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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 18h

I love this dumb show about a Teenage Vampire

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I wish my best friend was still alive so I could annoy her about how much i love Vamprina: Teenage Vampire

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I just told my father I blame my love of Vamperina: Teenage Vampire on him letting me watch The Patty Duke show when I was a child, and THEN I EXPLAINED WHY

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Me: you know I hate you Hayley: yes, but I’m very pretty and I’m gonna rest my head on your shoulder (said out loud) Me: fine, do whatever

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Pumpkin Spice Burrito Bowl will be the new Arizona State Boston College rivalry trophy

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I swear these refs are just playing Calvinball today and it’s like 67-68 Buffalo

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve had 2 1/2 Busch Lights and I’m screaming at a TV screen, must be a Bills Patriots game

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The only time the Bills play well against the Patriots is if Ryan Fitzpatrick isn’t wearing a shirt

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Sarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

come on. it's sons of bitches.

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What if Drake Maye is The Picture of Dorian Gray for Tom Brady?

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We are tied at half time after 3 turnovers, these uniforms are still trash

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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I could say maybe the Nickel City alt uniforms are cursed, but there's also that the game is on Fox, and having Tom Brady and Mike McDaniel in the stadium is like having gonorrhea and chlamydia. #LACvsBUF #GoBills #BillsMafia

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No one wants your AI slop Fox, that’s weak ass NFC shit

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did someone get my big dumb golden retriever drunk?!

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do other teams have 78 run plays you raging jackass? God I hate Fox announcers

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Mike Sullivan @thekickisgood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Steve Tasker on the radio broadcast also blaming the uniforms.

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I would like to point out that I do NOT support burning witches at the stake, I do however support burning Tom Brady in some sort of fire

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why haven’t they changed their uniforms yet?!!

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So far every team to wear Detroit Lions jersey in Highmark Stadium have been embarrassing

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tom Brady comes to Orchard Park and everything goes wrong, fuck that guy

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tailgating and Church are both just excuses people invented for drinking on Sunday mornings

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I made bacon, refried beans, and tomato on fried sour dough bread it seems suspiciously English

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That's it. I'm "breaking with" President Donald Trump.

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Imagine what a bad person you have to be to losing to Kathy Hochul by 8 points?

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In fairness no one died, that is my summary of last night, not knowing if anyone died

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Im nursing a hangover and the bartender has mean cartoon eyebrows, so obviously I have fallen in love with her

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Bills have won 2 games, has anyone else won one yet?

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Steelers should play in the NFC East because they are so good at making football boring

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m sitting alone in my parents basement, 10 years and 5 days after finding about my best friend being murdered, about to head to wedding 5 miles away from where I got (fail) married

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Both of those teams play in New Jersey

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I fucking hate September 14th

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Does anyone else watch Lanterns and think “why didn’t Kyle Chandler’s fortune telling cat friend tell him all about this?”

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

People from New Jersey can never shut up about 9/11

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Am I the only person who is continually disappointed in their dog for not solving mysteries?

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

AI Michaels keeps thinking the Meadowlands are in New York

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I was raised to be a Giants fan and dear lord every time I watch a Giants game it reminds me why I hated football as a child

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mike Tirico doesn’t understand why it’s funny to talk about LAO:SVU during a Malik Hooker injury update

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yeah let the golden retriever do stuff

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I love our big dumb golden retriever!

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Can a center declare themselves eligible?

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

As it is the first day of BILLS season, it’s my first time to remind y’all Party in the USA is a much better choice for National Anthem

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Here is literally the story of my: You hate her: Me: But she’s soooooooo Preeeeeeety

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brian @admiraltypirate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If we lose to a bunch of inbred hicks I’m going to be so mad… this is opinion on Tulane vs South Alabama and also America

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