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Adam Hawker

@adhawkeye.bsky.social
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Birmingham based stand up and occasionally man standing up.

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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Never seen that Japanese poster before and now I need it.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Loomis is such a great name.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Nothing says fighting back against Farage quite like giving him everything he wants. Clever strategy by a couple of totally normal and good MPs. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
independent.co.uk
Lammy and Cooper lead Labour fightback against Farage with new migration strategy
Exclusive: Foreign secretary David Lammy has revealed to The Independent his new push with international partners to tackle illegal migration as Yvette Cooper prepares to unveil her white paper on leg...
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Imagine looking around Europe now and thinking we need to be ever closer to this utopia. At least in the mid 2010s it had some veneer of technocratic centrism and stability.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Great time to have just announced a big trade deal with India.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I thought we were the cops of the sea or whatever?
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Wonder how Ellie Reeves got to be chair of the party. Total mystery.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Honouring her memory by bravely capitulating to everything her killer wanted.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
If just five more people get depressed. We'll all stop being depressed. It's like a pyramid scheme of sadness.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
If the Vatican really wanted to boil some piss and get a good pope at the same time. You know who they'd pick next.
Jeremy Corbyn's tribute to Pope Francis. Highlighting his commitment to peace and helping the homeless.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Why would they vote for Reform lite when full fat is right there next to it in the fridge.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
He's always carrying a load of graphs that explain why you must be offed for the sake of the great GDP machine.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The Greens aren't the answer to what's next for the British left.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
And all in the service of what? Immiserating the old, the poor, the disabled. Ghouls every last one of them.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The video call thing I find more inexplicable and more annoying. I hate speaking to people on the phone when I'm out in public. It boggles my mind people having full on video conversations with their family on public transport.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
People who have to work in service industries should be given free counselling is one of my policy positions.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I see pushing labour left once they're in power is going well.
Screenshot of a tweet announcing that Labour are going to produce a "league table" of migrant crime.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
They never intended on doing any of these things. And I'm sorry but anyone who believed they did is a rube.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Is so heartwarming to see after this week. They want you to think you're alone. Especially our trans brothers and sisters. But you're not.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Always amazes me how much of this I see even in stand up. An inherently cringe pastime.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
They're 100% going to call it nationalisation but only nationalise the risk aren't they? www.theguardian.com/business/202...
theguardian.com
House of Commons recalled to discuss British Steel nationalisation
Easter recess halted in order to pass bill taking assets into public control, with full nationalisation a possibility
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It's a small thing compared to the consequences of the reforms. But remember when we were told one of the reasons he was the best person for the job was how good a rhetorical speaker he was? Guy just has no real argument for any of it beyond "a wizard will make them not poor".
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Outstanding candidates update.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Presumably he'll be going with the "Only god can judge me" defense. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
independent.co.uk
Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault
The charges against the 50-year-old come after a joint investigation by Channel 4 Dispatches and The Sunday Times in 2023
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
They were too busy finding coke for JCVD to worry about costuming.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Every time I go back on the other site. He's always near the top of my timeline saying some batshit sabre rattling bollocks.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The music sting every time Wesley Snipes is looking to do crimes is the best.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Seems like a good time to be trying to run our whole civil service on this shit.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
He loves her because, and I don't know if he's ever mentioned it. But his dad was a toolmaker.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It's almost as if, and hear me out on this, he's a bad businessman who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Can't wait to see what the excuse is after the locals.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Remember when there were a few hours where people were floating Russia having done it? We don't need help setting fire to our infrastructure through negligence.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Just the biggest dorks. The worst thing that happened to so many people was learning some philosophical terms from other idiots online.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Meanwhile those kids from Mad Youth Organise were doing actual activism protesting Wes Streeting. Making his life nowhere near as uncomfortable as he deserves but at least starting something.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Ah she was great in Revenge. Good casting. I guess it might be a good time for this with all the booktok fantasy smut around.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Rad is so fun.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Dehumanisation is a big part of modern life, whether it's the disabled, trans people, refugees, Palestinians. When you make people unhumans you allow all manner of inhumane actions against then.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Drop a fight scene you love Barely a fight. But the revenge scene in Blue Ruin. Man. The tension. The build up. Dwight in the cubicle grappling with what he's about to do. Then the brutality of it.
A screenshot from the movie Blue Ruin. Face half obscured. The main character Dwight peers out from a toilet stall.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The dude looks like an evil new teacher who's just been brought into Waterloo Road and will a few episodes later try and nonce one of the kids.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
It's good that she clearly doesn't want the whip back.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I think they've massively miscalculated the size and reliability of the "curtain twitcher" vote. The kind of people who see a neighbour who's disabled and assume they're getting thousands a month in benefits.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
He literally appointed one of Blair's old advisors recently. The issue isn't age or inexperience. It's ideology.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Wes Streeting pops up from behind the screen and says "have you considered that you don't have mental health problems and just need to work more?"
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Nah. Just happened to be in the one square inch of London that doesn't have any CCTV. Honest.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This has to have been a targeted attack. Which would be in line with the way the IDF targets journalists and aid workers.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I just feel like if you're going to call something March Madness it needs more of a dark carnival vibe.
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Ah man it's a good job he's not the MP in parliament with the most donations from private healthcare companies. Oh wait!
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Well sending a copy of Schindler's List to every school solved antisemitism forever, right?
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Love living in a country that is so serious about clamping down on 'antisemitism' it harasses Holocaust survivors. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
independent.co.uk
Holocaust survivor, 87, questioned by police after laying flowers during Gaza protest
Stephen Kapos was among nine people called in over 18 January pro-Palestine protest
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Adam Hawker @adhawkeye.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Return of the fash.
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