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@adrianso.bsky.social
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- The Celtics are the balls. - 90s hip hop and R&B = the apex of music. - Dogs. All of them. - UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, THIS ACCOUNT IS DEDICATED TO RELIEVING TIM KAINE (D-ickhead) OF HIS JOB OF ‘REPRESENTING’ VIRGINIANS

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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol @ “Jump!”
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ew
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The great Dennis Hastert has died. I hope the dirty snitches are happy. by Jim Jordan
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 05/10/2026
Getting dozens of DMs a day asking me to explain “Shariah Law” & all the right wing fear mongering around it. I’m publishing a comprehensive piece tomorrow. Subscribe to receive. No paywall. (Ever). As with all my work, expect facts, receipts, & verification. www.qasimrashid.com/subscribe
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are crows on the roof
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Hell Let Loose Flamethrower
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@espn.com turn down the music, can’t hear Van Pelt. Jesus, I’m old…
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s true
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who cares? We get 🐼… fucking pandas
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pandas for stealth F-35 technology. Who said Trump doesn’t know what’s he’s doing? 🐼
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s eating the cats and dogs
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jim Carrey as Bruce Dancing & Getting Dressed
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m petty enough to take that victory lap. F that guy. ETTD
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The alt text.
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“End of game decisions are gonna decide this.” -Collinsworth
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s wonderful, he gets so excited
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎯
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If only…we’re really good at being outraged online and showing up to an overpass protest biannually, but that’s where it ends - sadly.
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let’s apply the trickle down theory here and start at the top
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Fuck it. Just announce it. We own the Government and news media plus the NFL just started so no one's paying attention. Now let's hit the links."
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He cocained his way to so many stolen bases
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He was breathing heavily through his open mouth
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck Ted Cruz, even when he’s right.
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This move was icing on the shit-cake that is Ed Sheeran
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Fozzy Bear's Facepalm Moment
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tell me you’ve been fucked by a horse without telling me you’ve….
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So what is it?!?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft brought a happy ending to the Macklemore controversy.
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yup. 100% prime asshole. I appreciate the titles, but it’s time for him to be run out of town.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Swallow your pride in November and vote Democrat no matter what. Let me explain...
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Classic Dak
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump’s happy meals
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tim Scott will now be known as, “Wet Wood”.
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The Washington Sun @washingtonsun.com · 10/09/2026
☀️ Hello to our new followers! Be sure to follow us at @washsunmetro.bsky.social for our D.C. Metro coverage and @washsunperspect.bsky.social for ideas and analysis.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Spongebob Squarepants: Rainbow 'Drugs' Meme
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Colostomy swap
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Natalie Harp’s blood doesn’t remove itself from the carpet
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Joe Biden
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
W
Bison crossing road
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's so hilarious that we're getting NFL football in The National Divorce, along with Jack Reacher and Cracker Barrel
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
June 14
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
lol Look at Teddy Ruxpin actin’ all Garbage Pail Kids. Hop back in your Micro Machine and get lost in your sofa’s pillows, jd.
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He’s probably talking about cannibalism because of course that’s what’s worming through his brain
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dildos are like lightsabers to incels
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Law & Order: SVU could air new episodes in perpetuity yet still never match the victim count of the GOP
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
LOVE the Beal reasoning
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Probably all about model trains, leave this fella alone
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
An asshole in a BMW being at fault makes perfect sense.
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Adrian @adrianso.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Jared Fogle Jr. here appreciates it when The Handmaid answers questions about her doll collection
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Marcas Grant @marcasg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just saw a man with a face tattoo standing next to his Cybertruck on the phone yelling something about an invitation to his daughter's birthday. Divorced Dad Level: Chernobyl.
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