Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026To show people the obvious limitations of AI, I have it come up with 100 New Yorker cartoon ideas. They are very bad and often nonsensical, but this one time it did stumble on one that while not great, does work. 110
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Finally found the first genuinely good bit of journalism about AI in creative fields (in this case music). This podcast is great. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l... Because he is a musician he actually understands where AI’s strengths and weaknesses arepodcasts.apple.comLight BoxMusic Commentary Podcast · Weekly Series · Mark Henry Phillips has spent twenty years making music for a living. Then one night he typed a few words into an AI music generator and it did his job bette... 100
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“So…what exactly is a computer?” - King Charles www.nytimes.com/2026/09/17/b...nytimes.comKing Charles Meets With A.I. Executives About Safety RisksThe gathering in Scotland brought together industry leaders amid a growing debate about the safety risks of unchecked artificial intelligence. 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I hear in the new Harry Potter tv show, in every scene one character looks dead into the camera and says “Isn’t it weird we’re doing this?” 011
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s the one year anniversary of me installing TikTok for five minutes and then uninstalling TikTok 010
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I will not rest until we get a fully feathered T-Rex in a movie. I’m talking a 2-story tall chicken wreaking havoc on scientists who dared mettle with nature. 020
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Someone out there is the best tambourine player in the world and they don’t even know it. It’s possible they’ve never even played the tambourine either. 010
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 24/07/2026It’s probably not a great sign that melty smiley face is one of my most used emojis. 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I love when an account’s bio tells you how many more followers they have on a different service. Big “I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada and she’s really hot” energy. 110
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Is The Odyssey any good? Let’s check in with the world’s biggest fucking crybaby losers. 110
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s kinda cool that Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell each got to experience the other’s death. 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I got into public art because I have a passion for making things that people want to touch and climb but are not allowed to. 030
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Being a parent means being dismayed but not surprised by your child’s behavior. 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Why the hell hasn’t anyone written an article on the success of Backrooms and Obsession? 010
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026“Look at what I made! It’s so big! Look how big it is. I did good job making big. Are you looking? You need to look! It’s so big. I made it really big. Look at the big thing I made that is big!” - My son showing me something he made out of cardboard, and Christopher Nolan showing off an IMAX print. 020
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Love a dishwasher at an Airbnb because there are no rules. Everything is dishwasher safe. Nonstick pans, knives, wooden spoons, get in there it’s time to sauna. 030
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 03/04/2026As far as I can tell Josh Horowitz’s job is to appear in videos shown to me against my will and be…fine? Not good, not bad, just there. You wouldn’t invite him to your party but if he showed up you wouldn’t be mad, and now that I think about it more people could stand to be like Josh Horowitz. 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The list of movies that would be a lot better if they didn’t have a big movie star as the lead, but also wouldn’t have been made if they didn’t have a big movie star in the lead, is expanding rapidly. 120
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Taylor Swift’s Blank Space sounds a lot like Shaggy’s It Wasn’t Me, which led to a very confusing moment for me at a kid’s birthday karaoke party. 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 20/03/2026It’s unlikely I’ll ever become successful enough that people will comment fire emojis on my posts in hope of currying my favor 200
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I don’t think it’s great that society is built in such a way where it’s common for grownups to have dreams that they’re still in school but haven’t gone to any of their classes and the final is today and they’re going to fail. 020
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Netflix plans to buy Warner Brothers. Me: Noooo, someone please stop it Someone stops it Me: Noooo, Netflix please buy it 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Historians would kill to know what the individual thoughts and concerns of regular people were throughout history. But social media gives us that ability now and most people are unintelligent and uninformed while also being better educated than the average person in almost any other time in history 110
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I don’t know why people think they don’t have to pick their dog’s poop off the sidewalk if it happens to be on top of snow, but I’m sure Malcom Gladwell could stretch the explanation out to full book length in Snow Turds: How Unusual Circumstances Create Unreasonable Behaviors 030
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 06/02/2026When I post same joke here and on Threads, it’ll get 2 likes here and 300 likes on Threads, and neither is satisfying but in different ways. 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 05/02/2026You must keep the conversation going. The algorithm demands the conversation keeps going. The algorithm promises likes and shares beyond your wildest dreams if you keep the conversation going.The algorithm says that if the conversation ends, you end. 010
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 05/02/2026To tell how fancy a Mexican restaurant is, simply take the price of their guacamole and divide it by the number of chips they give you. Tonight, my restaurant was a 9. 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Feeding all of Epstein’s emails into a large language model to create the world’s worst AI Financier Agent. 021
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I couldn’t tell you if Dead Man’s Wire was a good movie because about 5 minutes into it Al Pacino says he only eats his burritos cut into thirds and for the next hour and a half all I could think about was Pacino trying to eat that center third cut. 060
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Snow was invented by the CIA to track where dogs pee 022
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The level of sibling rivalry we’re currently dealing with is my 6 year-old melting down because his younger brother saw dog poop and he didn’t. 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Everyone’s idea for fixing the internet boils down to bringing back something from when they liked the internet, which is myopic and naive, except when it’s my idea of bringing back GeoCities 021
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026If anyone in Brooklyn needs the snow outside their apartment kicked and stomped, my 6 year-old would love to do it while I tell him that we are late for school and need to keep going. 040
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Calling ICE fascist doesn’t bother them, because they agree. I hate to say this, but if you really want to get under their skin you’ll have to use AI to make realistic and graphic videos of them sucking each other off. 020
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The first person to kill an ICE agent is going to have a hell of a GoFundMe 030
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I don’t love how my kids show more respect for a timer going off on my phone than me saying it’s time to go. 120
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 17/01/20262016 was when I noticed the trend starting of people online blaming all the very bad things that happened on the year itself, so it’s a little disconcerting to see all the people posting their photos from 2016 full of nostalgia. 030
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 16/01/2026If Alamo Drafthouse is going to make people use their phones to order food during the movie, the least they could do is let us use Seamless so we can get food that’s actually good. 110
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Scooping Ben & Jerry’s from a pint into a bowl like it’s Benjamin and Gerald’s 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Who would win? Marty Supreme, Forrest Gump, or the velociraptor from Jurassic Park? 000
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I’m old enough to remember when a politician wearing a hat that makes them look like a little kid was enough to end their career. 060
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Congratulations to the English man who consistently shows up on British panel shows despite being objectively unfunny, you are now my second least favorite Jonathan Ross 030
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Going through withdrawal from knowing what the dumbest people on Earth think after uninstalling Threads. 040
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 07/01/2026What Marty Supreme really nails about ping pong is that the trick to getting better is to not practice and get into a lot of life threatening hijinks. 130
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 06/01/2026While an unimpeachably hilarious joke about U2, now that my son is in kindergarten I’m beginning to discover some unintended consequences about teaching him that after three comes fourteen. 010
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 04/01/2026When my toddler needs help in the bathroom but also wants privacy 010
Adam Sacks @adamsacks.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I don’t care who this pisses off, there are only three genders: Coke, Diet Coke, and Coke Zero. 010
