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Toni Collate

@adrinktothepast.bsky.social
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Gaymer. Mt Rose American Teen Princess. Inventor of Post-It's. Omega Beta Zeta Sober Sister. Connie Francis jukebox owner. Pussy poppin like economic bubbles.

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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 2h
Now what the hell is Mariska doing in Ghoulies?
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bottomless mimosa brunch and then an escape room? What’s the worst that could happen?
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the fuck are we doing here? It’s OCTOBER
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spending $700 a month on property taxes is really chapping my hole
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh naur, we got fed two rounds of shots back to back because the first round was an oopsie-made-wrong-round Heeeeelp
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bet my orthodontist is sick of me popping off the same fuck ass bracket every 3 seconds; he just reattached it a couple days ago😩
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now why the fuck do I have 2 of these bitches now?
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are these AHS episodes so damn short? It makes me hyper aware of how they’re wasting precious minutes on dumb shit
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
90 degrees in October is obscene
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My orthodontist put a thicker arch wire in today so my mouth is about to be in shambles tomorrow
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After getting paid once a month for the past 20 years, they’re trying to modernize their payroll system and move us to a biweekly schedule…no bueno
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s mama’s baby
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶Sunglasses after dark, this is my favorite part🎶
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Honeycardi Dancing in Store
Alt: Honeycardi Dancing in Store
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
UAT really fucking blows
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The amount of good will that Camp Miasma had build on premise and cast alone only to do…that
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma, what do I even say?
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love when insta gays announce their divorce and it’s just a shirtless selfie captioned with the most insipid motivational quote about focusing on yourself
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve forgotten my laundry in the last 2 days. Should I get tested for ADHD?
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Constructed a couple of prop coffins with fence pickets, vibes, and a prayer. And they turned out how they looked in my mind’s eye?
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cloud 9 is just so…
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone reposted AI porn and I’ve never hit unfollow fast enough. We shan’t be doing that on my TL
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I just looked up that country song that’s been terrorizing the top of the Billboard Hot 100 for the past eleventeen weeks on YouTube and the music video only has 92 million views. Something about this song is amiss
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t fall in love with a popstar
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like I always force myself to forget that Kate Mara is in Urban Legends 3
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almost forgot that Miss Runway released a new bop
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BREE RUNWAY - BAGS OF YEN
YouTube video by Bree Runway
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It might be recency bias but Popstar is up there with 333 and Songs for You
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nobody Wanna Dance Anymore, the girl that you are
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Jimmy Pesto Dancing to the Beat
ALT: Jimmy Pesto Dancing to the Beat
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This big bottle of Apothic Red Blend from GO was only $7. AHS copium on a budget
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First injury of the season due to constructing Halloween decorations😍
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will not be gaslit by the RE fandom into thinking the Paul WS Anderson movies were anything but goofy nonsensical action movies with the most superficial of RE paint thrown on them
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Praise be to the television gods this didn’t happen
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oops, forgot Folsom was this weekend; maybe next year
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just saw someone that ran their Orangetheory workout summary through ChatGPT to get it to look different…the planet is fucked
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was just wondering to myself what happened to Bree Runway and here she goes announcing new music. My mind
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's trans rights or we all go to hell
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Woke up at 2:45 am with only one thought: “Where you at 1-0-6?”
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why kind of dirt does Ryan Murphy have on Sarah Paulson?
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And here we are again, a week away from me pulling out a month’s worth of double-feature programming with pre show trailers out of my ass
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Steven Spielberg’s wife in the opening of Indiana Jones 2, the most Indiana Jones sequence ever
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now why exactly am I jumping into a random episode of InuYasha?
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The irony of wearing a D.A.R.E. hat while getting propositioned to a gangbang by someone flying off meth
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What kind of crack did Carly put in Versailles? I’m suing
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I completely missed the announcement that Shudder is releasing the ninth VHS movie, V/H/S/Mixtape, next movie. Let’s gooooo
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can my cat stop trying to make biscuits on my balls before bed?
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What if I took 2 months off from work to just sit on my ass and play my back catalog of video games?
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Had a bunch of building materials delivered but I’m too hungover to carry everything inside. HELP
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Re-starting the From Dusk Till Dawn show and the man that DJ Cotrona is
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Beautifully Moist Reaction Meme
ALT: Beautifully Moist Reaction Meme
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The nerds need to get a fucking grip: despite not really covering any of the games directly Resident Evil was the most Resident Evil movie to Resident Evil
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Toni Collate @adrinktothepast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wearing a Resident Evil shirt to go see Resident Evil seemed a little on-the-nose, but a Dino Crisis shirt? Yes please
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