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Knife Bird 2000

@adeuxm.bsky.social
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my few joys in life is finding a band with a maximum of 20,000 plays on their most listened to song.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Me playing the red alert 2 expansion: “Where are the lesbians?”
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My indifference to internet drama is what keeps me alive.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The church near me intermittently ringing its bells for the past 3 hours is the reason I know god doesn’t exist.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Wake up at 4am “They should call gocks glocks because they shoot cum”. Fall asleep.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Love the 2 minute meltdown Bumble has trying to find a ‘potential match’ when I open it.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
There needs to be a rhythm game called Wildly Beating Off.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I miss enjoying things
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
With the new Tomb Raider coming out in 2026, will Lara top Tifa in the Pornhub award for the Most Searched for Video Game Character.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I’m going to try that whiskey only diet, did you see how thin Trevor Moore got?
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Just doing my favourite past time of sitting on the toilet at work.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
That time of the year to share my favourite Christmas song youtu.be/gX90p3Q1I9g?...
youtu.be
Reviewbrah but it’s a Midwest Emo intro
YouTube video by MagicBeachMusic
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Looking at NSFW posts whilst working because I’m on a death wish (my job is school bus driver).
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I'm sorry but it's been stuck in my head for hours and I need to get it out to the world.
The handshake meme templete, one arm labelled Radiohead and the other Melinoë (from Hades 2). The tect over the handshake says I'm Not Living, I'm Just Killing Time.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The Discover feed is just news of USA shitting itself. Again. 🥱
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Also answering phone calls is for bitches. I don’t make the rules.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I know it may be a bit cheesy but lying down on a public bench at 4am and staring at the stars is one of my favourite past times. (A shit camera doesn’t really help but I get to see the beauty).
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
You know you're in a bad spot when you eat a really nice burger but can't finish it all.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I know i haven’t said much recently. But I’m learning to cry to make up for it.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I hope Bluesky stops showing so much American Politics in my discover feed. I have no respect for it and find it rather redundant compared to the shitposts I wish to drown my EU brain in.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Maybe people who take copious amounts of drugs are onto something.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I’m not sure if it’s the alcohol. The rain. The sad music. Or my being. But the vibes are very melancholic at the moment.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I thought Spotify called me a twink, which was bold after they called me a skateboarding horse.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Bluesky struggling now I muted American politics.
A screenshot of the Bluesky Discover feed, showing an error saying “This feed is empty!”
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Taking the bold move of blocking the word Trump.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Some people use fancy Greek words. I use NOFX. youtu.be/MU1aD0xbNOw?...
youtu.be
Idiots Are Taking Over
YouTube video by NOFX - Topic
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Americans not done any favours in changing the rest of the world’s perception of them.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Really enjoying the recent influx of artists. My feed is just a bunch of cool art now and I couldn’t ask for more.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
I’ve spent a hot minute thinking and cried realising what I am. Where I am. And what everything I do is for.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Do people know where I can trauma dump on. I want to shit my depression on someone so hard it hurts then as much as me.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
I’m a man of simple needs, all I want is good design of Nyx I can get a tattoo of.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
I’m only nihilistic because I don’t have a goth gf.
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Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
You ever just sit on a bench at 1AM and just wonder why for 40 minutes…
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