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Ad Choad

@adchoad.bsky.social
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MHP // fat dude // disabled // lapsed Southerner // currently in ✶✶✶✶ // gay as all get-out // you better f'n believe I support trans folks

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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I could tolerate wearing any kind of wig and/or makeup, I'd totally be Harold Howard for Halloween.
Harold Howard looking woofy in Teen Wolf.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm feeling pretty accomplished this week. - I took on two big work tasks at the last minute and they turned out well. - I've had some intense but fruitful sessions with clients. - I feel like I've had some breakthroughs in understanding myself as a person and a clinician. So, you get a pic 😘
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The sword-and-sandals movie wasn't bad, and I thought it was an interesting choice to make Charybdis cunty.
Charybdussy. Periodt.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm gay and (le) tired.
A tired and gay man ga(y)zes at the viewer tiredly.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I mean...
Two people in a TV kitchen. One of them *obviously* wants their lemon squeezed.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It's your time.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hiding out amongst all of the MCM posts.
Me, but in black and white.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Monochrome Videodrome.
Bearded fat man in pool.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I warned y'all.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you need me, I plan to be doing this for the next 48-72 hours...
Me, being slowly boiled alive in a hot tub.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Also, I swear this dude was at the show.
Magnus Carlsson's Robin from the Paranoid Android video.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It was a really good show, though.
Model/Actriz, Thalia Hall, Chicago, IL 04/25/2026
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
An evening in two photos:
A graffito of a cat smoking a cigarette. The text underneath reads FAGCAT.Cole Haden of Model/Actriz in a theater box at Thalia Hall, dressed like a (fag)cat.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
🌮🍖
This image is a "selfie" of a bearded man in glasses. His denim shirt is partially open. His chest hair is on display like he's some sort of "he-whore."
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Saw the Firelei Báez exhibit at the MCA yesterday. It was really good.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Happy Easter, I guess?
A visibly tired, bearded man faces the camera at a less-than-flattering angle. The blades of the ceiling fan above his head give the suggestion of rabbit ears. His chest hair looks pretty nice.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I know it's meant to be a portmanteau of "charm" and "camera," but I keep reading it as "chimera."
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I think the DayQuil is affecting me...
A portrait of a bearded white man wearing a cardigan. Something seems different, though you can't quite be sure what it is.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Someone said I should post more.
Me, a bearded white guy, damp from a shower, standing in front of a clear shower curtain that probably needs to be cleaned.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The accuracy... 😆
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Is making comedic slide show presentations using the master's tools?
A liberationist clown ponders patriarchal, racist, and capitalist structures
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I'm experimenting with earth tones. Not totally sold.
A bearded man in a fair isle sweater vest in earthy tones makes a weird face at the viewer, as if to express doubt.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Proof of haircut.
A bearded man displaying his hair which was recently cut.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Fresh haircut! (Not pictured: haircut)
A bearded man in a heavy coat, scarf, and knitted hat stands in -2°F weather. He insists that he's just had his hair cut. It is impossible to know for certain if he is lying.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This felt like a sign.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Let 2026 be the Year It Happens.
A large, metal bowl overflowing with uncooked collards. Traditionally, collards are eaten on New Year's Day, along with black-eyed peas and cornbread, to ensure wealth and good luck in the coming year.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Seasons Greetings! Thank you for the gift of 🌽 , fun art, and silly jokes.
Our Midsommar in December tree.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Hi. My hand looks dry.
Me, resplendent in garnet, waving to the camera while lounging. My chest hair is exposed in an arguably tasteful fashion.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
OK, I think that's enough...
A picture of several inches of snow accumulated on a parapet. Not pictured: me, groaning.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Anyway, cast your gaze upon this: my imperfect vessel.
Fat, mustachioed white person looks down on the viewer (literally).
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I've spent most of the past five hours cooking, baking, cleaning, or doing laundry. I am allowing myself exactly ten minutes to soak in the tub before company arrives.
A bearded man sits in what is presumably a bathtub, looking tired.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I'm about to start spamming y'all's posts...
Screengrab from Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake. It shows an elderly person with the text [clicks tongue] Fix that hole, girl.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Congratulations! They published the novelization of your Bluesky account!
An photograph of the cover of the book "My Attainment of the Pole" by Dr. Frederick A. Cook.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Tag yourself. I'm the guy dissociating on the couch.
A photograph of The Bezique Game (La partie de Bésigue), an 1880 oil-on-canvas painting by the French impressionist artist Gustave Caillebotte (1848–1894).
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Paying the selfie tax so people will tolerate my other posts.
Me, seated at a desk, not knowing what to do with my face.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Here is a perfect example of actual, literal persecution versus perceived persecution. (And that is assuming that the coffee cup incident even happened.)
Two headlines from Block Club Chicago: "Federal Agents Tear Gas, Detain Protesters Outside Broadview ICE Facility" and "Chicago Starbucks Worker Did Not Write ‘Loser’ On Order Honoring Charlie Kirk, Company Says"
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Magic 8 Ball reading "BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW"
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
SASA LELE
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
Aughra, serving c_nt...
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Actually, let's make it a double feature.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Time to watch this again...
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I basically... quadruple-booked myself this morning? But, somehow, I survived. Here's a tired selfie as proof.
A picture of me from the POV of the sandwich wrap I am about to F up.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I really could not have asked for more from the Kim Deal show tonight 🧡
Kim Deal onstage at Thalia Hall in Chicago.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Feliz cumpleaños sólo a los chicos mas grandes.
My handsome husband, looking big, watched over by el matador chonky.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I'm so wet.
A picture of me, resplendent in red plastic, looking damp. In the background, a fellow tourist points dramatically towards what I can only assume is the future.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Niagara+🍄+🎆=
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
We've Always Been Here: Yee-haw Edition
Title: [Cowboy, with beaded awl case, boots with spurs, knife and revolver] Creator: Unknown Date: ca. 1868-1870 Part Of: Lawrence T. Jones III Texas photography collection Notes: (revised description) Cowboy with Southern Plains Indian (either Kiowa or Comanche) beaded awl case, boots with spurs, knife and revolver. Thermoplastic case with scroll motif.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
A: Ancient shit posting? Yes. B: This quote could also be from any leather bar on any given weekend.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
A poster of the cover of Somewhere in Time, the sixth studio album by English heavy metal band Iron Maiden. It features Eddie as a cyborg. 11-yo me thought this poster was hard as fuck.
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Ad Choad @adchoad.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I woke up and said ...GAYER.
Some ol' white dude with a mustache, kerchief, and patterned shirt. He obviously doesn't know what to do with his face.
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