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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hearing reports of White Sox
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my favorite musicians got really into @jhookwastaken.bsky.social’s favorite Italian slasher movies and made an album about it djunah.bandcamp.com/album/giallo
djunah.bandcamp.com
Giallo, by Djunah
12 track album
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At last, victory again in our long war with Houston.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These dip shits say they're gonna protect women's sports but don't even consider women's basketball when they're trying to figure out what game their witness attended.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Carfax fox looks too human and not enough like a fox.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m worried this might last more than 4 hours
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now at a party at my neighbor’s house and it’s a “they don’t know Iowa just beat Michigan on a last-second touchdown” situation
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna like all the mad Michigan posts I see on the skyline
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Suck a diiiiiiick Michigan
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Therapist said I needed to work on my coping techniques. He was right, my baseboards are gonna look real sharp
Three stacked, coped baseboardsCoped baseboard showing the fit
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hank Brown-Tony Diaz would be a perfect QB-WR combo for the all-PI offense except that Diaz is actually good at catching
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Listening to metal while lifting weights is great until they sneak in a quiet track when you are trying to finish a set and really needed an ass-kicker.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tony Diaz IMO
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The ball does not lie. We don’t need replay.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Having a safety training today and the presenter is woefully underprepared. Like they have never ran a teams meeting in their life.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
On hold in a system with no hold music. I guess it's better than hearing the same 60 seconds of music repeated over and over again? It's a weird feeling.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today’s project
Pork ribs
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ban Replay
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Woke up to my left calf cramping? That’s a new one.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There are some mountains with well-marked, heavily used trails that even dumbasses like me can do.
Me holding a sign that says “Torrey’s Peak 14267” on it.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@jhookwastaken.bsky.social
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@jhookwastaken.bsky.social I figured out how to get screenshots off the switch
Come to the lands between for the Elden ring, hmm?
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Having a small beer at this pizza parlor and someone is having a 38th birthday celebration (which I can tell because they have “3” and “8” balloons).
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We have invested billions into the NIH and it is fucking paying off.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Saw a junior high student walking to school wearing a Devo t-shirt. Kids might be all right.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes you just wish it were 2013 again. A time before you could afford a house and you spent all of your money on frivolities.
Avocado toast that I made for myself in my house.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My grocery store usually has a good selection of bad idea alcohol generally and BuzzBallz in particular so I was disappointed not to find them in stock this week. Still a couple weeks until ¡El Assico! when I would want bad-idea alcohol.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dug out an ancient piece of equipment to play music while the kids are doing a paint project in the garage
CD player/Cassette player/Radio combo
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
throwback to the time I went to the Tate Modern and the words “Piet Mondrian’s ‘loss’” washed over me like a vision of God in all Their glory
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Main floor of the house is having the floors refinished and repaired, so all of our stuff is relocated to an inconvenient place. Children are away at summer camp. Wife is away on business travel. I have been consigned to the basement quarters.
Basement setup with TV, couch and janky bathroom.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I don’t know if the sky should be that shade of green
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
External Monologue: I will miss you very much Internal monologue: I am going to watch some weird death metal
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is the dumbest politics take I have heard in a while. Mitch McConnell in a hospital not voting for anything is the best version of a Kentucky senator we are gonna get before 2027. Beshear is doing the best thing for his country and this guy wants him to do something else.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Went to see “Oscar nominated animated shorts”. Most were fine. One was an adaptation of a children’s book and it was SO treacly and ridiculous. Halfway through, at some overly-sappy line someone yells “oh, come on!” and from then on the audience was relentlessly jeering. Of course it won the Oscar.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cleaning the house and found a cache of extremely forbidden singing stuffed animals. I just throw these out, right? Kids don’t need to know about them?
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Post-apocalyptic hellscape outside demands a post-apocalyptic soundtrack
lordhumongous.bandcamp.com
Bonded By The Bomb, by Lord Humongous
11 track album
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If you’re calling that Haaland foul I think you gotta call that
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Watched “The Prestige” for the first time on a flight. Knew the Jackman twist but not the Bale one. Made it better in a lot of ways.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Minor league team being named “Stormchasers”: OK fine Team media and announcers shortening it to “chasers”: 😬😬😬
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My father is from a small midwestern town somewhat inexplicably named Panama. He says that when he was a kid the guy who sponsored the town baseball team was a fan of the Cincinnati Reds. But in order to differentiate themselves a bit the town changed it to singular. Panama Red.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh so it’s gonna be one of those games
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is the "if we don't test for COVID then the number of COVID cases will go down" all over again. The Trump admin has limited playbooks.
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Fuck you Peter Thiel
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Turned the game on right before that Germany goal
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
For some reason I do not feel like these Telemundo announcers are completely impartial
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Watching Ghana-Panama on telemundo (I speak zero Spanish) as is right and proper
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Confident that Spain will score in like the 85th minute to deny us all the catharsis of a draw.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
People think of science labs as technologically advanced places but sometimes you can find an antique lying around.
A Kodak Carousel 4600 slide projector. It is very dusty.
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Andrew @adhoffma.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sleepy day
A lazy tabby cat
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