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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀

@aethernautic.itch.io
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Nerd-girl, aging punk, possible Time Lady. Ask me about Trek, Tabletop Games, Tolkien, or Trans Rights. 💍 @scienceweasels.itch.io She/her 🏳️‍🌈/🏳️‍⚧️ 👧 ❤️: 🚀 📚 🎸 👍: 🏳️‍🌈 🍉 ✊️ 🚫: 🧊 🍊 👮‍♂️ ¡El pueblo unido jamás será vencido!

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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 06/07/2026
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 17/12/2025
A logo for the "Shitposters Union Local 69420" with the slogan "Never Delete" below.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 11/12/2025
Excellent thread. As my wife @scienceweasels.itch.io points out often: the fascists want you illiterate and uneducated. "To study is the greatest act of rebellion against a state that loves you ignorant."
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 19/11/2025
the rabbits in question
The Magic: The Gathering card Hare Apparent, showing a very noble-looking rabbit. The flavor text reads:

"Most families have trees. His has an entire forest."
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 19/11/2025
maybe i like playing MTG because VALGAVOTH THE TERROR EATER and its minions can be defeated by a bunch of really determined rabbits
An image of the Magic: The Gathering card Valgavoth, Terror Eater. He looks like a cross between a demon moth and a xenomorph, all welded to the walls of the chamber where he, presumably, eats your terror.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 08/08/2025
The face of a girl who finally loves taking selfies 🩷🤍🩵
A selfie of a middle-aged girl with long brown hair and green eyes wearing headphones, purple glasses and a red floral dress. She is smiling gently.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 13/07/2025
Is there a terrible day this movie can't make a little better? We're about to find out.
The opening scenes of Disney's animated Robin Hood, as the minstrel rooster Alan-a-Dale sings the theme song "Ooh-de-lally."
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 27/05/2025
hot take: there are only three kinds of gay men
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 27/05/2025
Listen, it's this or I start hoarding physical copies. Those are your options.
A tweet by @CountessCassi that reads:

"Slut era," I say as I download more tabletop RPG PDFs and stuff them in a folder I never remember to open.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 23/05/2025
yeah we're stupid cute
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 21/05/2025
the existence of boba tea implies the existence of kiki tea
illustration of two cups with rounded lids and straws, filled with tea. the left is labeled "boba tea" and has round tapioca. the right is labeled "kiki tea" and has tapioca apparently made of caltrops.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 19/05/2025
I love being a girl, riding the train, and traveling with my wife - and now I get to do all three things at once for the first time! (And I look hella cute doing it.)
A cute girl in purple glasses with her hair up in a ponytail. She is wearing a black hoodie over a blue t-shirt with a space themed cat and the words "SPACE CAT ON MUSHROOMS".
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 08/05/2025
The girl I spent all those years searching for now gazes back at me from the mirror. It's never too late 🩵🤍🩷
A selfie of a pretty girl in her Easter best smiling for the camera.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 05/05/2025
This has been attested by multiple exes and also my wife Yes, that's right, this is the ride @scienceweasels.itch.io signed up for
dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it's also an edible
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 29/04/2025
Imagine being against T4T when it's literally just this
Adira and Gray from Star Trek: Discovery sharing an intimate moment with their foreheads pressed together. It is extremely gay.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 28/04/2025
I also say "like" like, a lot. Like, a lot a lot.
Anakin (watching Scooby Doo as a child) standing in front of the shadow of Darth Vader (polyamory as an adult, goth fetish, redhead fixations, thicc nerd kink)
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 27/04/2025
Four KKK members hanging from a gallows. The text below reads "FUCK YOUR WHITE PRIDE".
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 21/04/2025
This is the cover of my metal band's first album
A blurry photo of a distraught boy in pink bunny pajamas. "Death to all who oppose us" is overlaid in white text
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 15/04/2025
If you want (and it's safe for you), you can just be a girl. There are TWO YEARS between these photos - and as someone who waited too long, I can I promise you that the best day to start is tomorrow.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 20/03/2025
best star trek crew, wrong answers only
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 20/03/2025
Our husky, Canela, will sometimes put her paw on my shoulder as if to say:
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 17/03/2025
@scienceweasels.itch.io and I had a lovely honeymoon. There were so many highlights, but I discovered this photo of me dancing at the Tillamook factory tour. I'm used to feeling like a girl when I put the effort in - but here I am, sea-wind hair, no makeup, and a formless dress and still AM GIRL.
A silly goose of a trans girl dancing in the self-guided tour at Tillamook HQ.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 23/02/2025
zurui-coded characters
Lapis Lazuli from Steven Universe looking longingly at the sky.The Thirteenth Doctor from Doctor Who reuniting with the TARDIS.Crowley from Good Omens just, you know, being Crowley. And by that I mean devastatingly attractive. James Kirk from Star Trek (Paul Wesley Edition).
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 18/02/2025
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 12/02/2025
Probably my favorite trans meme (and not just because it applies to me so much).
A photo of a cute catgirl in a pink, blue, and white top.

Top: "So, you like bad boys?"
Bottom: "Well, I was so bad at being a boy I became a girl."
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 08/02/2025
Star Trek picrew 🖖 picrew.me/en/image_mak...
A middle-aged Starfleet officer in a Those Old Scientists era command uniform. She is holding a communicator and has brown hair.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 02/02/2025
No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favorite sci-fi franchise.
A promotional poster for the fifth season of The Expanse.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 26/01/2025
I just married into the Duffys and so I had to ask my spouse:
Zurui: How long do I have before I'm expected to memorize all the words to "Come Out Ye Black & Tans"?

Mx. Nori: Hm, good question. I think it's 90 days for converts.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 26/01/2025
Y'all, when you find the one who will sing along to All Star at your wedding reception, you hang on to them with everything you've got. @mx-nori.bsky.social, here's to the years that don't stop coming.
Mx. Nori and Zurui laughing at their wedding reception as they sing along to THE hit song of 1999, "All Star" by Smash Mouth.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 23/01/2025
I love the last line of the note you wrote for your MRI tech: (Nori brings their own fuzzy socks to the hospital.)
A handwritten note that reads "Please let me keep my socks."
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 09/01/2025
muppetposting will continue until this shit improves
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

people are reading this as "I have a vendetta against the Muppets" and not "the Muppets obviously have a thriving parking lot fight club". they're wrong, obvi. I, like any normal person, simply want Miss Piggy to kick the shit out of me
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 08/01/2025
User kalelraejepsen:

girlboss? no. girlworkers. girlunion. we have nothing to lose but our girl chains.

User estrogenesis-evangelion:

can we keep some of the girlchains for sex stuff
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 02/01/2025
Look at this thing. I want to build it as a adult.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 02/01/2025
I wanted the toy of this so fukken bad as a kid
An image of the incredibly awesome Turtle Blimp from then original show with the caption:

The Ninja Turtles: we must study ninjitsu and live in the sewers so people don't know we exist
Also the Ninja Turtles:
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 01/01/2025
Every word of this sentence makes it more true.
A tumblr post containing no lies reads "Like Dolly Parton before her, Lwaxana Troi enters a drag Lwaxana Troi lookalike competition and loses"
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 30/12/2024
Realizing that I am now That Girl who steals her partner's hoodies because they're comfy. Sorry (not sorry) @mx-nori.bsky.social
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
Two frogs sharing a single cup of tea. One of them asks "How are things?" The other frog thinks "don't be weird" then says "Time isn't real" because it isn't.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 24/12/2024
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
a black & white photo of David Bowie (who is not dead but merely on his way back to his home planet)
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 24/12/2024
if you wanna be a girl you can just be a girl
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 21/12/2024
"Maybe in another life

I am easier to love."
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 19/12/2024
"Hyuck! Garsh, didya cum yet?"
A photo of Goofy's head (less horrifying than it sounds) with the headline "Goofy's head goes for $19,000 at auction." The comment reads "it can't be that good."
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 19/12/2024
I'm gonna miss these guys. #cerritosstrong
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 18/12/2024
Okay, but hear me out:
A very young Clancy Brown, Jeff Goldblum, and Peter Weller dressed in the least likely costumes you can imagine from the cult classic "Buckaroo Banzai and the Eighth Dimension".
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 05/12/2024
It's a good start.
Top: NYT headline reading "UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson Is Fatally Shot in New York City."

Bottom: Future Very Special Boy Paul Muad'dib shouting "Long live the fighters!"
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 03/12/2024
sonic speaks the truth
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 02/12/2024
Top panel: Kang from Loki saying "intolerance for fascists and their ideologies makes you the real oppressor."

Bottom panel: Silvie attacking Kang, subtitled "psyched to be an oppressor of fascists and their ideologies."
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 29/11/2024
"I'd take that deal."
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 24/11/2024
Quote this with who you would be on Star Trek.
A photo of Una Chin-Riley (Number One) from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 17/11/2024
I have never been so in love, and I adore that you can see it on my face in this photo. (@mx-nori.bsky.social & I are engaged!)
Elsie in a purple dress, sitting in front of bookshelves and facing Nori. Elsie's face shows they could not be more in love.
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Elsie Aethernaut ✨️💖🚀 @aethernautic.itch.io · 15/11/2024
reposting nine months later because I am so much hotter now
Elsie trying in a purple plaid dress in a mirror.Elsie in a shirt with "Hi! I'm Elsie! Will you help me decorate my shirt?" written on it. Various people have written and drawn on the shirt.Elsie in cats-eye sunglasses, a witchy hat, and a sundress.Elsie in goth makeup with a statement necklace.
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