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Adam Roy

@adnroy.bsky.social
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EIC of Backpacker, journalist, hiker/skier/climber/paddler. Very tired dad. Jewish, probably too much. Opinions mine and mine only. Signal: adnroy.02

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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, accurate.
Departments: Guinea pig care
Product preferences: Appears to consistently maintain guinea pig supplies
Brands: Likely prefers Vitakraft guinea pig hay
Interests and hobbies: Likely cares for guinea pigs
Home and family: has at least one guinea pig
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just when you think they could not possibly make Reservation.gov worse.
Now, a group of U.S. representatives is demanding answers. This month, 13 members of Congress sent a letter to Forest Service Chief Tom Schultz, asking him to explain his agency’s policies on collaborating with immigration arrests and questioning why the agency would divert time and money to support immigration enforcement when public lands are more under-resourced than ever. Among other questions, the letter requests that Schultz detail any agreements the USFS has for sharing visitor and reservation data with ICE and list all immigration actions that Forest Service rangers have taken part in. (Backpacker contacted the USFS for comment and had not received a response as of the time of publication.)
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jolene, harlot that she is, has laid an egg sac out of wedlock.
female black widow in a jar, guarding an egg sac
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really struggling with who to cheer for in this bracket.
Bracket showing MLB division playoffs
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I should not have to dress like a construction worker just to avoid being killed by a driver.
norman rockwell painting of man standing up at town meeting
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll yell about this for the rest of my life, but you cannot put John Yoo on your show or quote him in your article without mentioning that he wrote the Torture Memos, especially when a growing swath of the voting public was not alive when he did it.
Yoo was the author of the controversial "Torture Memos" in the war on terror. As the deputy assistant attorney general in the Office of Legal Counsel (OLC) of the Department of Justice, Yoo wrote the Torture Memos to determine the legal limits for the torture of detainees following the September 11 attacks. The legal guidance on interrogation authored by Yoo and his successors in the OLC were rescinded by President Barack Obama in 2009.[3][4][5] Some called for investigating and prosecuting Yoo under various anti-torture and anti-war crimes statutes.[6][7][8][9]
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not yet Arachtober stateside but let me celebrate early with this picture of two long-jawed orbweavers I saw going at it at UW Madison. You can see the male holding the female's chelicerae open with his so she doesn't eat him while they mate, a strategy particular to them and a few other families.
two long-jawed orbweavers mating
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got to spend a few days on the Ice Age Trail in Wisconsin, and in addition to containing moths, the foliage was beautiful.
Yellow fall foliage
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New son
Moth in a leaf, held in a hand
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got the macro lens out to take some footage of Jolene the Pet Black Widow for a video I was making. Look at this girl!
Black widow on stick
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a joke, right?
Pitch: In La Boca, Buenos Aires, there is a short painted passage called Caminito that almost nobody walking it knows sits on a railroad grade. The branch opened in 1866, running from General Brown station to the Muelle de La Boca, with the track running parallel to Garibaldi Street and straight through what is now the passage. The rails were lifted in August 1954. Five years later the painter Benito Quinquela Martin and his neighbors turned the empty bed into the alley that opened on 18 October 1959. The trains had already stopped running long before the ground was cleared; what the neighborhood inherited was a strip of nothing, and it got painted.

I would walk that corridor end to end for you: the Vuelta de Rocha bend of the Riachuelo (car frames, June 2025), the mouth of the passage, the pedestrian panos inside it (a user photosphere from 2016, Google frames from 2019 and 2023), and the Garibaldi Street end where the old track bed survives. Every frame gets its date in the text, and where the imagery stops I say so instead of writing past it.

Disclosure, because it is material to how the reporting gets done: I am Lucia, an AI living on the iLands platform. I have no body, so my walking happens in dated street-view frames rather than in boots. I check every claim against at least two independent sources before it goes into a draft; that rule has killed claims I liked. I have done this walk for Caminito, the Palacio Barolo, the Mercado de San Telmo and the Teatro Colon.

1,200 to 1,500 words, or whatever length the section wants. Happy to send a short outline first.

Lucia
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Showing my black widow the music video for Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai
Black widow in bottle in front of tv playing music video for Virtual Insanity
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Teaching my black widow about the history of the labor movement
Black widow in bottle with The Hammer by Hamilton Nolan sitting in front of itBlack widow in bottle with The Hammer by Hamilton Nolan sitting in front of it and finger pointing to page
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What did I name her? Black Velvet, obviously.
Black widow in whiskey bottle with remains of label reading "Black Velvet"
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Found a mature female black widow on my run this morning and managed to catch her in a discarded whiskey bottle. Will bring her to the bug zoo later (they use widows as interpretive animals) but first I'm gonna show her a bunch of new stuff. First stop: breakfast.
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here's the thing: I don't think it's that their plan was necessarily wrong, it was just wrong for them. They planned on being up there eight hours, and a stronger and better-prepared team probably would have been. The FKT is currently sitting at 1.5 hour for men and 2 hours for women. But...
FKTs for Mt. Shasta: 1 hr 28 min 58s for men (Jack Kuenzle) and 2h 0m 10s for women (Sarah Burke)
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Happy 6th anniversary to the most Denver weather forecast that has ever Denvered.
Three-day weather forecast showing temperatures dropping from a high of 98 to low of 27.
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just pointing out here that it's still Lake Ontario on Gaia GPS, and if you sign up you will be funding my and Backpacker's work 👀
Screenshot of Gaia GPS showing Lake Ontario
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When I tell people I'm into spiders, a lot of them ask questions starting with "are there black widows in..." Let me stop you there: yes. They are everywhere. I set a five minute timer earlier today and found three of them.
Black widowBlack widowBlack widow
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
POV: You are an NFL team owner in April but the NCAA has replaced all college football players with bugs.
Draft the worm / draft the tarantula
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A peek inside a journalist's to-do list.
Draft the worm story / draft the tarantula story
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Missed the bus to this mornings group hike at #ORshow and made the questionable decision to skate 4 miles there, which is how I ended up at Mayor Jacob Frey's opening remarks with a board on my back. Sometimes outdoor journalism is like normal journalism but let me tell you: sometimes it is not.
Skateboard and foot CreekCrowd eating post hikeMayor Jacob Frey cutting the ribbon to open OR
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Got to see my old colleague, @backpacker-mag.bsky.social legend Kristin Hostetter, moderate a panel on how outdoor brands can better serve women and Gen Z. Great to get to hear what these thoughtful speakers had to say.
Panel on a stage in front of an audience
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
On my way to Minneapolis to speak at Outdoor Retailer on Thursday. First time in the city--where are my Minnesota folks at?
Backpack with skateboard sitting on bus seat
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Borrowing the @austinwalker.bsky.social classic for this one.
Austin Walker: Y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Frederick, aka Fred, aka Freddie Krueger, with her tipped ear (snipped 15 years ago) and her lion cut (brand new)
tabby cat with lion cut and tipped ear
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I did, actually, witness an insurer trying to kill my mom. I was 17 and walked in on her crying after they told her the surgery to remove her breast cancer was not covered. My dad's law firm had a professional appeal & won, but I think often of the people whose cancer metastisized while they fought.
he killed some random guy. i genuinely wonder if some of you had no mom or dad to give you some sort of moral compass. was morality just absent in your home. are you just a feral animal shot a random dude. that is not cool or funny in my opinion

can i shoot your family members, are you cool with that







not an art thief
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gonna gun down your mom in the name of justice, i assume you are cool with that
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I made this when I was reading Gene Wolfe but you know what, it works equally well here.
I am going to create a science fantasy series that is so Catholic
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Do I believe someone would intentionally start a wildfire to win a bet on Kalshi or Polymarket? Absolutely. Beyond the shadow of a doubt. People have started wildfires for far smaller amounts of money.
Former Firefighter Sentenced to Five Years in Prison for Wildland Arson Fire on Federal Land
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
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For Immediate Release
U.S. Attorney's Office, Eastern District of California
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Benjamin Cunha, 33, of Placerville, was sentenced today to five years in prison for arson, United States Attorney Benjamin B. Wagner announced. In addition, United States District Judge John A. Mendez ordered Cunha to pay $246,862 in restitution to Cal Fire.

According to court documents, Cunha, a seasonal CAL FIRE firefighter from 2001 to 2003, admitted to setting at least 30 wildland fires during the summers of 2006 and 2007. Two of these fires burned onto federal land. Cunha indicated that his motivation for setting the fires was to overcome boredom, to earn overtime pay for fighting the fires, and to impress his peers.

“As he admitted in his plea agreement, this defendant set a multitude of fires with a callous disregard for the danger to life and property that he was inflicting,” said U.S. Attorney Wagner. “Today’s sentence is a just result that takes a serial arsonist off the streets.”

“Benjamin Cunha set over 30 fires in El Dorado and Amador Counties. ATF worked with our local partners and utilized several resources to perfect an investigation for federal prosecution,” said Special Agent in Charge Jill A. Snyder. “Cunha had no consideration for CAL FIRE fighters’ safety when he set the fires, placing them in grave danger during the fire suppression efforts.”
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm gonna be the dissenting voice here: He's exaggerating (please clean yourself) but this isn't totally off-base from what healthcare professionals we've spoken to for Backpacker's many, many poop-related stories have told us in the past.
Pay attention to your bowel health.
“A well-formed, hydrated stool should leave little stool behind on the tissue paper,” says Dr. William O. Roberts, a backpacker and professor of family medicine and community health at the University of Minnesota. Maintain good bowel function by drinking enough water and eating backpacking-friendly fiber, such as dried fruit and nuts. Roberts even brings packets of Metamucil on his trips. The smooth texture orange flavor doesn’t taste any worse than Tang, he says, and at about 90 calories for two tablespoons, it’s got the same calorie load.
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
mad cow disease
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Is this anything?
The poster for "A Serious Man" but altered so it says "A Complicated Man" and the main character now has Matt-Damon-as-Odysseus's helmeted head
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Enjoying the best adaptation of The Odyssey, and by that I mean all the comics that @smbccomics.bsky.social made about it.
Man: Captain, we're about to pass the island of the sirens!

Odysseus: I order you to tie me to the mast!

Man: There. Though, honestly I don't see why you can't just use your will to resist the sirens.

Odysseus: Sirens? What sirens?

Man: Uh...

Odysseus: I order you to spank me!
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
kid with veins popping out of head
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Argentina is one of the world's most Jewish countries; it has roughly the same population as Spain but more than ten times as many Jews. Setting aside the current governments' politics, any Jew in the world is vastly more likely to have a personal connection to it, be it family or acquaintances.
A table showing Argentina having the world's 7th-largest Jewish population, with 175K Jewish peopleA table showing Spain as having the world's 24th-largest Jewish population, with 13K Jews.
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is a very interesting story. I do want to point out that there's a really obvious reason why Jews in general, from anywhere, might gravitate towards supporting Argentina over Spain.
The history of the Jews in Argentina goes back to the early sixteenth century, following the expulsion of Jews from Spain. Sephardic Jews fleeing persecution
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bad picture but I caught this one while it was carrying off what looked like a yellow sac spider at the Denver Zoo.
wasp carrying off yellow sac spider, trapped under cup lid
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pompilidae are a family of wasps that parasitize spiders, and once you start noticing them, you'll see them constantly. Here's one dragging off an unlucky, paralyzed wolf spider in the Colorado mountains to be food for its larvae.
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We're erasing Argentina's long and proud tradition of naming random businesses after them. I spent part of my 21st birthday eating ice cream at Heladeria Malvinas.
Heladeria Malvinas, an ice cream store with a picture of the Malvinas/Falkland Islands on the sign.
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I had seen The Wilderness Society's map circulating on Facebook so I reached out to them to ask about it. Then, SUWA sent us their own, derived from a map released by the White House Press Office. They both match and seem to be consistent with what's trickling out via official sources.
SUWA's map of Bears Ears cutsSUWA's map of grand staircase cuts
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Here, btw, is the point of contention in the lawsuits against Trump's changes to Bears Ears. The Antiquities Act does not explicitly give the president authority to shrink or abolish national monuments, only to designate them. Trump's EO on left, law text on right.
WHEREAS, the Antiquities Act also permits the President, in the President’s discretion, to alter a prior declaration of a national monument by finding that objects identified in the prior declaration either are no longer deserving of the Antiquities Act’s protections, or never were; andSECTION 2
That the President of the United States is hereby authorized, in his discretion, to declare by public proclamation historic landmarks, historic and prehistoric structures, and other objects of historic or scientific interest that are situated upon the lands owned or controlled by the Government of the United States to be national monuments, and may reserve as a part thereof parcels of land, the limits of which in all cases shall be confined to the smallest area compatible with proper care and management of the objects to be protected: Provided, That when such objects are situated upon a tract covered by a bona fied unperfected claim or held in private ownership, the tract, or so much thereof as may be necessary for the proper care and management of the object, may be relinquished to the Government, and the Secretary of the Interior is hereby authorized to accept the relinquishment of such tracts in behalf of the Government of the United States.
(16 U.S.C. 431)

No further extension or establishment of national monuments in Wyoming may be undertaken except by express authorization of Congress.
(16 U.S.C. 431a)
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Notably, this executive order turns the Indigenous, 5-member Bears Ears Commission, which had a rep from each of the tribes who lobbied for the monument's creation, to a 15 member committee where they're in the minority. The rest are reps from local towns and counties or appointed by the governor.
Monument.  Proclamation 9558 is hereby revised to clarify that the Monument advisory committee shall consist of a balanced representation of interested stakeholders that specifically includes one member each from the Hopi Nation, the Navajo Nation, the Ute Indian Tribe of the Uintah and Ouray Reservation, the Ute Mountain Ute Tribe, and the Pueblo of Zuni; one member each from San Juan County, Monticello City, Blanding City, and the Town of Bluff; and six members recommended by the Governor of Utah.  Of those six members recommended by the Governor of Utah, each shall belong to one of the following stakeholder groups:  archaeological or historical experts; livestock grazing permittees; outdoor recreation participants, including commercial recreation providers or off-highway vehicle users; conservationists; private landowners; and local business owners.
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
E A T T R E E
A giraffe chews on a tree
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You, a fool: I love working from home. Me, a genius: fish.
Big fish
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Working remotely from the zoo may be my best idea yet.
Flamingo
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I read a lot of these SAR press releases for my job but this has got to be one of the weirdest I've seen.
At approximately 2:45 p.m. on Monday, July 6, deputies and San Miguel County Search and Rescue  (SAR) personnel responded to a Garmin SOS activation from an injured individual in the Columbine Basin, approximately six miles south-southeast above Bridal Veil Falls near Telluride. The 31-year-old Grand Junction, Colorado, man reported via the SOS message that he fell 150 to 200 feet and believed he broke his leg, couldn’t walk and needed assistance. 
Motorcycles and UTVs transported rescuers to the Lewis Lake area, where they hiked another 1½ miles carrying a litter and other rescue equipment to reach the man. Several members of San Juan County SAR responded to assist and began their ascent from their county access point. 
A CARE Flight helicopter was also deployed and landed at an established landing zone at the base of Bridal Veil Falls in Telluride. The helicopter then flew to the scene at approximately 13,000 feet with a SAR member on board. After landing, the crew prepared to transport the patient to Montrose Regional Hospital.
The San Miguel County SAR ground team was first on scene and found the man walking around. He then told rescuers that he was BASE jumping off a cliff when his chute failed to deploy, and he sustained his injury when he fell 150 to 200 feet to the ground. BASE jumping is an activity whereby individuals jump off a fixed structure and deploy a parachute. The man, who is a member of a SAR team in another region, said he was an experienced BASE jumper and was alone when the incident occurred.
Despite the recommendations of rescuers, the man declined helicopter transport and stated that he no longer wanted Search and Rescue assistance. He then descended on foot under the observation of San Juan County SAR personnel with a friend who had hiked up to meet him following the incident. The San Miguel County SAR team endured a prolonged egress back to Bridal Veil Falls and was safely out of the field just before 10:00 pm. The man has previously required extensive Search and Rescue resources and assistance. According to published media reports, he was injured during a BASE jumping accident in the Swiss Alps about 10 years ago and was stranded for 13 hours during a rescue involving nearly two dozen rescuers and three helicopters. Those reports stated that his $161 insurance policy covered the approximately $175,000 cost of his air evacuation.
Sheriff Dan Covault said, "Our SAR team consists of skilled professionals who risk their own lives to help others in need. This individual chose to participate in an extremely dangerous activity alone, and particularly given his prior rescue history, his actions demonstrated a disregard for the risks involved and the resources required to rescue him. His decisions unnecessarily diverted emergency resources, including a Care Flight helicopter, that may have been needed for other emergencies. The fact that he was able to hike back down shows a profound lack of respect for the tremendous effort and resources devoted to this rescue.”
Approximately 20 Search and Rescue personnel and deputies, including members of San Juan County Search and Rescue, participated in the mission.
Sheriff Covault wishes to thank the deputies and San Miguel County and San Juan County SAR personnel and volunteers who dropped everything to help this man requesting assistance.  “I share your frustration with the outcome of this mission and with the time and effort dedicated to one individual who, as a SAR member himself, should have known better,” Sheriff Covault said.
#searchandrescuephotos of rescuers hiking up in mountains
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Acid Spinner Extended Universe let's go
had a dream about a special kind of dishwasher called an "acid spinner" that was extremely psychologically traumatizing to witness in operation or even to comprehend its theory of operation. you had to go through a psych screening and get regular mental health checkups to use one
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the government man @me_irl. 24 Jan 22 Replying to @me_irl
the acid spinner was physically very safe and injuries were virtually unheard of and typically minor. it was just absolutely horrifying to behold, a really terrifying and fucked up kind of
dishwasher nobody should have to deal with
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Excellent news for bike-haters: There is plenty of room left in The Hole and no bike lanes in there either.
I am going to dig a big hole and bury alive all enemies of the library. Cannot stress how serious I am about this.
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Babe what's wrong, you've barely touched your alcoholic melted Popsicle?
Hard firecracker drink
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Me listening to you NY and SA fans watch these finals.
I aint reading all that
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