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AR Wolff

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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
F'ing hippies!
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is what crippling insecurity looks like in a suit.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ah, we're back to "he didn't really mean that."
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That's only because they were.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
... idiots who don't read comic books or even watch TV, apparently.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Weren't these people PRO First Amendment at one point?
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Are these ... compound nouns?
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
2028 GOP primary brought to you by Maybelline.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The real miracle: there literally would be no humanity without cooking.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lots of stains on that individual - and you don't want to know where they came from.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why can't ostensibly capitalist countries (within and beyond the Americas) just open their markets to each other? Why do we not live what we say we believe?
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Did he, at least, say, "Whoopsie?"
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You can't understand the history of Western Europeans and their literature in the Americas without understanding that people disagree about religion. And you can't understand the broader history of America without understanding that it ain't all "Christian."
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
... or, "elderly millionaires exploit young woman's talent to stay on the nostalgia gravy train." (And I say that with love.)
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Meh. Maybe I'll care when they start pushing ads to Hondas and GMs.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I often fear that being an anti-Constantinian Christian -- actually I prefer Yeshu-follower -- makes me sound like an apologist. Christians suck; some of us are trying not to.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Past Presidents can return to Congress.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The scare quotes of plausible deniability. (We tried to tell you people these were mediocre hires. Why didn't you listen?)
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Grammar aside, portraying oneself as an out-of-touch rich douchebag in contrast to regular, working people is a delicious self-own.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They're convinced that USAID, Head Start and affirmative action are "The Empire."
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Project manager: Professor Harold Hill. (Snap up those shares, kids, before they're all gone!)
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Frank cruising around mid-day traffic in the Battle Van was pretty amusing.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We're ALWAYS about to be dust and ashes. Dust and ashes are always about to be us.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I see what you did there.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
First law of motion.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
... and she came out 10x as dangerous.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We could use another leader like Ike. I wonder where she is.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He apparently also thinks it's some kind of flex to "not know who" Alan Ritchson is???
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Genius geniusing.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Why is the SecDef so fascinated with balls?
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well why would they pump if they weren't going to dump?
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A most blessed and meaningful Cameron Poe's Daughter's Birthday to all who celebrate.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not sure I understand the point of the contrast. Barack was always cool and Donnie was always a douchebag?
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The one universal role of civilization is, you don't f--- with anybody's kids. The scumbag who did this should have all his teeth knocked out.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Possibly the most ironic statement in the history of politics. Nixon ruined our faith in institutions and created our current environment of malignant political pessimism. And Vance loves it.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Aren't you supposed to be demonstrating why journalism is important?
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
In my experience, women have a higher EQ and greater prosocial inclination than men, but there are always outliers to the average.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Enough with the arms race. It's time for every State to adopt proportional representation.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Big day for the Give America Cancer Again ("GACA") movement.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
* if you can find them.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Anything, anywhere, as long as it's legal.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
and what about the nation's Sad Piano Players?
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The mnemonic we didn't know we needed.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
For those keeping score at home, also the civilization that killed Jesus.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Every time I see “TP USA:”
Bevis as “Cornholio”
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
There’s an anti-trans woman whose last name is “male-man?”
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Money doesn’t change you; it reveals you.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A tale as old as Faust.
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
But do the populists care what real, intellectually honest, academic conservatives say?
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AR Wolff @adamrwolff.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Heard and agreed. I just meant that I already know the moral of the story. But The Jungle is an actual piece of literary art far more worthy of someone’s time than that crap movie.
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