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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

How weak are women in general if they are all scared for their lives at every moment of every day? PS - Wear a mask, Covid kills

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s all because of those anti-maskers!

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hey Donald, It might be a side effect of my Covid vaccine, but I think it still says Lake Ontario on Google Maps and Apple Maps. I think you screwed up the Executive Order.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Derek Chauvin has killed exactly the same amount of people as Covid (none).

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Derek Chauvin has killed exactly the same amount of people as Covid (none).

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Derek Chauvin has killed exactly the same amount of people as Covid (none).

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I’m not sure why there are so many people angry with me about my comments about pregnancy risks after taking the COVID vaccine, it’s only a risk in the first trimester, so it’s just like having an abortion. Stop whining!

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I swear I’m not destroying more documents

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Donald Trump will pardon me for dodging having to answer about all my lies.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Mitch McConnell is dead, like got-the-vax-and-myocarditis dead

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I saw someone dressed like that at Walmart this morning although they also had dyed purple hair.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Thank you for standing with me. I also value CONSPIRACY over evidence, RUMORS over data, and POLITICS over science.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Should be thanking me, I created the virus.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Paul, you are the official winner! One of the greatest stupid comments!

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I’ll tell you a COVID joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it… You won’t get it, just a case of the seasonal flu.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Thinking a mask was going to stop Covid-19 was the same as thinking that your underpants will protect everyone from a fart.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I helped do that in 2020. This is old news!

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

“Most” vaccines… Please don’t include the COVID vaccines, those didn’t actually do anything. It was primarily just an experiment to see far people would follow our directions. Btw, it was a great success.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Thank you for living in my created experiment.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I would like to admit I was wrong and apologize to lying to everyone about the origins of COVID. I may have created it in a lab in Wuhan (or maybe it came from the pangolin).

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I personally thank all of those heroes who helped make me and my pharmaceutical friends filthy rich. I also want to thank all of you who believed everything I told you during COVID, you really are “freedumb” (without the “free”).

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You’re welcome! I hope you are enjoying the myocarditis and blood clots.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

You must be suffering from one of the side effects I included in the vaccine. Unfortunately, it causes only left wing, white, old women to begin hating white men while at the same time claiming everyone else is sexist and racist. There is an easy cure to this. Read my diary to find out.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The elephant on the right said my name wrong.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Thank you for your kind words although if you read my public diary, it may tell a different story. Here is a breakdown: I am science Keep 6 ft apart at all times Don’t stop at 1 vax, go for double digits If we work together it will only take 2331 days (and counting) to flatten the curve

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Please read my diary, I think I had a little to do with the pandemic

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

PREDICTION: Sometime next week, Mitch McConnell will contract COVID while in the hospital and pass away. Screenshot this

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

If anyone needs a transcript of my testimony before the senate, please let me know.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

There must be more MAGA accounts on here than I thought. These science deniers are blocking me.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Are you trying to say that if I hadn’t helped create Covid in Wuhan then Covid wouldn’t have existed? That would be a crazy thing to say🧐

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

As I am Science and Science is me; you are both wrong. Just listen to me when I’m on CNN and you will learn. Follow my directives and you all will be healthy and rich. Keep 6 feet apart at all times.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Please don’t take away my credit for those deaths. I worked so hard

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Please go read my diary, available on bookshelves at your nearest authorized distributor today!

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Vaccines save so many lives, just not the COVID vaccines, please go read my diary.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My counsel advised me to plead the fifth as he believes that the so-called pardon I received from President Biden’s auto pen signature may not be legally binding if challenged in court. Therefore, I had to plead the 5th to protect me from all the lies/crimes I committed during COVID. #sorrynotsorry

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

On the advise of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based on my rights under the 5th amendment of the Constitution.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

On the advise of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based on my rights under the 5th amendment of the Constitution.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

There is going to be some delicious wine coming from there shortly. Heat waves are part of the COVID experience.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

In Iran, the COVID social distancing rules for women are different. When men are gathering, women must remain 60 feet away from them at all times to prevent the spread of transmission.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

You need to stop blaming Trump, it was the pangolin!

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Not in this case Joanne. What I wrote is the truth and what I told the public was horse dewormer.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

From my experience, don’t journal or write in a diary.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Remember, I am science! Me, A-Fauc, Tony, IvermecTony! I am science!

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

If you read my diary I have encrypted some info in there for you.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody) @afauci.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The 5th Amendment is my favorite of all the Amendments!

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