Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I bought this Land Before Time cel and it's crazy how much detail is lost with what's available to stream online :( 1599764
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The key is to poop with enough force that it tears the hemorrhoid off 2100
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thanks for dinner. I've never seen potatoes cooked like that before. 113194
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thorgy was so correct when she called P!nk a "bad seed on this earth" 1463259
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Also they love to take loud phone calls while they're emptying toxic waste from their prolapsing assholes 103721
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Airport bathrooms are insane because it really sounds like dudes have been saving up their shit for WEEKS and barely made it to the toilet in time 1667620
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The bars in the game are clearly semi-translucent, like a popsicle. Ice cream bars are opaque because they’re ice cream. 3110
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It always bothered me that they called this sea salt ice cream when it’s clearly a popsicle and not creamy at all 1654632
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 07/08/2026We went to Margaritaville for lunch and during the meal a guy comes over to take our photo. He's like "we'll give you a free postcard." He comes back with a photo that's been run through AI to make us all wear Margaritaville shirts and hats. And then tries to sell us framed copies for $20. 2246313
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Eli Roth being the first director to fully embrace genAI was absolutely on my bingo card 1249243
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/08/2026When I was 12 I played the Tin Man in a local production of The Wizard of Oz. In one scene I accidentally called Dorothy "Dordy" and everyone in the audience laughed. I hope every one of them is dead now 1896342
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stay up past my bedtime and look at the internet 131553393
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Sometimes when I get invaded I just sit down and wait to die 1239117
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Battle Chasers kicked off a whole genre and couldn’t even finish their own story arc 120
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I’m reading about his controversies now. I wonder if he still has that Porsche. 020
