Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 2hIf you had told me yesterday I would wake up to watch a show with 50 talking uncircumcised penis’ I would have thought you crazy yet here we are. 010
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 20hFinally found my massage gun, was in the very first place I had looked the other day only I forgot it was in a plain brown box 🙄 010
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Turns out when you wake up every morning 5-6 hours before you start work there is plenty of time for activities 040
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today we are playing the game of where oh where could my massage gun be 011
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wakes up at 4:30am My body “you should go back the sleep for 90 minutes” My brain “no, let’s watch sovereign citizens get arrested instead” 010
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There is no one that looks less like you expect them to to look than Danny Elfman 020
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Had to work late but still managed to get some studio time in 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Growing older is going from preferring Goo Goo Dolls when they were a thrash metal band to belting out Iris for the world to hear 001
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Couldn’t decide on what comfort meal for Sunday dinner and just went with elements from all 3 Meatloaf, ceaser salad, garlic bread and apple pie 030
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Treating the true queen of the north like a real queen and we are off to get her pawdicure 010
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Well the back strain is definitely feeling better since going from sitting or laying to standing is no longer such a production. There is always a but…I think there are some muscle problems as well since it’s down into my left hip and groin now. Probably from the over compensation the last 2 days 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well my back has decided it’s not ready to play nice so I guess I may actually listen to the Doc this time and it’s nothing but guido workouts for awhile 220
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Whenever I get the scam call about visa fraud or anything else I always press 1 to speak with them, great them pleasantly and then tell them to fuck off. Brings me joy to think they think they have the hook set and then picture the pain in their eyes when they don’t 110
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026An appointment forced me to be in evening rush hour on the 102 (which I would have thought would be mostly clear at 6). It’s been many years since I have done this and you all have become even more shit drivers. 011
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My backyard, not small. My grass, not short. The husky, the true queen of the north, spotted, sprinted, pounced and killed a mole from the other side of the yard thus satisfying her blood lust for another day. 140
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026While enjoying my tuna melts last night all I could hear was… “bring me my tuna and cheese” “That’s my white mama” 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sometimes you have to paint something that really tied the room together 020
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I would date someone just for their Costco membership 130
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t drink, I don’t drug, i workout and i eat healthy meals but refuse to ever give up my evening cereal 161
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have a hankering for tuna melts which is weird since I don’t usually eat bread, cheese or canned tuna yet here I am wanting all 3 right now. 150
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Whole chickens seems like something Sobeys shouldn’t be out of 8am 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 20/09/20262 fat pheasants sitting in the middle of the yard. They can barely get away from the husky if she has to travel the full yard. I was selfish and decided against cleaning corpses over allowing the true queen of the north satisfying her blood lust. 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kitchen bad luck continues. Was doing the final defrost of my chicken in cold water and had just grabbed a random bowl off the counter and turns out the bag had a hole in it so my chicken defrosted in dirty water. Back to the freezer it goes until green bin day 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think Stephen Wilson Jr has now taken the top spot from Johnny Cash of making a cover song yours 001
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I bought some local peaches from the market today so for the remainder of the day I will be fighting urges to post videos of me eating peaches in unnecessarily suggestive ways 040
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Turns out I ruined the customer service reps whole day cause they had to count it instead of just trusting my count 010
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Saturday proof of life before errand running. As the self appointed #Plaiddy of this place I declare it the official start of flannel season 050
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think I will be replacing my soda stream co2 the old fashion way today 130
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Canceled event with no explanation, vendors in Halifax not getting paid, I am guessing that’s the last we see of the great outdoor comedy fest 100
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Last weekend I did my grocery shopping at a different store and they didn’t carry my brand of cereal. Too lazy to make a 2nd stop I purchased a different cereal and it’s basically ruined my whole week. I am also too cheap to go buy my cereal until this is gone 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 18/09/202630 years ago an obsession was born. I had heard and was aware of Social Distortion before this but this is when I stood up and payed attention 030
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I understand why companies just FUNKO the shit out of everything cause $ and all but why not use FUNKO as the warning instead of the model? You are taking fun stuff like popcorn buckets and now every chain makes several different ones and you have $100 popcorn buckets. 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Dear weather gods, I could use a little more autumn conditions over spring, I am getting sick of muddy husky prints in the house 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lanterns just gets better every episode but I a feel a slide coming on 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s not often I fuck up in the kitchen but yesterday’s meal prep is not edible. 210
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I would say one of the best decisions I ever made in my life was giving up watching sports 010
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mini meal prep to get me through a couple days. Slow cooker chicken and tomatoes Sticky rice and vegetables cooked in no salt added chicken broth 101
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If I could pick a single movie scene to never see again it would be the curb stomp in American History X. I can still hear and feel the sound of teeth on concrete. Honorable mention goes to SAW 2 and the pit of needles 330
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I would say after 50/50 dealing with idiots and decent buyers the flannel collection has now officially been reduced from 48 to 10 140
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Short week + entering the US political season made for an insane work week. I burned completely out and have accomplished nothing thus far today. Going to spend the evening sketching to get back on pace having some new pieces to look at. Chores, yard work and meal prep can return tomorrow. 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Going to do the October horror watch a little different this year. Usually it’s meticulously planned but this year I am going to wing it and only watch movies available for free on Tubi 020
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If the doctor ever gave me 23 minutes left to live I already know what I would do with itstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott's Zero Dollar Salary RantALT: Michael Scott's Zero Dollar Salary Rant 000
Adam Watts @adamwatts.bsky.social · 08/09/202620 minutes into my work day and already over a day behind on meeting deadlines 000
