iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

"Have you REALLY not put it together yet? C'mon now." Obviously Rosalina usually has her head in space, but geez, this is a whole new level of bad...

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Use sticky notes, and label them. Obviously. That's a totally fool proof plan with absolutely 0 issues. ... What, don't tell 'em Rosalina can't tell the difference between Peach and not Peach.

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You bozos know what follows Mario Day.ᐣ The "𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨" Day! Bad seein' ya, Gonzalez!

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In a universe where a house runs on cosmic galaxy-creating power, multiple Peaches is where she draws the line?

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"...I can make a mess of stuff if you really are gonna complain 'bout the quiet." . . . Oh hey, a turtle manifested.

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//when in doubt, bring back a classic (was one of the first, if not the first I just don't remember, to embrace this trend on twt)

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... Didn't expect an audience so quick, you guy- er, ladies, are ON it today!

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🐢this is not a lewd account, before anybody tries to stick it in a turtle. 🐢pronouns are whatever, here, but just know Bowser and King will be consistent for name scheme, since it leans more into that than into the gags.

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🐢A depiction of Bowser ripped from the early era of the Super Crown meme. 🐢Despite the gag nature of this it's still a mostly serious attempt at the character, as always~! 🐢 Whatever makes sense is canon; unfortunately this includes Paper Jam.

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𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑾𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬. @adventures-end.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

( 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛. ) #NintendoRP || #MarioRP

https://x.com/BARD713/status/1044133357951434752

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...Hm. Funny how these things align. She'd come to Kalos to see about what Flare had left behind. . . So this means that she may stumble on the woman in red, for better or worse.

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"Consider me curious, if you claim I... am aware of the wrong parts to it." Perhaps she was being nosy. Or maybe even she felt a little challenged, who knows. Either when, when they leave... expect the unwelcomed one to follow.

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"It's that simple to... irritate? I would have assumed a mindset of such something you would wish to tackle head first. Or is your... intent. To sucker in the less strong minded?" She'll swap to full callout, now... Which may be digging her own grave? Truly depends on this, company.

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"No. I have... accepted that a human is a human. And little more. Having... fantasies of that sort is. Childish." The sales pitch angle just full on isn't sonething that is likely to work on her particularly. She's too... literal minded.

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"Simply because there are many who are... closer to human, does not mean a human should be modified to. Be more like. A Pokémon." ...She'll happily challenge these theories, personally. AND she's (physically) approaching, so as to not strain her little used voice. Good? Bad? Yes.

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"You will be; promise. And soon enough you will be... engrossed. In the team." She's basically just fantasizing but, the point remains that she expects Wendy to stick around.

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"Curious. This is... acceptable. Welcome~." She'll get the woman a uniform when they *eventually* go to the base... But for right now, this is enough. "You will make... a valuable Magma asset, Wendy."

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She would... employ other means, eventually, had Wendy said no. Thankfully that was avoided. 🎶 "What is your... research? We can determine that now."

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"Right now... nothing much. Preservation of the natural state of land. In essence, preventing unnecessary damage..." Maybe more, if pushed into a negative spiral. But they can get there, when Wendy joins. Yes; when. She's convinced herself it was guaranteed.

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"It has been... years since that incident. We are still seen poorly but there is no real. . . ill intent." This IS her giving Wendy a chance, so there's not really an answer about that part. The woman's clearly a bit on the pushy side, but at least there's a semblance of personality in there.

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"No, no, you'd fit in fine... You just need to... give it a chance." She doesn't necessarily need to be a battler, either, so that point wouldn't have detracted from Courtney's, erm, vision. "And then that way you can also be a... friend."

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"Mm. A woman of science, as well? Most... interesting." Wendy's getting some points in Courtney's book. Whether that's good or bad can be worked out later... "I could use... new admins. You'd fit in."

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"I do not think I would be... any type of similar. My mannerisms, maybe. But these types of scenarios aren't testable. Not without harnessing reality-threatening legendaries' power, anyhow." Palkia, Dialga, or some combo could make it happen. But that's not really... 'feasible.'

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"I'm simply... wondering. How I can go about such a question. An apology is not needed." Nor wanted, but that didn't feel necessary to say. It does raise concerns over what exactly she is thinking, though.

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"Do not talk... poorly of him. He made his choice, but it does not... mean I hate him." Wendy caught a rather demanding glare from her. Talking bad about Maxie is... the swiftest way to be on her bad side. "But it is still... unfortunate. I wonder if it'd be different, if I was not Magma."

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"...Mm. Do they, though? I was left to... rot, when I believed He cared for me. That hardly sounds. . . nice." Probably why she still sticks around Magma, but she also doesn't really seem like the biggest advocate for a lifestyle change.

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"A friendship is just... a partnership, with fancy titling. You only 'befriend' to help yourself." She seems to think for a moment. Sure, she preaches all of this, but... "...I suppose I can try it. To see." Ulterior motives? Perhaps.

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"People do not 'like' meeting people. If they do it is for... gain, or to torment. Which is it?" She follows the same principles, mind, so it could turn for the worse at any given moment. Just... right now she's being civil.

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"Leader, now. Maxie... left. There are people that still... hold the ideas. So I'm with them." She says 'many,' but it's closer to the Old Plasma, where a few of them just... stick around. It's a matter of perspective. "It is not nice. No need for... lies."

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"No, I'm the one that's... different. Plenty make that very clear." She doesn't really care as much, though, at least not in the way others would. "...Courtney. If it was not apparent by... uniform."

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"I usually... make it happen. Sometimes there are bruises. Nothing impossible." No, no she has. She's just more willing to take the pain and move on than... 99% of people. "That sort of logic doesn't really... exist, for most."

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"...No? I'm quite capable of remembering how my own body is structured. Not you... clearly." If her tone ever changed, she would have sounded disapproving. Thankfully it really doesn't, ever.

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"...Why would that be? Do you just... not know how your own legs work?" A head tilt. The pieces have not been put together yet-.

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"And they find themselves... incapable of fitting in smaller places. Us who are short can just... get elevation elseways."

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𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑾𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬. @adventures-end.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

"...I fail to see how... a height matters. To so many." She's 5'0. And also uncaring, but that's a different issue entirely.

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Two shakes... She definitely is NOT a Pokémon. The cracks in the ball should make it obvious something went wrong, right? Three shakes... Click. Courtney has been captured~!

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𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑾𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬. @adventures-end.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The one May threw definitely was thrown harder... since it cracked on Courtney's head. ... And now that it's defective, don't mind the antagonizer suddenly disappearing in a red light. One shake...

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...Another one. She isn't leaving until the upstart that tore her life apart is stuck in a ball on Courtney's hip. "If you insist. Then you WILL... be mine."

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"Not me, no... but I don't think there's any hope of us getting along." The ball was empty, something rather unmentioned – it's... getting thrown at May. The most humiliating kind of defeat, in her own opinion. "...I just want to show I'm better."

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"I refuse to believe Archie is... cool. I only know to hate Aqua." Her hand is thumbing over a Premier Ball. Just thinking if she even wants to go for something so... simple. "Maybe one day my. Mind. Will change."

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"We should... It would be a. Valuable experience." Just ignore the grin. There's no evil plots here, none at all. "Then we can forget them for now... I guess?"

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