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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Matt Russki, clearly trynna corrupt our precious fluids
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was probably his dogs that did that 😮‍💨
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need not understand the context!
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want a default of disinterested kindness from my government towards me rather than ~all this that we currently have
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What percent of his face does he need to be electable
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nazi cyber child pimp, non-wife-guy
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rolly underwater-goer
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a murcan, this feels like act 3 of The Man in The White Suit, ending in death🥲
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mololo!
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fucking cowards. The shine on the OK actually trustworthy boys after we kill all the shite ones would be undeniable.
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Cornell I would respect as an institution would wack the heads right off those boys post conviction. College is where "adult" norms are learned?
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This person is ablative tile no matter what repugnant shit she has said. The Institution called Cornell, must be brought to heel or killed in the coming world of empathy. The whole Ivy League. The greedhead university is also the rapist university.
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Goodness gracious!
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was the curse put on a mario originally? Or was a koala cursed first??
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My dad and I each vote for graphite, I consulted with him it's legit
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Malagan mask had the same smile as the German halloween foot but is entirely more pleasant with it
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make the station out of wood!
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They dressed Idi Amin like this, what a fancy little guy Patton was Salad board Pearl handled revolver Riding pants 🤨
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was at the conspiracy today and I got to tell someone "are you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy" oh wait
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what awaits in a world without graphite
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Graphite keeps things smooth and sensible in my machines
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am gonna go shout at someone I forgot I was angry at
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meowth has funding? though? Many coins certainly
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The jarhead? guy needs a buff, i just feel seen by the powers zap, not discouraged
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Beeman and the experiment[nog phase]
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did you get psychically pushed by the turtle? Unless the turtle is ferda that would be uncool! If the turtle is ferda though, FERDA
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yessa send it Chiitan Ferda
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I only unequivocally liked one festival ever (wildwoods in vermont) and then covid happened, I still dance the same though
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was mildly a scene creature before the bass war 😎 I saw feed me excision deadmaus at the house of rules when I was little
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want a kanak jeep like a Hawaii Tacoma 🤣 extra wide dished wheels, big lift kit, many triangles, but you would need to spend some years in the islands to get permission. 🤷‍♂️
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I was most closely synth-fluenced I had special earplugs that allowed my hearing to be OK now that I am getting old
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The ~ would probably need a name. If I were you I would be respectful naming or determining the name of the ~, isn't there a doomed expedition association? 🤣
would.ne
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I knew someone would be along with this bless you
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chipmunks in your district? Those guys teleport afaik
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Giraffes are weirdos 🥸 i have tried acacia leaves and they don't seem worth all the fuss to me
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gun on brakes on then make a nose up stall? It's already as slow as a really slow thing anyway🤣
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does your sim respect the gun recoil? Exit the flight envelope using gun propulsion??
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am sorry but I have been waiting for a fern post to put the maned wolf on since I first saw that critter yesterday 🤣
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did you guys know you can wear the humble cask of boxed wine inside your clothes (after removing the humble box) to move it through various checkpoints the worldly set up to prevent spiritualism? Festies, court etc
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let me be a weird one then, this is you but they need an updo[complimentary] I feel represented as a tall socialist enjoyer of coffee
Maned wolf
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is the banana already close enough through this thread to make my conscientious banana objector stance irrelevant and I am art too?
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you say manned I imagine a little knight riding on there
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We murcans park all our expensive stuff in the open 🤣🤣🤣 armored hangars? No thank you! Diego Garcia is in range to catch missiles from Iran, I wonder what holiday they are waiting for
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can! Murcan military's evident goal is to pursue the apocalyptic vision of Curtis Lemay where bombers win wars. They don't! To the extent it has fighting purpose of any kind, it was designed to fight in the fulda gap vs the USSR! Gonna be a lot of fussing when a B2 gets drone bombed🤣
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are these guys more legs per weight or giraffes? This critter feels like an outlier in world of the legs vs everything else tradeoff
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What are they gonna do, I already ate the sandwich and I live in a routine 🤣
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She looks like the secret queen of Spain exiled these many decades, she's come to accept and even cherish village life at this point
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the grass gets too high for leg bones then we get the sausage wolves that go under?? I am imagining a maned wolf that can look over guinea grass frinstance, those would be sensational legs
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
J is a bad letter! It should be uglier to reflect this
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AdvocateJake.bsky.social @advocatejake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't forget invitations to scam, we also advertise "build your own scam" frameworks!
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