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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
1,000 Years of Lulagismo??
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
Tfw that imperial boomerang whips back around for those امريكي chuds:
Paul Bremmer, leader of the Coalition Provision Authority in the occupation of Iraq, smiling at you hungrily: "Hey we saw you Baaths from across the bar and we really fucking hate your vibe. Can we take this back to my place and maybe get into some light DeBaathificationSM Play?"
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
Captain Keys enjoying his new life as a wall fixture in Chateau Flood / Jair Bolsonaro in the hospital for the 77th time in 3 years
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
Welcome 2 Brasil. They're gonna turn ur crackkka ass into some picanha if you keep playin around.
Lula in a Hip Hop hat with a badge that reads "Brazilian Cracklker Control Presiden," hitting a button that says "Vax." In the background are a bunch of Brazilian reactionaries with crackers replaced for their faces.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 18/10/2026
I do think this piece does an excellent job of picking apart the contradicitions and incoherencies of self-disinterested leftwing politics. If I'm being honest with myself, "more digger than dialectival" definitely hits pretty close to the mark. BUT—
Excerpt from Dr. Liam Kofi Bright's "The Poor, the Personal, and the Proletariat," October 18, 2026:

Ultimately I just do think that we have special moral responsibilities towards the poor and that's why I do what I do and think what I think. Resources have increasing marginal utility when directed downwards, and materially inegalitarian societies lock in hierarchies of power, status, and esteem, that I just find per se morally objectionable. Unless we pay special attention to uplifting the poor and removing or ameliorating those hierarchies I do not think we can get what I want. And what I want is for there to be peoples and nations and communities at peace, for all to be able to enjoy the plain joys of daily intercourse among friends, and for everyone to be able to dedicate themselves to fulfilling projects as is their own satisfaction. Simple as this is, getting there will require turning the world upside down. 

I sometimes quip, to nobody's amusement but my own, that I am more digger than dialectical. My reasons for wanting this are moral, personal and maybe even spiritual; I am exactly the sort of utopian socialist that the greats of my own tradition would sneer at. And maybe this is all therefore not something I could really persuade someone of who does not have the same emotional reaction to certain events and persons as I do. But I can at least hope to be coherent in my idiosyncrasy, and work earnestly and with one mind towards a better world.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
They said
Penny Proud and the gang waitin for you to come outside right quick. Above them it reads:

Come outside, we not gonna jump you!
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
We'll never 4get...
Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., President, at a press conference:

it was like fifteen 9/11s
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
There's an old saying in Tennessee—
George Bush explaining an old saying from Tennessee—definitely in Texas but probabky Tennessee too—about the pitfalls of being fooled multiple times.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
This kind of smart, walkable, affordably-priced, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
Exterior shot of the Peach Trees city block in Mega City One from Judge Dredd (2012)Interior shot, looking up from the first floor to the distance sun-roof ceiling in the Peach Trees city block in Mega City One from Judge Dredd (2012)Interior shot of a cluttered, wet-orange-tinted, low-light corridor in the Peach Trees city block in Mega City One from Judge Dredd (2012)
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sanzoomon didn't have to be decked out and stacked like that just to be turning humans into some double A batteries
Sanzoomon from Digimon Beatbreak: "Let us begin."
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
do yall think i cud pull on grindr y/n
Kyo Sawashiro in his theme park fit, white pants, black and yellow shoes (shoutout Wiz Khalifa), grey crew neck with the iced coffee in hand and that fuckboi blue jacket over his arm. Vhibi Murasamemon on his shoulder and he got the slutty manbun going on.Face card of Kyo Sawashiro. He's moisturized. His curls are natural and immaculate. he got fuckboi yellow eyes and a soft grin. Got the blue-and-black zip-up on. The sky is blue and he's ready to slang.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Forget Me Knots will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Mina Mongoose and her backing band, the Forget Me Knots from the Sonic the Hedgehog comics by Archie Comics, rockin out with their cock out on stage (the cock plays bass in the band).
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rouge AI
Rouge the Bat from Sonic Adventure 2
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think Peter would have appreciated this if he ever got the chance to see it.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
A reheat here but also a deep cut from one of my deepest and most ancient of brainworms.
Tweet screenshot of a post by adultspiceman, AKA the spicy curry from super smash brown. brawl, dated June 2, 2023 at 10:42 PM:

*skrrt* I pull up to the Terry Cullen Southlake Chevrolet in Jonesboro, GA circa 2007. It sells Transformers now. A huge blue and red Chevrole approaches, then transformers into Optimus Prime.

🎵"His name is Peeeeeter Cullen, he's the man who can turn into a truck!" 🎵

Below the tweet is one reply from a user named Bill Waker:

Is this a cry for help?
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
Still frame of Mr. and Mrs. Mets
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeag www.guidedtrack.com/programs/2dj...
Screenshot of AdultSpiceMan's results from the attached survey.

The screenshot reads:

Part 1 of 2 of your report

Your Makn Type

Based on your ratings, these are the people that best represent you main "type":

In the screenshot are 4 pictures of people who are AdultSpiceMan's Main Type:

A white woman with blue-green hair and earrings

A mildly muscular Asian man

A man of vague Midfle Eastern ancestry with a solid head of hair and a beard.

A tan woman with angular features and long black hair.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 02/08/2026
Rise and grind my hustlekings. Just because its the Lord's Day does not mean we stop movin like Kakuzu. Lets get these #stacks.
Kakuzu of the Akatsuki posted up lookin hard with his money spread. #RiseAndGrind
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 02/08/2026
The dudes are allowed to rock a little bit, as a treat.
A shot of AdultSpiceMan's TV with a still from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003).

On the screen it reads:

APRIL - 1805
Napoleon is Master of Europe
Only the British Fleet stands before him
Oceans are not Battlefields

Below the shot of the film is the faint outline of a good-sized bottle of Dewar's Blended Scotch Whiskey "White Label". This is there to facilitate dudes rocking to their maximum potential.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
There are kids on TikTok making Naruto AMV bangers who were born after Shippuden started airing.
Grandpa Max from Ben 10 standing stoic, gazing off into the horizon of trees, contemplating the sum total of his years and making peace with the unebbing passage of time. Real unc shit.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
Peak
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 30/07/2026
Qin Shi Huangdi, emperor of the glorious and long-lived Qin dynasty, with a speech bubble at the bottom of the image.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 29/07/2026
Me whenever I see that slut Achilles hanging out in his war tent, completely nude for some reason (because he is a slut):
Al Pacino from heat with his eyes bugging out if his skull as he yells:

"She's got a GREAT ASS! And you've got your head, all the way up in it!"
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thanks but we already have our sword-and-sandal Ancient Near East pseudo-epic that's also really horny and stars The Rock at home:
Image of a movie poster for The Scorpion King (2002) prominently showing an oiled up bare-chested Dwayne The Rock Johnson holding a saber next to his love interest in the movie.

At the top of the poster it reads:
WARRIOR. LEGEND. KING.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 08/07/2026
See This #KirkedUpWhiteBoy Go Absolutely Ballistic:
Certified #KirkedUpWhiteBoy Tyler Robinson mean mugging the camera as he sits in a court for the crime of Love.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 30/06/2026
In which noted alleged rapist Brett Kavanaugh waxes poetic about the glories of sport competition for girls and women while paying not an ounce of thought to the same wants and desires for trans girls and women, let alone the unique burdens and dangers they face in playing in men/boys leagues.
Excerpt from Brett Kavanaugh's majority opinion in WV v. BPJ:

Some might ask: What is the harm in allowing an additional athlete to compete in women's or girls' sports? That sentiment, though understandable, misunderstands the nature and reality of sports.

Sports are highly competitive and generally zero sum. At almost every turn, someone wins and someone loses. Every athlete who makes a team takes a roster sport from another athlete. Every player who earns playing time reduces the playing time of a teammate. Every player who makes starting lineup sidelines another who remains on the bench. Every competitor who wins a race or competition deprives another athlete of that victory, or medal, or prize. Every team that wins because of an added player means that another team has lost because of that added player. Every player who makes all-conference beats out another player who has not. Every student who earns an athletic scho,larship takes that opportunity away from another student. And so on.

Women and girls who play sports care deeply about all of those things. They obsess about them. They spend extraordinary time and effort to train in the heat and in the-Continued excerpt from Brett Kavanaugh's majority opinion in WV v. BPJ:

-cold, to work out early in the morning and late at night, to get a little faster, to become a little stronger, to jump a little higher, to shoot a little better, to watch a little more video, to make the lonely journey back from an ACL tear, to scrap from playing time, to start, to win the game, to win a championship, to hang a banner, to bring home a medal, to be all-tournament, all-country, all-State, or all-American. They put a championship trophy or all-league award on their bedroom shelf-and it stays there forever as a reminder of their lover of the game and pride in their achievements. They learn to endure losses with grace, to life up their teammates, and to respect opponents who have beaten them fairly and squarely. They learn to win with class-to look a defeated opponent in the eye, shake her hand, and congratulate her on her effort. Whether the star of the team or the last player on the bench, they form lifelong friendships and lifetime memories. They savor their athletic accomplishments and cherish them for years, even decades, after their playing days are over.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 26/06/2026
Welcome to legal nihilism my big beautiful brother. There are dozens of us.
Grainy-ass photo of famed (kinda) Soviet legal jurist Evgeny Pashukanis, stoically and unsmilingly looking at the viewer.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me and my huge metal wife who is real
Gendo Ikari and Unit 01 from Evangelion, sharing a touching embrace as Unit 01 holds Gendo gingerly in her hand and looks deep into his soul.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 20/06/2026
NOBLE SIX, you've got COVENANT PHANTOMS inbound on the ALGAE POOL. Secure the position as long as you can. Good luck, Spartan.
Shot from the last mission in Halo: Reach. On the screen is the sky above Reach, your health and shield monitor in your HUD, and a text showing:

CURRENT OBJECTIVE:
SURVIVE
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 20/06/2026
Krillin you have to stop. You smoke too tuff. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. They’ll kill you [for the fifth time].
Krillin with that shit on, got the suit with the turtleneck (Kame house represent fr), posted up next to the pool table with his girl Android 18, who's also going crazy with the black crisscross cutout lace mini dress, sitting on the table next to homie. Yamcha in the background with a pool cue meanmugging the camera like he's That Guy (he not That Guy).
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 13/06/2026
We now cut to Marduk for comment:
144p crusty deep fried image of Mariah Carey awkwardly smiling:

"I don't know her"
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 09/06/2026
Chat is it a good thing when your jurors start the session with questions like a frustrated tenant that's had the contractor come in to fix the same pipe issue for the fourth time in two weeks?
A screenshot from a Grand Jury transcript:

Grand Juror: Do you have unlimited tries?

Ms. Mecklenburg: Do we have -- what did you ask?

Grand Juror: Unlimited tries. Like you keep coming back as many times as you want?

Ms. Mecklenburg: Well, I don't think we have to worry about that. I think we're going to be just fine.

Mr. Skiba: I think the saying is the second time is the charm.

Ms. Mecklenburg: I hope you don't have your mind made up already that I'm going to need more tries.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 09/06/2026
Time to start building walls for the lesser states to defend against the aggression of the Great Qin and its legalist imperialism, which I am neutral to positive about.
Results from a Theodramatist poll (https://www.theodramatist.com/warring-states), which sorts you into different philosophical positions from the Warring States period.

In this screenshot, the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl's resulting philosophy:

Mohist
Mozi, c. 5470-391 BCE - universal love and the discipline of utility

You would have been a Mohist - a follower of Mozi (c. 470-391 BCE), founder of one of the great schools of the Hundred Schools period. You believed in universal love (jian ai) - impartial concern for everyone, against the Confucius gradation of moral concern by relationship. You opposed offensive war (and Mohists were famous for sending fortification experts to help besieged states), support meritocracy against hereditary privilege, advocated frugality against aristocratic display, opposed elaborate funerals and music, and believed in Heaven as a moral force that rewards and punishes. The Mohists were organized like a religious-military order under a grand master (juzi). After the Han dynasty[,] the school disappeared as a coherent movement and was only rediscovered in the late Wing. You are the figure of the consequentialist-egalitarian - utilitarian in something like the modern sense, ant-elitist, pacifist except in defense, organized for action.

secondary affinities

Legalist
Strict laws applied equally; administrative methods; institutional authority over personal virtue.

[continued on in part 2 of this results page in the next image][continuing from the first half of this poll results page]

Secondary affinities

Legalist
Strict laws applied equally; administrative methods; institutional authority over personal virtue.

Xunzian Confucian
Human nature is bad; ritual and study civilize it; pessimist about persons, optimist about institutionalist.

Mencian Confucian
Human nature is good; cultivate the four sprouts; benevolent government; the people are sovereign.

Top six by score:
Mohist - 37
Legalist - 26
Xunzian Confucianist - 12
Mencian Confucian - 6
Military Strategist - 5
Agriculturalist - 5A post from Twitter by the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl (@AdultSpiceMan), dated October 23, 2024 at 6:11 PM.

I am going to become a Mohist.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride
Lord Farquad and Shrek kissing each other, Shrek in his underwear and Farquad on top in his royal regalia. They're really going at it. Surrounding them are hearts.

At the top of the image, it reads: with the taste of your lips

bottom text: I'm on a ride
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 15/05/2026
My gender is Magna Defender and I express it through my sick horns and my tragic dead son backstory.
The whole Lost Galaxy Power Rangers squad, including Magna Defender.

From left to right:

Magna Defender with his dope sword

Green Ranger doing some kind of Qigong kneeling pose

Blue Ranger lookin goofy with his arms out stretched, unclear what he's going for here

Red Ranger with his arms out stretched playing crazy defense on the court

Pink Ranger hitting the crane pose

Yellow Ranger kneeling on the far right, her hand is pulled back like a tiger's claw but she's inexplicably looking at the ground here
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 15/05/2026
Miiverse Yeah! meme but Narutofied:

Dattebayeah!
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Beatles are good.
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting, showing a bold and possibly idiotic man bravely standing to voice his opinion in a crowd.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 14/05/2026
Woah had no idea that Paul was on the Pinkcub train that's crazy
PinkPantheress's Girl Like Me, in front of her Fancy That album art.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 14/05/2026
Libertarian Guys with Pandoran Wives
A digital drawing of a man holding a long rifle in a Hawaiian Shirt next to an woman who looks to be of Asian descent.

Below them, a title reads:

LIBERTARIAN GUYS
WITH ASIAN WIVES
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 11/05/2026
Weakest red state Hitlerite elected vs. strongest NoVA principled moderate
On the left: HYDROGEN BOMB

VS

On the right: COUGHING BABY
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 05/05/2026
OP did not necessarily come with this kind of hateful energy but this is the average interaction between Boruto Enjoyers and Naruto "Fans" on the world wide web.
Meme template:

Angry person on the left, labeled 'Naruto fans who stopped reading/watching after the Pain Arc': "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE"

Little kid having fun on the right: "Boruto's kinda neat!"
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 27/04/2026
Dems after the FOP calls them pro-crime in a letter to their members:
An image of a dog showing submissive behaviors, with descriptors pointing to different signs of the dog:

ACTIVE SUBMISSION

eyes half closed, blinking

ears back

mouth nearly closed, tongue tip darts out

raised paw

tail hangs low, slow wag
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'll be rolling up like Dante come 5/29 believe that.
Sabrina Carpenter lookin at some delectable shit, hungrily.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 14/04/2026
Screaming impassioned emoji:

"LET'S GO, DON'T WAIT

THIS NIGHT'S ALMOST OVERRR."
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 10/04/2026
ALERT: TRVTH NUKE, IMPACT IMMINENT
Meme format with half-naked man in front of a mirror:

If Detroit pizza has a million fans,I'm one of them
If Detroit pizza has 5 fans, I'm one of them
If Detroit pizza has 1 fan, that one is me
If Detroit pizza has no fans, I'm no longer alive
If the world is against Detroit pizza I'm against the entire world
Till my last breath, I'll support Detroit pizza
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 19/03/2026
I will not work for those Qataris, but they are welcome to pay my $800/hour consultant fee, which contracts me to make a 30-slide PowerPoint thats just this image repeated on each slide. It will take me 36 hours to put this presentation together. I will use slide transitions and potentially WordArt.
Image of a worried Warren Buffett, with the following quote in frame:

Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now.

It's fucking over.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 12/03/2026
Distance between Texarkana, TX and Atlanta, GA: ~700 miles Distance between Abu Dhabi, UAE and Salalah, Oman: ~750 miles There's just 2 men that can successfully haul this truckload of oil, and they only have 28 hours to do it...
Left: Cledus "The Snowman" Snow

Right: Bo "The Bandit" Darville
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 18/02/2026
It's Finally His Time
A crude drawing of an aging politician, wheelchair-bound and slouching low in his char:
Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa
- 118 years old
- Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die
- Respectable bipartisan
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 15/02/2026
We need some Late Permian Nuggets. I need some therapsids meat-slop expeditiously.
A euchambersia, a therapsid (mammal-like reptile) from the Late Permian period.
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 15/02/2026
I have made my pilgrimage to the holy shrine.
The holy shrine at the golden Lantern in New Orleans. In vibrant blue neon lights with a rainbow flag behind it, it reads: LBGT - Lite Beer Great Taste.
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