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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 1h

This week we're rolling out 10x NEW RELEASES including a brand new (ahem) BEER we've never made before. Introducing our homage to all things TRENDY... • Trend Killa [Pumpkin Spice Eggnog] Cream Stout An adult Trend Killa in a glass with 12% ABV. Thursday | Pours | Crowlers #PumpkinPie #Eggnog

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We're dropping 10x new beers this week including this never-before-made creation that pays homage to the chocolate covered banana... • Pablo Pledgescobar [Chocolate Covered Banana Colada] Smoothie Sour Are we running out of name ideas? Maybe. Thursday | Pours | Crowlers

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Our resident Head Banger (the WIZARD) shows the proper way to pour our latest smoothie sour… • That Headbanger Boogie [Orange Julius Creamsicle] Smoothie Sour Who doesn’t love a little Headbanger Boogie? Now | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #smoothiesour #smoothiesourbeer #pastrysour #FunBeer

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s Sunday Funday! What better day to try our new fun cream stout… • I Am the Strip Club [Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake Crumble] Cream Stout Don’t want your problems, just want your dollars...Absolute dessert in a glass! #vabeer #creamstout #creamstoutbeer #pastrystout #sundayfunday

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We have 40 options today at the Tap Room including this brand new Smoothie Sour that is an homage to the ubiquitous coffee cake… • Sunday Morning Coming Down [Almond + Cherry + Coffee Cake] Smoothie Sour Now | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #smoothiesour #smoothiesourale #smoothiesours

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What you doing this weekend? Us? Bro... • Love Child [Toffee Crunch Chocolate Sandwich Cookie + Hazelnut Creme Mashup] Cream Stout If you love Chocolate Sandwich Cookie as much as we do, this one will be your jam!⁠ Now | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #creamstout #creamstoutbeer #pastrystout

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why you being coy? You know you want this... • That Headbanger Boogie [Orange Julius Creamsicle] Smoothie Sour Inspired by an Orange Julius, this one has more Orange, Cream, and Vanilla flavor than you can shake a stick at! Now | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #smoothiesour #smoothiesourbeer

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Our BEST...BEER...NAME...EVER (oh, and the tastiest) • I Am the Strip Club [Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake Crumble] Cream Stout Don't want your problems, just want your dollars...This one is DRIPPING with Raspberry jamminess, crumble cake familiarity + more chocolate creaminess than you can handle

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We named this decadent beer after the first words people utter upon first tasting it... • Holy Jeezus… [Bourbon Maple Pecan + Salted Caramel Milkshake] Cream Stout Yep. Holy Jeezus followed by “that’s f!cking delicious!” This one is really as close to melted ice cream yet. Now | Pours | Crowlers

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today at the Tap Room we feature our latest homage to all things tropical fruit smoothie... • Get In My Pie-Hole! [White Peach + Passion Fruit + Lychee + Coconut] Smoothie Sour Now | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #smoothiesour #smoothiesourbeer #fruitedsour #pastrysour

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s FRIDAY! Time for a fresh treat!! • Dough Boi Fresh [Peanut Butter Cup Cookie Dough] Cream Stout Now | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #beerart #beertography #creamstout #creamstoutbeer

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wanna get FILTHY Adroit-Style? • Filthy [Peaches & Cream + Crumb Cake + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour Blending the familiar flavor of Peaches with an absurd amount of Vanilla Cream, and the best party of a Crumb Cake...the CRUMB! Today | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #smoothiesour #fruitedsour #funbeer

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Woop, woop! That’s the sound of the police!

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A little nip in the air + some color in the trees? Yeah, you know what time it is • No, Karen You Can’t Speak To the Manager [Pumpkin Spice Latte] Cream Stout For all inspiring Karen’s out there to get their drink on with an alcoholic version of the classic in our thiccc + creamy style of stout

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The WIZARD says he’s working at the Tap Room today + he’s lonely. Will you come visit him? If you do, he’ll pour you one of these… • It’s Pink, Good Enough To Drink [Strawberry Colada] Smoothie Sour Now | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #smoothiesour #smoothiesourale #fruitedsour #carelesswhisper

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We're making a bunch of new CROWLERS later this week, but we have a nice selection on hand today including this delightful little gem... • Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour Now | Pours | Cans #vabeer #smoothiesour #smoothiesourbeer #fruitedsour #pastrysour

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Watch out! That Beaver is Rabid!! • Rabid Beaver Attack [Chocolate Raspberry + Cheesecake] Smoothie Sour Now | Pours | Crowlers #FruitBeer #SmoothieSourBeer #SmoothieSourBeers #FruitedSour #VaBeer

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We’re dropping our Cold Woods English Style Barleywine 12% around 10/15. It will be in cans and see limited distribution. We will also have a variant of it on adjuncts in bottles at the Tap Room

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh, you think it's Friday + you can start slacking off??? Contrary, my friend, contrary. It's BACK TO THE SALT MINES for you!! • Back To the Salt Mine! [Salted Fudge + Dark Chocolate Brownie] Cream Stout Now | Pours | Crowlers #CreamStoutDay #CreamStoutBeer #PastryStout #VaBeer

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Excellent! That’s what I thought, but did not want to assume

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not playing games today...you KNOW you want this! • Cease & Desist [Hazelnut + Chocolate Sandwich Cookie + Marshmallow] Cream Stout Hopefully, you can figure it out yourself because this one is EXTRA delicious. Now | Pours | Crowlers #CreamStoutDay #CreamStoutBeer #PastryStout

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

‘tis true. We’ve been selling at Sara’s Market in Georgetown for a while, but next week we’ll be making a drop at Metro Wine & Spirits. Not sure what neighborhood that is considered

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Who says you have to wait until Christmas to get your present? • Sticky Elf [Eggnog With Coconut + Maple Syrup] Cream Stout It is...DELICIOUS (and somewhat nutritious)! Straight from the teet of the Sticky Elf himself. This dessert-in-a-glass! Thursday | Pours | Crowlers

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Have you tried our latest homage to all things Pumpkin Spice? • Ossuary [Pumpkin Spice Eggnog] Cream Stout I mean, deep down, who doesn’t love a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte when the weather gets nippy. And of course, who doesn’t love eggnog. Now they are combined…and there’s alcohol!

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s Pina Colada Saturday at Adroit with our newest smoothie sour! • Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour C’mon now! Who doesn’t love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? It’s the best part! Now | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #smoothiesour #smoothiesourale #smoothiesours

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Today at the Tap Room you can try our homage to all things CINNABON… • It’s Not Android Theory [Cinnabon Cinnamon Swirl] Cream Stout Imagine all the sweet + familiar smells of cinnamon, vanilla, and confectionary sugars you can handle. Now imagine it has alcohol.

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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm not into health foods, I have half a brain. It's a yes, from me. #bskybeer

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People ask if we will ever make a "pumpkin ale". We shake our heads and say "No... but we'll make you this instead." • Ossuary [Pumpkin Spice Eggnog] Cream Stout I mean, deep down, who doesn’t love a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte when the weather gets nippy. And of course, eggnog…and alcohol!

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Sooooo…this is happening • Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour An homage to all things Pina Colada. Creamy? Check. Coconutty? Check. Sweet Pineapple? Check, check and check. Yep, kick back and dream of Miami Beach. Wednesday Afternoon | Pours | Crowlers

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We’re open today for Labor Day (12-8pm) + we have this. What else do you need to know? • Illusion of Safety [Blackberries + Blueberry + Marshmallow + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour Now | Pours | Crowlers #AdroitTheory #FruitBeer #BeerArt #SourBeer #SourBeers

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Today at the Tap Room…. • Illusion of Safety [Blueberry + Raspberry + Mango + Marshmallow] Smoothie Sour Our jammiest variant, it offers BIG, over-the-top flavors of Blueberry and Raspberry providing a healthy balance of sweetness + pucker with a little marshmallow. Now

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Our Smoothie Sour + Cream Stout game is strong… • Illusion of Safety [Blackberry + Raspberry + Vanilla + Marshmallow] Sour • That Headbanger Boogie [Orange Julius Creamsicle] Sour • Cookie Dream [Chocolate Sandwich Cookie + Maple + Biscoff] Stout • Coven [Chocolate Banana Cream Pie] Stout

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If this vid doesn't make you start drooling we have nothing in common... • Coven [Chocolate Banana Cream Pie Edition] Cream Stout We conditioned this monster of a stout on heaps of banana puree, sweet cream, vanilla, and white chocolate. It's like drinking an alcoholic milkshake

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Con now. You know you are curious about this one… • Cookie Dream [Chocolate Sandwich Cookie + Maple + Biscoff Swirl] Cream Stout We’ve we’ve never...combined them together!! Yesssss. Two of our favorite ingredients spun together with a dash of maple syrup to bring it all together.

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

We are dropping 8x New Beers this week to celebrate the Labor Day Holiday including our homage to the Orange Julius… • That Headbanger Boogie [Orange Julius Creamsicle] Smoothie Sour This one has more Orange, Cream, and Vanilla flavor than you can shake a stick at! Friday | Pours | Crowlers

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Sunday Funday is upon us, and we have the a FUN BEER for your imbibing pleasure! • Caught In A Trap Part Deux [Peanut Butter Banana Cup] Cream Stout Now | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #creamstout #pastrystout #dessertstout #russianimperialstout

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We have multiple tickets to tonight’s DOWN Show in Silver Spring MD (8/30/26). Direct Message us if you can use them. They are free.

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Our Smoothie Sour + Cream Stout Game is strong: • Illusion of Safety [Blueberry + Raspberry + Mango + Marshmallow] • Debauchery [White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake] • Caught in a Trap Part Deux [Peanut Butter Banana Cup] • Strawberry Swisher Part 7 • Sn!ck3rs Delight [Sn!ck3rs Candy Bar]

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Bro. It’s Friday, and we have this... • Strawberry-Strawberry Swisher Part 7 [Strawberry Shortcake] Smoothie Sour This is absolutely delicious. GYSOT ASAP. Now | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #smoothiesour #sourbeer #sourale #pastrysour

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's like drinking a candy bar milkshake...but with alcohol. • Sn!ck3rs Delight [Sn!ck3rs Candy Bar] Cream Stout Yep. We made a cream stout that tastes like drinking a melted Sn!ck3rs Ice Cream shake. Chocolate, Caramel, Peanut, Nougat. Check, check, check, + check. Thursday | Pours | Crowlers

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This is one of those scenarios where the name tells you everything you need to know... • Debauchery [White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake] Cream Stout The White Chocolate is flowing in this one, bringing an extra level of decadent—strike that, debauchery—to the concoction. Oh, and alcohol.

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

YESSSSS…one of 8x New Beers this week drops tomorrow… • RESIST [Gold Metal Edition]⁠ Hazy Triple IPA We are doubling the Dry-Hop Rate from normal (you are welcome) + making a special “metal” label for the can. DO NOT MISS OUT! Wednesday Afternoon | Pours | Cans

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

A little behind the scene view of caning our latest hazy! Plus, a little of me singing the Darkness… • IX [Sardaukar Edition] Hazy Double IPA To celebrate the announcement of the Dune Part 3 movie, we are resurrecting our 6-part IX series featuring our take on the Dune universe.

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If you want this one, the only place to get it is at our Tap Room. Oh, and the WIZARD himself is calling you right now to remind you to come visit... • Hogman’s Truffle [English Toffee Bits + Salted Caramel] Cream Stout Now | Pours | Crowlers #VABeer #CreamStout #pastrystout #dessertstout

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is one of those rare situations where it looks awesome AND it is awesome... • Millions of Peaches [Peach Dreamsicle] Smoothie Sour Millions of peaches? Well, that might be a bit of an exaggeration…or is it? Peaches, peaches, and more peaches with a dash of vanilla cream.

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Woo-Boi! This one is ultra DOPE. DO-NOT-MISS-OUT! • Fruition [Blueberry Pecan Crumble Cheesecake] Cream Stout Wild blueberry tartness meets the buttery sweetness of pecan, which all melds into the familiar Sunday morning Crumb Cake. And of course, Cheesecake for THICCCNESS Now | Pours | Crowlers

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

ALL our Smoothie Sours are deliciously fun, but this one is particularly TASTY AF...oh, and yes, that is my dog in the background: • Extracted [Passion Fruit + Mango + Guava] Smoothie Sour Now | Pours | Crowlers #vabeer #smoothiesour #fruitedsour #pastrysour #dessertsour

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It’s been almost a year to the day since we dropped this Mint Chocolate Sandwich Cookie inspired dream on the world. It was VERY popular last time. You shouldn’t miss it again... • Lucky You [Mint Chocolate Sandwich Cookie + Mocha Sweet Cream Iced Coffee] Cream Stout Wednesday | Pours | Crowlers

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