It’s Wednesday. There are 34 days until the midterm elections. Even Paxton hates Trump, the senator from Missouri makes an ass of himself and Trump tells Big Tech to run wild.

It’s Tuesday. There are 35 days until the midterm elections. Trump gets desperate in Iowa, Mike Little Johnson’s campaign promise and Jack Smith speaks.

It’s Monday. There are 36 days until the midterm elections. Paying for Trump’s ads, more U.S. casualties in the Middle East and CNN begs to get back in the White House.

Split government is the only chance we have left to check Trump

Happy Friday. There are 39 days until the midterm elections. Republicans endorse Trump’s Iran War, Mike Rogers is a goddamn liar and the rich and powerful celebrate a dictator.

It’s Thursday. There are 40 days until the midterm elections. Pete Hegsuck drives sailors to desperation, Couch Boy is a leaker and rolling out the red carpet for Red China.

It’s Wednesday. There are 41 days until the midterm elections. Trump’s fire hazard ballroom, Fox News hires a new sleazebag and the media take Trump to court.

It’s Tuesday. There are 42 days until the midterm elections. CNN falls to MAGA, Dubya rides for Trump and Republicans run from Iran.

Sam loses his sh*t at sellout Dems, we wonder what the WH press are good for and we say thank you to the real Americans who are actually fighting!

It’s Monday. There are 43 days until the midterm elections and early voting is underway. ICE shoots a DoorDasher, the punked press sue the president and Trump’s war flip-flop.

Happy Friday. There are 46 days until the midterm elections. More pain at the pump, a Florida Republican runs from Trump and Epstein’s survivors get another chance at justice.

It’s Thursday. There are 47 days until the midterm elections. Kamala hits the trail, House Republicans make a run for it and Trump is a war criminal.

We’re raging against the machine, cheering on our Senate candidates and talking music and movies!

It’s Wednesday. There are 48 days until the midterm elections. 60 Minutes sucks wind, Trump kills (the) Kennedy (Center) and America finds another $3 billion for bombs.

It’s Tuesday. There are 49 days until the midterm election. House Dems put Junior on notice, SCOTUS doesn’t totally screw us and NFL owners decide who we get to hear in Trump’s America.

It’s Monday. There are 50(!) days until the midterm elections. Don Junior needs to go to prison, Mike Little Johnson is a big creep and the EPA is going to kill us all.

Happy Friday. There are 53 days until the midterm elections. Couch Boy is a racist creep, the death of American newspapers and remembering 9/11 25 years later.

It’s Thursday. There are 54 days until the midterm elections. We really hate that Pennsylvania senator, Trump didn’t stop inflation and the desperate dirtbag president tries to bribe America.

We’re condemning hate, welcoming football season, making fun of Trump’s hair and convention and begging the media to stand up for themselves.

It’s Wednesday. There are 55 days until the midterm elections. Oil hits $100 a barrel, the president of the United States LIES about Sept. 11 and some crazy crap is going down in Missouri.

It’s Tuesday. There are 56 days until the midterm elections. Lock up Lewandowski, the president behind your pain at the pump and Putin punks Trump… again.

We’re thanking everyone who gave us this holiday, we’re cussing out the press and we’re still talking about 9 to 5

It’s Monday. Happy Labor Day. There are 57 days until the midterm elections. Ugly in Ohio, Elon cheers his fellow nazis and the president of the United States is a deranged moron.

Happy Friday. There are 60 days until the midterm elections. The House takes another Epstein vacation, Fox solves a problem like Maria and a shocker in Missouri.

It’s Thursday. There are 61 days until the midterm elections. What Republicans taught us about court expansion yesterday, we ride with Raskin and wondering why the media don’t care about Elon.

It’s Wednesday. There are 62 days until the midterms. Betrayal in the House, laughing at the Trump convention and Mike Little Johson is losing it.

It’s Tuesday. There are 63 days until the midterm elections. CBS goes full racist, Republicans are the data center party and Trump’s cheating plans come into view.

It’s Monday. There are 64 days until the midterm elections. Pentagon Pete’s paid propagandists, Trump’s running out of time in Iran and Clyburn says it’s time to fix the court.

We go down memory lane, we make fun of Lake America, we talk about the need for Dems to come together and we talk about how much we’re gonna miss Dolly Parton.

Happy Friday. There are 67 days until the midterm elections. Trump helps Talarico, Canada takes America’s smarties and this nation should be ashamed for what it’s doing to Haitians.

It’s Thursday. There are 68 days until the midterm elections. Brainworm dude is a liar, Trump take toilet paper… again and AOC makes a move.

It’s Wednesday. There are 69 (nice) days until the midterms. Hegseth broke the military, Republicans run from Trump and a few words about an American angel.

It’s Tuesday. There are 70 days until the midterm elections. Hakeem (and we) hear the anger, SCOTUS scares us and the Statue of Liberty is a lie now.

It’s Monday. There are 71 days until the midterms. Celebrating Ukraine’s independence, some hard questions for Hakeem and Trump starts another stupid war.

The guys are finally back and they’re talking party unity, Gamecocks, travels with Natalie and lessons learned.

It’s Thursday. There are 75 days until the midterm elections. Wondering who is running the Pentagon, Trump remodels as the debt hits $40 trillion and marking six months of a really stupid war.

It’s Wednesday. There are 76 days until the midterm elections. Blue has a good night in Florida, Republicans learn to fear data centers and Trump has lost the juice.

It’s Tuesday. There are 77 days until the midterm elections. Mickey Mouse takes on the FCC, the president commits voter fraud and Jon Ossoff touches a nerve.

It’s Monday. There are 78 days until the midterm elections. E. Jean beats Trump again, the president loses the Korean War and so much for supporting the troops.

It’s Thursday. There are 82 days until the midterms. Trump spends your money to destroy the White House, Dick Cheney’s doc wants answers on a sick bastard and Zohran puts up a big number.

It’s Wednesday. There are 83 days until the midterm elections. Couch Boy asks Zelensky for a favor, an upset in Wisconsin and Trump tortures the Navy.

It’s Tuesday. There are 84 days until the midterm elections. Trump is gonna kill kids, Iran owns the Strait now and the president loves his abusers.

It’s Monday. There are 85 days until the midterm elections. Democrats get Davey’s back, food ain’t safe no more and Bibi embarrasses Trump… again.

Happy Friday. There are 88 days until the midterm elections. Todd Blanche might be in trouble, the Trump economy is trash and Democrats roll… in Tennessee.

We’re talking Michigan madness, we’re talking Weekend at Mitch’s, we’re talking how much we (and pollsters) miss landlines and welcome back, Coach Lasso.

It’s Thursday. There are 89 days until the midterm elections. Hegseth fails at war, AIPAC ain’t done in Michigan and how much you’re paying for Trump’s cruelty.

It’s Wednesday. There are 90 days until the midterm election. Bari Weiss covers for Epstein, Republicans stand by another abuser and a nailbiter in Michigan.

It’s Tuesday. There are 91 days until the midterm elections. Donorhea kills two, the Michigan primary mercifully comes to an end and Republicans are creeps.

It’s Monday. There are 92 days until the midterm elections. The pool guy walks, Republicans cave on the Epstein guy and Max Miller is human garbage.

Max Miller exposes himself.