Hamlet: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.
Wendy’s Employee: [points at nametag] Scott.
Hamlet: …
Wendy’s Employee: My name’s Scott, and you’ll have to leave the skull outside, sir. Store policy.
Hamlet: Yorick will have a Baconator.
Wendy’s Employee: I’ll have to get the manager.
