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Lisa

@agathacrispie.bsky.social
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Publishing Support and Accessibility Specialist @ Consonance. MSc Translational Health Sciences. Well-meaning expert amateur. Patient and a11y advocate. Haver of autoimmune conditions. Story lover, fond of code & tabletop games. Wrangler of cats. she/her

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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the apple genius bar should at the very least give you a free shot every time they can’t fix your computer
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I don’t know how to explain to the health service that six sessions of talking therapy is not going to cut it, I need to fight God
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I miss when everything on the internet was a bit shit (charming, endearing) and not now when everything on the internet is a bit shit (derogatory, evil)
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Domino driven development (DDD) aka I try and make my web app and test suite robust enough to survive Domino sitting my keyboard and pushing code changes to GitHub on my behalf
Domino the tuxedo Maine coon cat sits on a laptop keyboard and stares at the camera
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Kate ✨🐱 but spooky 🎃🍁 @magickitten.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I don’t think I’ll be wishing anyone a happy International Women’s Day, but I hope plenty of them are having a fruitfully angry one
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Only upside of when @nexustheduck has to go on a trip somewhere without me is I get to use his in-car text to speech that reads out his messages to pretend to be the car like he's in Night Rider. I like to think this is what normal marriage is.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Living near fancy Cotswold adjacent villages has its perks. Got myself a new £££ John Lewis lamp for free because a lady was just giving it away on Facebook 🤷‍♀️
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ncnvrgnt @inconvergent.net · 01/01/2026
many current problems began when people started trusting computer. you must never trust computer. computer is the machine that hates you
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy new year friends. May 2026 treat you kindly.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Sainsbury's claims that I can use their AI search to shop how I think and yet my thoughts remain unanswered...
Screenshot from the Sainsburys website using their new AI search functionality. The search bar prompt reads "Why is everything expensive?" and the result says "Whoops, we're still in Beta. We're still learning and sometimes that means we can't return results for your request just yet. Try some of the prompts below."Screenshot from the Sainsburys website using their new AI search functionality. The search bar prompt reads "Whose bright idea was this to shove AI into everything?" and the result says "Whoops, we're still in Beta. We're still learning and sometimes that means we can't return results for your request just yet. Try some of the prompts below."Screenshot from the Sainsburys website using their new AI search functionality. The search bar prompt reads "Could you maybe get your API to work properly first?" and the result says "Whoops, we're still in Beta. We're still learning and sometimes that means we can't return results for your request just yet. Try some of the prompts below."
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Can we go back to the days when politicians said that they really wanted to help people but it’s very hard and takes time, rather than saying that they want to hurt people and can do it quickly?
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
An excellent module. One I think all healthcare researchers, clinicians and policymakers would learn a lot from, though I do suppose I am pretty biased ☺️
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Finding it increasingly difficult to navigate various social medias without being triggered by certain types of posts that cause really negative, unhelpful thought patterns for me but hit a new low today when I managed to get got by sodding LinkedIn of all places
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
When my blood disorder increases my clotting ability so much that i don’t even bleed when i manage to accidentally stab my hand with a knife
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Mr Burns is in casual, hospital appropriate clothes looking pleased. Smithers is with him looking concerned. Text on the image reads: “Indestructable.”
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Stress of tradesmen in the house is amazing. I'm anxious before they arrive about whether they'll show up and then immediately anxious once they arrive about how long until they leave. Wonder what not living in a constant state of fight or flight feels like, guess I'll never know.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Recovering from a rubbish day by going to the local park and appreciating all the dogs having the best time
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Noticed that the Katabasis hardback is cheaper on Amazon than the Kindle edition. I’ve heard all sorts of justifications over the years for why ebooks shouldn’t be priced cheaper than print but I’ve yet to hear one for why an ebook should cost *more* than its physical counterpart 🤔
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
There is nothing quite so humbling to one’s ego as the professionally taken academic photograph, my word
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
i remain much more concerned about what humans will do to each other with AI than I am about what AI itself will do to humans
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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010: "Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"
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Michell C Clark @michellcclark.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Without proper nuance, "self-care" rhetoric shifts blame for systemic problems onto individual people. You can't meditate your way out of medical debt. Positive thinking won't raise the minimum wage. Sometimes the most caring thing you can do is get angry at the right systems.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Variables I didn’t foresee when buying our new coffee machine: the cat sitting in my latte and subsequently me having to brush latte out of his fur
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Worked out last night that since randomly joining Cat in a Flat a few years ago I have now met over 20 local cats in my area and all of them have been excellent. Would recommend.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 28/06/2025
Our cat Biscuit had his grooming appt today and they sent us his report card but I think I'm just going to use it as my bio
Screenshot of a report: 

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Expressed some opinions and told lots of stories
Nervous and benefitted from lots of reassurance
Wiggly
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It’s the simple pleasures in life of singing immigrant song as a duet with your screaming cat in the morning when he wants his wet food
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Put the laundry on and went to sit under a tree in the park around the corner from new place because that is a thing I can do now
A park with lush green grass and large green trees underneath a clear blue sky
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Moved into our new house at last. Wonder when the feeling that it’s a trick will fade away and I’ll stop feeling like any moment the real owners are going to show up and chase me out with a broom.
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Harvest Skye @goodbye.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I forget who I heard it from but the essence of conservatism is "Couldn't be me." I could never get disabled, I could never be injured on the job, I won't be arrested, I won't be deported.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Past 4pm on the day of our house exchange and the conveyancers casually drop an email asking us if we have a spare £30k to make up a deposit shortfall elsewhere in the chain. Pardon me while I just go get my infinite money chequebook???
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
For someone who lives in the same three outfits I have far too many clothes in my wardrobe. Moving is eye opening.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
For reference medical professionals, if you are explaining a medical procedure to the patient that they may or may not need in the future, it is not particularly helpful to describe it saying “it might be painful, it might not”. That also describes literally every human experience.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
There is an older woman in this hospital waiting room playing games on her phone at full volume but sure it’s the kids today that are the problem…
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
i dont want to be a killjoy but we desperately need to make it socially unacceptable to talk about asking chatgpt things in regular conversation
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Can’t in good conscience engage with Eurovision, which I have loved for years, while countries committing war crimes against children, hospitals etc are allowed to take part with no repercussions at all.
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 17/05/2025
Am a huge Eurovision fan, but will not be watching tonight, because I am not a huge fan of genocide. I hope you join me.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
People need to believe there’s a robust safety net for people with disabilities for the same reason they need to believe they will never become disabled… they’re scared. They can’t face the reality of how quickly you can lose your health, and how little support is there when you do.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Finally have a date for our house move, time to be immediately overwhelmed by all the things that need doing
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A little bit heartbroken that the lovely bring-your-own book club I joined a few months ago is moving its meetings to the one day a week where it clashes 😭💙📚
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
In the news: In which we learn that our leaders find it easier to believe "AI is the future" than to believe that actual, living human beings who make art for a living have rights and deserve respect. Our consent doesn't matter to them. Only appeasing the tech bros matters.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
My eldest boy Rocket is somehow eight today! He’s grown into such a gentle giant and is just the sweetest guy. After a scary year for him there were moments I worried we wouldn’t get to celebrate today but hopefully we have many more years to spend together. Happy birthday buddy 🐾🎈
Rocket the cream Maine coon kitten sits staring at the camera wearing a blue collar with a silver rocket charmRocket the fully grown eight year old Maine coon cat lies on the back of a sofa staring at the camera
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Beannactaí na Bealtaine everyone ☘️ Everything's just that little bit easier when the sun is shining ☀️
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Giddy for this and if you heard me say I need to stop spending money and save for this house move no you didn’t
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If food influencers could stop naming every recipe ‘Marry Me [ingredient]’ that’d be great. I already have one husband and if I found out he married me just because I cooked him chicken one time that’d be awkward
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Starmer has big those are my principles and if you don't like them... well, I have others energy
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
My too strong morning coffee is tasting slightly like Bovril which is not ideal
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It is wild to me that NowTV doesn’t offer audio description for any show on their platform even if the show’s original network does. So no TLOS season two or White Lotus for me I guess.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Researching the logistics of getting from Oxfordshire to Cambridge for a conference and it’s looking like a 3h45m train journey. What a grim state of affairs our public transport system is at times.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Commissioned some illustrations of Rocket and Domino and I love Domino’s chaotic energy and how Rocket is a member of the EU (credit: @bettyandbadger on Instagram)
A hand drawn illustration of Rocket the cream Maine coon cat on a light blue background. He looks directly forward and is surrounded by six white starsAn illustration of Domino the black and white tuxedo Maine coon cat in a red background. She stands over some knocked over domino pieces.
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The AI action figure trend has massive myspace buzzfeed facebook quiz that asks for your birthday, name of your first pet, last 4 digits of your bank card energy.m
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Lisa @agathacrispie.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Credit scores going down when you pay off a credit card balance, yet another way that capitalism is wild
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