Adam @adamwhitley.com · 26/09/2026I don’t really game as much as I used to. I can still murder a Kaizo Mario level, though. 110
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 28/03/2026March Madness? And that’s just the Republicans. *audience laughs at gunpoint* 010
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 09/02/2026This piece of shit has the audacity to colonize Puerto Rico and then call a native Puerto Rican a “fake American citizen”. 020
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 12/07/2025#LastFourWatched All I want to talk about is how good Gene Hackman is in The Conversation. 050
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 10/06/2025If you see this, quote this post with a movie from the year you were born. 021
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 28/05/2025That’s what I was thinking of: Marge from the Don Hertzfeldt Simpsons couch gag 030
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 03/05/2025The very fact that there are jobs where the pay can be slashed in half and the guy doesn’t immediately quit means there are people who make way too much money. 010
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 21/02/2025Your outie once committed an act of online vandalism that became international news 000
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 24/01/2025Just got back from a weeklong trip to Mexico! Did I miss anything? 110
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 04/12/2024Spotify Wrapped was pretty unsurprising. Ever since @blushingband.bsky.social and @infantisland.bsky.social dropped their albums, it was all over. 131
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 14/11/2024When people talk about a Bluesky starter pack, this IS what they’re talking about, right? 010
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 11/11/2024Talked about the movie The Stalker by Tarkovsky in therapy today. If I’m going to be moving from Twitter to Bluesky, y’all need to be aware of how insufferable I am. 010
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 04/06/2023Bought this from an elderly German ceramicist at an art fair. It’s my favorite. 1200
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 04/06/2023So, turns out Matt is one of the nicest humans and his solo work is like if Springsteen was singing about astronauts when he wrote Nebraska. Catch him on this tour if you can! 000
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 03/06/2023Also here’s her siblings Dexter (who is a grumpy old man) and Olive (who is… broken) 020
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 03/06/2023I hope so. I just jarred some grilled salsa verde and I need to brag somewhere. 020
Adam @adamwhitley.com · 03/06/2023One of my proudest accomplishments as a parent is that my son is a Flaming Lips fan. For his first concert, I took him to see the Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots 20th anniversary tour and it was probably the coolest concert I’ve been to. 000
