Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One of my few joys in life is finding a band with a maximum of 20,000 plays on their most listened to song. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Me playing the red alert 2 expansion: “Where are the lesbians?” 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 22/05/2026My indifference to internet drama is what keeps me alive. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026The church near me intermittently ringing its bells for the past 3 hours is the reason I know god doesn’t exist. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Wake up at 4am “They should call gocks glocks because they shoot cum”. Fall asleep. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Love the 2 minute meltdown Bumble has trying to find a ‘potential match’ when I open it. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 31/01/2026There needs to be a rhythm game called Wildly Beating Off. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 12/12/2025With the new Tomb Raider coming out in 2026, will Lara top Tifa in the Pornhub award for the Most Searched for Video Game Character. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I’m going to try that whiskey only diet, did you see how thin Trevor Moore got? 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Just doing my favourite past time of sitting on the toilet at work. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 03/12/2025That time of the year to share my favourite Christmas song youtu.be/gX90p3Q1I9g?...youtu.beReviewbrah but it’s a Midwest Emo introYouTube video by MagicBeachMusic 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Looking at NSFW posts whilst working because I’m on a death wish (my job is school bus driver). 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I'm sorry but it's been stuck in my head for hours and I need to get it out to the world. 020
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The Discover feed is just news of USA shitting itself. Again. 🥱 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Also answering phone calls is for bitches. I don’t make the rules. 010
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I know it may be a bit cheesy but lying down on a public bench at 4am and staring at the stars is one of my favourite past times. (A shit camera doesn’t really help but I get to see the beauty). 010
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 03/08/2025You know you're in a bad spot when you eat a really nice burger but can't finish it all. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I know i haven’t said much recently. But I’m learning to cry to make up for it. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I hope Bluesky stops showing so much American Politics in my discover feed. I have no respect for it and find it rather redundant compared to the shitposts I wish to drown my EU brain in. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Maybe people who take copious amounts of drugs are onto something. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I’m not sure if it’s the alcohol. The rain. The sad music. Or my being. But the vibes are very melancholic at the moment. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I thought Spotify called me a twink, which was bold after they called me a skateboarding horse. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Bluesky struggling now I muted American politics. 010
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Some people use fancy Greek words. I use NOFX. youtu.be/MU1aD0xbNOw?...youtu.beIdiots Are Taking OverYouTube video by NOFX - Topic 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Americans not done any favours in changing the rest of the world’s perception of them. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Really enjoying the recent influx of artists. My feed is just a bunch of cool art now and I couldn’t ask for more. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 22/09/2024I’ve spent a hot minute thinking and cried realising what I am. Where I am. And what everything I do is for. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 22/09/2024Do people know where I can trauma dump on. I want to shit my depression on someone so hard it hurts then as much as me. 100
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 21/06/2024I’m a man of simple needs, all I want is good design of Nyx I can get a tattoo of. 100
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 01/04/2024I’m only nihilistic because I don’t have a goth gf. 000
Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 17/03/2024You ever just sit on a bench at 1AM and just wonder why for 40 minutes… 140