/03/2025i need this side profile tattooed on me 0145
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 26/03/2025From #AgathaAllAlong at #Paleyfest to getting to go to #TheStudio premiere, it’s been a win for us 💜💚 @agathaslocket.bsky.social 031
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 19/03/2025My lil plastic Aubrey Plaza army 💪🏼 052
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Me? Love Kathryn Hahn? Why would you say that? (It’s the little things that bring me joy…) 011
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 26/01/2025If empathy is a sin, I am a proud sinner. You guys should sin on a regular basis as well. Let’s all be sinful empathetics! 031
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 13/12/2024RIP grandma, you never made it to Oregon 120
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 08/12/2024My favorite part of having Agatha’s Locket tattooed is when either Agatha or cool tattoos come up in conversation I get to whip this bad boy out… 021
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I really don’t think she knows we can see that so it almost feels voyeuristic when she likes the Aubrey thirst videos 😂🤣😂🤣 220
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Clay Nobles @claynobles.bsky.social · 03/12/2024 35212
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 03/12/2024She wakes up every morning and tells her reflection how fucking hot she is and we all know it. 110
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Ashley @sapphicgamer.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Daddy Hahn please I’m begging 24715
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 27/11/2024If you text with haptics on we cannot be friends. I’m sorry but I cannot handle that fucking sound over and over and over and if you can you’re a sociopath. 010
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now??? 485295005247
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 26/11/2024If I made little clay gingerbread penis ornaments like the cookie Carla makes in Bad Moms, would people buy them? Lmfao. I’m being serious tho. 110
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 25/11/2024That face card should be illegal in 195 countries 020
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 25/11/2024media.tenor.comtwo women are hugging each other in a dark room with purple lightsALT: two women are hugging each other in a dark room with purple lights 051
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Yel* | ⴵ✵𖤍➶🔮 @yelenamcubelova.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I meanmedia.tenor.comtwo women are standing next to each other and one of them is saying they 're having funALT: two women are standing next to each other and one of them is saying they 're having fun 041
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)asha @excusemehahn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Agatha Harkness you have my heart! I want more scenes where Agatha has her power ! It’s so aesthetic to see her work her magic with her hands 26214
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Our purple tree with our little Agatha & Rio section 💜💚🌱 0172
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 22/11/2024You ever wish you were a tree? 0278
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Aubrey Plaza’s Baby Hags @plazadebabyhags.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Aubrey Plaza if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free. 252
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 21/11/2024media.tenor.coma woman is smiling and saying i love it in a netflix adALT: a woman is smiling and saying i love it in a netflix ad 010
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The first of my Fall of the House of Usher tattoos… for Lenore ✨ thank you always for your incredible work and inspiring me @mikeflanaganfilm.com more Usher related ink to come 🪄 131
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 20/11/2024My wife wrote a beautiful tribute to Agatha All Along and its impact on her and our queer witchy community 💖💜💚 020
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 19/11/2024All of this. 612423328918
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Oooh or Dem governor of a traditionally red state who has to fight tooth and nail to make her state a more progressive place without denigrating the folks who live there (too much!) 010
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)predictablesloth @predictablesloth.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Someone needs to make a political/legal show for Kathryn Hahn, a thread. (aka the west[view] wing) 231
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt). @mistresshahn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024face card has never declined a day in her life 0269
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)cait ☆ @sapphicstarr.bsky.social · 17/11/2024glass onion kathryn was a serve 0379
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 19/11/2024My brain is just all Agatha All Along, all the time 072
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)predictablesloth @predictablesloth.bsky.social · 19/11/2024☝️🥺🪷 / 🫵💀🔪 #riovidal #agathaallalong #agathario 014336
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Josey 🌱 @namislogpose.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Me everytime I find another Agatha All Along/agathario stan 1777
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)Bea! @behyahhh.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Who would’ve thought I’d be jealous of a spoon… 0143
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)terena ☽●☾ @swiftharkness.bsky.social · 18/11/2024media.tenor.coma woman wearing a suit and a necklace is smilingALT: a woman wearing a suit and a necklace is smiling 052
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Don’t forget to share 110
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024That’s like saying an epilogue is eligible for book of the year… 010
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Oh and Brie Larson. Getting high with her would be a delight! Or shrooms we all know she’s down for some shrooms… 110
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I have trouble picturing TS doing a puff puff pass but I won’t yuck your yum. Mine definitely includes Kathryn and Aubrey, but I feel like I also need like John Cena in mine bc he’s silly. Oscar Isaac, for sure, Florence Pugh, Kacey Musgraves, Kate Siegel, and Emily Dickinson if we can necromance… 110
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024The lack of men wearing fuckboy sunglasses in their avatars and porn bots (and already starting with a maga pack to easily block) is delightful 000
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally? 020
Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt) @agathaslocket.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I haven’t delved too far into it, mostly just wading in the kiddy pool, so I hadn’t even encountered your issues yet but they do sound vexing 000
Reposted by Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)gigi 🍒 agathario’s whore @twelfthclone.bsky.social · 18/11/2024aubrey plaza spit on me pleasee 😩🙏 043