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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Tickets went on sale at 12.00pm. I clicked "Join the queue" as 12.00pm ticked over. How are there nearly half a million people already ahead of me?!

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Watching TOTP at the in-laws- this is a glorious episode.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Guess who I’m off to see tonight…?

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

After three and a half years of living in this house, I finally got round to an important task.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Spent yesterday doing some culture at the Rest Is History festival. Classy.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Why is Micah dressed like David from Schitt’s Creek?

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Joe Hart looks like a pez dispenser.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Small detail - just noticed that the NZ shirts mention both Ireland and England, which means they’ve used the same shirts for both series. Thrifty.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Benjamin Bunny, teaching kids that incest is fine since 1904.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Sponsorship alert... At the end of this month I'm going on a little walk, and attempting to complete the Five Peaks Challenge: hiking up every one of the highest peaks in Scotland, England, Wales, Ireland, and Northern Ireland, all within 48 hours.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

The Streets last night were EPIC. Never thought I’d get to see a full run-through of A Grand Don’t Come For Free.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Was Bob Ross… … … …hot?

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Happy one day Champions League Final anniversary to all who celebrate it.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Why don’t they make movies like Smokey and the Bandit anymore?!

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

£4.40. There’s only one thing that ‘a small enough to fit in my hand that’s worth that much, and it shouldn’t be available for sale or rent in Gail’s.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Ha! Yeah, the tiles are classic black and white so they go with the rest of the room.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Today I learned not to mix 20kg of tile adhesive if you’re not able to finish the entire tiling job in under 20 minutes.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Looks like my wildflower garden is starting to come through in year two.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Was out in Walthamstow watching an Iain Stirling comedy recording, and my brother just sent me a photo of me that he was sent by a random person. I really need to work on my posture.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Next is this collection of absolute BANGERS. Fair play, ABBA.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Listening to some charity shop finds today - first up some early Beatles.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Should last me for at least a few days.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Shifted this lot from behind my house to in the garden and then stacked it properly, and STILL haven’t got the body of Brad Pitt in Fight Club. This is some bullshit.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Pressure washing the garden on Easter Sunday. It’s what the baby Jesus would’ve wanted.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

A colleague said that she liked my trainers today, and I don’t think I’ve ever felt happier. Watch out for your compliments, people; those of us who don’t get many will remember that shit forever.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Bloody hell, this is exciting.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Happy with that for a first try.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Every now and then the kids and I choose a country and go full #NoSuchThingAsAFish by coming up with loads of facts about it while I serve up a themed three course meal. Tonight is Australia, so I’m prepping the pavlova. Any good Australia facts I can tell them?

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Opened my bedroom door this morning to discover my daughter had decided to reorganise her room and have a clearout. Great.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I’m reliably informed by someone who knows a LOT more than me about colour theory that deep red isn’t the best colour for a bedroom, so we’re now choosing between these instead. Any preferences?

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

If someone doesn’t remake Porridge but set in this prison instead then we’re missing a trick.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

£4.69 for a single sausage roll?! We used to be a country. A great country.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Some prick smashed into my car at some point while it was parked, then drove off without leaving details. And as there's nobody else to claim from, my insurance company are now saying it'll go down as me being at fault. Bastards.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

So glad I’m not on gas and instead my house uses oil. The whole gas container - which heats two houses - cost me £600 in August and I’ve still got over half left. I’ve no idea how people afford to heat their homes on gas these days.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I finished at 3.30am. My kids woke up at 5.30am. I’m already looking forward to my afternoon nap on the sofa.

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Nearly forgot to put the missletoad out. How will people kiss at Christmas if there’s no missletoad to kiss under?!

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Swiped Out @adatingdad.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

My gf is veggie, but thank fuck she’s not militant about it…

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