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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore

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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 21h
Caveman holding 2 rocks, captioned "Rock, is this true?"
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 30/09/2026
My mom was groped on the butt by this smug little bastard, Hervé Villechaize, while she was on her honeymoon with my dad in Hawaii. She automatically swung her arm out to hit whoever did it... and went right over his head. She had to convince my dad to not do something that might get him arrested.
Hervé Villechaize standing on a bridge
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 28/09/2026
I want to check something. Royal Farms claims to have "World Famous" chicken. Royal Farms is mainly only in Maryland and Delaware, with a smattering of locations in VA, WV, NC, PA, and NJ. For it to be WORLD famous... Let me know if you've even HEARD of Royal Farms outside of this area.
Entrance of a Royal Farms store, proclaiming "World Famous Chicken & Fresh Kitchen"Map of Royal Farms locations
2 locations in West Virginia
15 locations in North Carolina
16 locations in New Jersey
25 locations in Pennsylvania
37 locations in Delaware
38 locations in Virginia
187 locations in Maryland
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 27/09/2026
Poorly-formatted signage for "The Cube Pub"

2 guys running away from a mob. One is captioned "The Cube Pub" and the other is captioned "Cube the Pub"

Captions on the mob include:
"Cuthe Pub"
"The Pube Cube"
"Cube the Pube"
"Cut the Pube"
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 24/09/2026
I'm from Baltimore, so it's always "hon" to me. We've got a reputation to uphold, you know! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HonFest
3 ladies at Baltimore's HonFest
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 22/09/2026
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 19/09/2026
I just had to make this because it popped into my head immediately.
Left side is a picture of an Uno card that says "Discard your hand and draw 25"
Right side is a picture of a black bald man with a hand full of way too many Uno cards and the caption "Shivam"
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 18/09/2026
I was going to say something, but... I can't actually argue.
Stick guy holding his index finger up, about to protest, but shuts his mouth and puts his finger down
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 17/09/2026
Does this work with Prismari and Quandrix, or is it a nonbo?
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 14/09/2026
The Ooze, Shellshock, and Donatello say Hi.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 14/09/2026
This will be forever relevant.
President Lisa Simpson: "As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump."
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 13/09/2026
No. Same font size and not bold, but it *was* in ALLCAPS and underlined.
Van Halen's rider from 1982, "Munchies" section

Potato chips with assorted dips
Nuts
Pretzels
M & M's (WARNING: ABSOLUTELY NO BROWN ONES)
Twelve (12) Reese's peanut butter cups
Twelve (12) assorted Dannon yogurt (on ice)
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 07/09/2026
BlueSky really did import some of the worst aspects of Twitter, didn't it?
The infamous Pancakes/Waffles argument from Twitter
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 04/09/2026
Dad's from Charlotte. Mom's from DC. I was born and raised in Baltimore. This mix makes sense.
A dialect map with heavy blues in Montana and the Dakotas (meaning least like me) and heavy reds in Maryland, eastern Virginia, and eastern North Carolina (meaning most like me), with yellows and greens everywhere else.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 04/09/2026
Dad's from Charlotte. Mom's from DC. I was born and raised in Baltimore. This mix makes sense. mydialect.us
A dialect map with heavy blues in Montana and the Dakotas (meaning least like me) and heavy reds in Maryland, eastern Virginia, and eastern North Carolina (meaning most like me), with yellows and greens everywhere else.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 01/09/2026
The card appears to be mono-blue: scryfall.com/card/fra/43/...
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 26/08/2026
And, if we're willing to spend mana to make them fly: Zephyr Charge, Predator, Soratami Cloud Chariot, and Arnjlot's Ascent.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 26/08/2026
Memorial also works for that. But we also have Archetype of Imagination, Eldrazi Monument, Levitation, Skyshaper and Stormcaller's Boon. Hallowed Haunting works if we have enchantments. Others, if we can modify Gary: Krang and Cyberdrive Awakener, Sigarda's Summons, On Wings of Gold
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 26/08/2026
Needs Dino DNA in there somewhere, just for LULZ.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 26/08/2026
This got me thinking about trying to find something within WU color identity that'd give everything trample. Unfortunately, the only thing I found was Akroma's Memorial. (Or Krang if we could make them all artifacts.) But then I found Dino DNA and that's... not useful, but it IS funny.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 26/08/2026
Miles O'Brien: She was more than a hero. She was a union woman.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 25/08/2026
Miles O'Brien: She was more than a hero. She was a union woman.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 24/08/2026
Also, might as well... whereidlive.com/s/yf180d62
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 24/08/2026
whereidlive.com/s/6hdtk5tv
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 23/08/2026
Me, being red-green color-blind:
The Office, Pam: They're the same picture.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 21/08/2026
I hate the term "Meat Clarinet"
I miss ten seconds ago when I didn't know this thing existed.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 20/08/2026
From "Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff"
"I warned you about stairs, bro!!!! I told you, dog!"
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 20/08/2026
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 14/08/2026
Stop using AI Slop!
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 14/08/2026
Even Lost Kingdoms, the card-based RPG for the GameCube? 🤯
Box art for the GameCube game Lost Kingdoms
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 05/08/2026
Hank Hill: Is this the AI cult?
Woman entering bus: We're not a cult! We' just using it to help cut down the time we need to research!
Hank: Yeah, this is it.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 03/08/2026
Do you think she's part Rhodesian Ridgeback?
Picture of a Rhodesian Ridgeback dog
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 03/08/2026
I also enjoy the continuity with the horse in the background.
Jandor's Saddlebags
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Artifact
3, T: Untap target creature.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 01/08/2026
You ain't kiddin'
a wall with a roach that has been painted over with white paint
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 29/07/2026
I am 30% hot, 56.67% crazy, which places me in the no-go zone. www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc... I don't like it, but... probably true.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 29/07/2026
I think technically no. I think he's brain-dead, but his body is still being kept alive to run out the clock.
Lich's Tomb
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Artifact
You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
Whenever you lose life, sacrifice a permanent for each 1 life you lost.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 26/07/2026
I mean... I'd either agree or disagree with you if I could actually READ any of it.
Dave Chappelle meme, where the cocaine addict is saying "Y'all got any more of them pixels?" when the picture is very low-resolution.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 22/07/2026
I always thought she looked like Kes from Voyager.
Kes, from Star Trek: Voyager
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 22/07/2026
My thoughts: Troy is in Turkey. What do Turkish women look like? Are they white? Uh... doesn't look like it.
Group of Turkish women all yelling about something
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 21/07/2026
Sometimes, we go vertical instead of horizontal.
A sandwich from Baltimore, Maryland stacked as such from top to bottom:

Sourdough bread
Fried crabcake
Thick slice of tomato
A wide but thin amount of lettuce
Several strips of bacon
A whole fried soft-shell crab
Sourdough bread
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18? (The choices were pretty tough, but I had to pick one.)
William Hawkins laying down on the Moon

Space Cowboys
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 19/07/2026
Yeah, but you could still run blue CI ones, like Adverse Conditions.
Adverse Conditions
3U
Instant
Devoid
Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don’t untap during their controller’s next untap step. Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has “Sacrifice this token: Add {C}.”
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 19/07/2026
Since colorless is not a color, then any Devoid instants and sorceries that aren't monoblue CI are also out. So even if you choose Green, you can't run Call the Scions.
Call the Scions
2G
Sorcery
Devoid
Create two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have “Sacrifice this token: Add {C}.”
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 16/07/2026
Which one? Static, blue, or ads?
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

1985: Picture of a city where the sky is gray static.
2005: Picture of a city where the sky is bright blue.
2025: Picture of a city where the sky is advertising.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 16/07/2026
Oh so like Good Omens, then.
Famine from Good Omens opens a box
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 15/07/2026
Because once I get to a new tab, I can edit the URL just fine.
Steam link opened in new tabSteam link opened in new tab
URL changed to AI Warning plugin pageSteam browser displaying the AI warning plugin page
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 15/07/2026
So you're saying that when you're on the Store tab, right-clicking does not give you this option? If that's the case, I don't know what the issue is, but I can understand that you wouldn't be able to do the rest of the steps.
Steam app Store page
Right-click option selected "Open Link in New Tab"
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 15/07/2026
Seems like it works on my side. You can also see in the 3rd and 4th screenshots that I also have Steam Inventory Helper installed.
Steam program with Steam AI Warning plugin installed.
StalSide game page is blurred and pop-up is immediate.Steam program with Steam AI Warning plugin installed.
BlackSmith Idle game page is blurred and pop-up is immediate.Steam program with Steam AI Warning plugin installed.
Search page right side shows options for AI Disclosure plugin.Steam program with Steam AI Warning plugin installed.
Search page shows various games, some of which have the for AI Warning blur on them.
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 10/07/2026
Before you knock on my door please note:
This home charges $50 per minute to listen to sales pitches and religious message. This fee is payable in advance. By knocking on my door or ringing my doorbell, you are agreeing to my terms and conditions as stated above.

No Soliciting
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Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore @admiralmemo.com · 10/07/2026
@sameoldstory
November 16, 2020, 2:37 PM

One disorienting thing about getting older that nobody tells you about is how weird it feels to get a really passionate, extremely wrong lecture from a much younger person about verifiable historical events you can personally remember pretty well
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