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hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hangman Adam Page bloop:

tomorrow i will be on pwtees live thing autographing items for auction, including the fire britches. my part of the money (jef make sure its a good percent, do not take me for a fool) will go to@cleanaircatf.bsky.social, because much like these pants, the earth is on fire. thank you
PWTLive.com

11:51AM • September 25, 2026

Attached are two images, one of Hangman wearing said flame pants. The second is Hangman being suplexed by Bryan Danielson from a turnbuckle.

Hangman’s alt text for the images are as follows: Image 1 - hangman relaxing peacefully in the ring, wearing pants with fire designs sewed onto them. this is to be used as a visual explainer of which pants i am referring to as the
"fire britches"

Image 2 - hangman wearing the pants that will be shamelessly auctioned off tomorrow while bryan danielson tries to throw me onto my head upside down. if I remember correctly i landed on my feet like a dam cat then beat his
ass

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

forgot to post this one

HANGMAN ADAM PAGE Bloop:
Andy was one of the coolest people i've ever met. and somehow, more than he was cool, he was exceedingly kind, sincere, and thoughtful.

5:41 PM • Sep 6, 2026

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

rye @feelneurotic.bsky.social • 2 days ago

@hangmanpage.bsky.social you fuck with hayley williams and ego death at a bachelorette party?

Hangman’s reply:
well shit, i do now

1:22 PM • Sep 16, 2026

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hangman Adam Page bloop: youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking 'wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere', and you'd be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby

Hangman’s ALT text for both the pictures attached to the post:

1) a pawpaw fruit still clinging onto the tree outside my bedroom door, but it's gonna fall soon and im gonna eat it and pretend to everyone that i love it

2) the pawpaw has been sliced open revealing its mushy yellow private innards. if you eat the seeds or the skin something bad happens, and might happen even if you just eat the mushy part too idk, the internet is full of rumors. i will find out the truth the way nature intended: just eating it anyway and seeing if i shit myself at dinner.
stay tuned.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Hangman Adam Page bloop: juste un beaucoup de dahlias devant une sculpture de bandido, dévoilant au monde son visage parfaitement sculpté et d'une beauté exquise. jef, envoie d'abord ceci à speedball pour vérifier que le français est correct ; ne me laisse pas me couvrir de ridicule.

Hangman’s ALT text reads: picture of some flowers, pink, in front of a sculpture of a man who's pulled his mask up to his forehead to read a paper or something. i don't know what the sculpture is about, it's all french stuff because im in paris. that's the whole joke if you could call it one

The actual translation of the post: Just a lot of dahlias in front of a Bandido sculpture, revealing to the world his perfectly sculpted and exquisitely beautiful face.
Jef, send this to Speedball first to check that the French is correct; don't let me make a fool of myself.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

new Hangman Playlist here, which he added to his bluesky bio: open.spotify.com/playlist/2Nv...

open.spotify.com

no hat, no cattle

Playlist · Hangman Page · 32 items · 68 saves

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hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hangman Adam Page bloop: there's nothin im gonna be able to say about Dolly Parton that you don't already know. she is an inspiration.
my kids have loved getting books in the mail from Dolly, you can donate to her imagination library here:
donate.imaginationlibrary.com

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Hangman Adam Page bloop: look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees

Attached is a picture of a bird doing aforementioned sucking down on a coneflower.

Hangman’s alt text: little bee sucking off a coneflower in the foreground, just guzzling that good nectar and getting nice and bee-fat

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Hangman Adam Page bloop: it’s black.

Attached is a picture of his one hour tees graphic for a new shirt - the flowers and cowboy boot design in desert camouflage coloring, only this time it’s on a black shirt. The graphic states this shirt is ON SALE, PRINTED IN, and SHIPPED IN one hour. Limited edition one hour drop, this friday (today, January 16th 2026) at 12pm eastern US time.

Hangman’s own ALT text reads: one hour only buy that flower shirt but in black. 12
noon est shopaew.com

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: i reckon i ought to start drawing some more boots and milkweed for you dumbasses next year

Attached is an image from Fightful showing the alleged top merch sellers of Pro Wrestling Tees:
1. Hangman Adam Page
2. Toni Storm
3. Kenny Omega

Top 3 wrestlers’ renders are shown in the graphic. The next 4-25 are listed at the bottom:

4. WILL OSPREAY • 5. MJF • 5. MERCEDES MONÉ • 7. KAZUCHIKA OKADA
B. SWERVE STRICKLAND • 9. ADAM COPELAND • 10. STING • 11. DARBY ALLIN
12. WILLOW NIGHTINGALE • 13. DANHAUSEN • 14. JON MOXLEY
15. ORANGE CASSIDY • 16. SABU • 17. KYLE FLETCHER • 18. STEVE AUSTIN
19. BRODY KING • 20. MARIAH MAY • 21. KONOSUKE TAKESHITA
22. KILLER KROSS • 23. MICK FOLEY • 23. BANDIDO • 25. SKYE BLUE

Hangman’s ALT text for the image reads as follows: promotional graphic claiming i was the top seller for PWTees for 2025, i don't know if i buy it or if jef is trying to strongarm me into reopening illustrator to keep his paycheck fat. willow nightingale also featured.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

clutchpoints.com/aew/aew-worl...

clutchpoints.com

Exclusive: AEW's ‘Hangman’ Adam Page Went From Grading Papers to Grabbing Titles—And He’s Not Done Surprising You

AEW World Champ 'Hangman' Adam Page is just getting started in his career, which he hustled for.

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SB Nation @sbnation.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Hangman Adam Page spoke to our very own @jamesdator.bsky.social, and you definitely don’t want to miss this. 👀 www.sbnation.com/wrestling/10...

Hangman Adam Page on Samoa Joe, the cage, and wrestling Abraham Lincoln

Hangman Adam Page spoke to SB Nation, and you won’t want to miss it.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)

Attached is a picture of said common serviceberry looking wonderfully orange.

Hangman’s own alt text reads: orange leaves of a common serviceberry. its a close up photo and theres really nothing else to see, but the leaves are pleasant. enjoy them while you can because for four month its just gonna look like barren twigs shooting up from the earth

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hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

@cowboyonmars.bsky.social 2 days ago
need your opinion on the new orville peck ep soooooo badly [three cowboy emojis]

Hangman Adam Page’s reply: my favorite since pony

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Premieres today (October 17 at 5pm eastern)

Hangman Adam Page bluesky post: hello, this comes out today. its maybe 30 minutes long and has a lot of behind the scenes type stuff.

big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done.
5pm normal time.

Quoting his own post:
new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday

(its actually very good and i am proud of it)

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hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

youtu.be/05Nter-UzF8?...

Hangman Adam Page bluesky post: new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday
(its actually very good and i am proud of it)

Youtube link title: SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

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hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Hangman Adam Page bluesky post:
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

HBO Max Feedback
© help.hbomax.com
October 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM

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hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: nothing says 'its fall yall' like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

Attached is a picture of said bee on Hangman’s goldenrods.

Hangman’s ALT text reads: a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

great article from Tom Williams about AEW, Hangman Adam Page, and the left-leaning sphere of pro wrestling. highly recommend it. tribunemag.co.uk/2025/08/in-s...

tribunemag.co.uk

In Search of Left Wrestling

Pro wrestling is often associated with the Right, but a new character has become popular for championing solidarity and workers’ rights, reflecting the growing economic precarity of its fanbase.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: i have attended and paid my respects at church today (depicted). i have also been damned to find that chappell roan is performing a short train ride away but i am one ga ticket too late. life is peculiar; lush with joy, pain, and contradiction. forbidden door on ppv sunday.

Attached is a picture of the front of the David Attenborough exhibit at the musem Hangman visited.

Hangman’s own ALT text reads: a portrait of David Attenborough staring at me, promoting his exhibition at the museum. he is 99 years old. the thing was very good and i enjoyed it thoroughly.

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hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Hangman Adam Page interview by @chrismueller.bsky.social

bleacherreport.com

AEW's 'Hangman' Adam Page on MJF, Being a Popular Heel, More Ahead of Forbidden Door

Sunday, "Hangman" Adam Page will step into the ring vs. MJF to defend his AEW World Championship at Forbidden Door in London.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Hangman Adam Page’s bluesky post: i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all

Attached is a picture of a red flower among Hangman’s garden.

Hangman’s ALT text reads: monarda didyma, chomped to the ground by a rabbit, now thinking its ok to bloom even though its only like three inches tall, the insolent little shit

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wooster182.bsky.social @wooster182.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Hangman changed his header 👀

Hangman Adam Page changed his header from plants to his championship photos and sunrise.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Full Hangman Adam Page bloop:

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justicd because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

Attached are four photos which I will transcribe alt text for in the thread below.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Starting an All In week interview thread to keep things organized 🧵🪡🧶 youtu.be/AIv7Hy8piCs?...

HANGMAN PAGE: "AEW's Magic is Back!" | Shak Wrestling

YouTube video by SHAK Wrestling

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Forgot to drop this here for my own reference: (From June 13, 2025) sports.yahoo.com/wrestling/ar...

sports.yahoo.com

'There is no such thing as redemption:' Hangman Adam Page is ready to rescue the AEW World Championship at All In

It’s been three years since “Hangman” Adam Page held the AEW World Championship, yet as AEW All In approaches, he's never been closer.

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hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

(will re-attach full photos and add Hangman’s alt text of the photos under this post)

Hangman Adam Page Bloop:

look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.

July 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM

Attached are two pictures, one of a bottlebrush buckeye plant in Hangman’s garden, and the other is a picture of a either a moth or butterfly (brown with some white and lighter brown patching on the wings) that has landed on the white buckeye flowers.

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hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

youtube link: youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...

Hangman Adam Page bloop:

look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye

Youtube link is a video of Hangman Adam Page cutting a promo in spanish in front of the raucous crowd in Arena Mexico for AEW Grand Slam Mexico in partnership with CMLL.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground

Attached is a photo of said sickly hydrangeas.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop:

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop:

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

(Attached is a photo of a giant ass cactus from an angle below it. the sky is completely blue and clear.)
Hangman’s ALT text of the picture reads: “photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.”

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

he was actually just telling Ben and I about the native plants in his yard

Reposted by hangman bloop archive

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I asked him his three favorite preparations of potatoes (I ask basically everyone I meet this question) and he had instant answers

Reposted by hangman bloop archive

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

update:

me standing with Hangman

The light is fucking horrendous.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

youtu.be/cIZAdCtKT_g

Hangman Adam Page bloop: ah yes, the most holy day of the year: david attenboroughs birthday. here is his latest

Attached is a youtube link, which embeds a video of OCEAN with David Attenborough by Altitude Films.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

Attached is a photo of the St. John’s Worts in question, a pretty yellow flower with what looks to have five petals. The flower is focus. Behind the flower is Hangman himself, wearing a dark grey or perhaps black baseball cap, looking into the camera lens.

Hangman’s own ALT text reads: yellow flower of a st johns wort in the foreground, hat-wearing graying-bearded man in the background (its me i am the man in the background)

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Hangman Adam Page AEW press stuff for the upcoming Norfolk show: (links only!) 🧵🪡🧶 First up, AEW Press tweet x.com/AEWpress/sta...

Hangman Adam Page with a reporter/news host or something idk. All you need to know is Hangman has his lil wild eyes and is holding his belt buckle and he is wearing his skinniest jeans

Hangman Adam Page being interviewed by some guy on some Virginia news show. He is sitting on what looks to be a comfy looking chair and he has an intent, listening look on his face.

Hangman Adam Page and a radio host in the studio talking.

Another picture of Hangman Adam Page in another radio studio talking with a different radio host.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits

Attached is a photo of some spritely ferns surround by dead leaves and a wooden gate in the background.

Hangman’s own ALT text reads: proud little fern of an unknown type, showing off after laying around and not doing shit all winter

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hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it's only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here's a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off

Attached is a very dark photo of his flowers. You cannot see a thing.

Hangman’s ALT text reads: photo of a piedmont azalea, but you can't even really see it cause it's DARK AS SHIT outside because it's the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT what do you think im like some kind of night gardener or something

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop. No text on this one, only an attached picture of the dogwoods that I’m assuming are in his garden. His ALT TEXT reads: “pink flowering dogwood, baby hand”

I am assuming that is in reference to the baby hand touching the flowering dogwood, and I am also going to assume that is one of Hangman’s babies.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop:
look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go 'hey would ya look at that, that's nice huh? isnt that nice?'

Attached is a picture of the phlox stolonifera in his garden/yard.

His own ALT text reads: a photo of some phlox stolonifera, i know that's what it's called because i googled it to make sure. pink flowers on it, it's real nice.

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet

(Hangman is referring to the sign at AEW Revolution a few days ago that someone brought to the show that read “PUT HANGMAN IN BANJO KAZOOIE,” which is in reference to the stream hangman did with evil uno where he played banjo kazooie and we learned it was one of his favorite games as a kid)

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: big thanks go all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend

*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit

Attached to the bloop is a picture of the aforementioned merch shirt, which is a cream colored shirt with the word HANGMAN at the top in a pretty western font in yellow and outlined pink. Underneath is a black and white skeletal horse and a pink skeletal cowboy on its back, with ADAM PAGE in smaller lettering underneath.

Hangman’s ALT text of the image reads: it's a shirt but you can't buy it anymore because the sale is over, done, finished, congrats if you got one it's a collectors item for people who collect shirts

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hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

the shania tweet is a fake because of the adherence to capital “I”s and punctuation, as well as no misspellings. hangman would never do that obvi

A quoted post of Hangman’s “new clothing for the body” merch bloop where bsky user aewblog comments “Hangman Adam Page always leading by example” with a fake tweet from Hangman attached. The fake tweet reads “I’ve always beeb pretty chill about gender. Like when Shania said, ‘let’s go girls,’ I knew that included me.”

Hangman Adam Page’s reply to bsky user aewblog reads as follows: “this is not a real tweet from the past, im not sure why this is a thing on thr internet”

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: new clothing for the body

Attached is a promotional picture of Hangman next to his newly designed shirt, which has Hangman riding off into the desert on a horse. The colors are shades of teal and blue, the shirt is white.

Hangman’s ALT text reads: “promotional imagery for a shirt, hangman riding a horse in (presumably) assless chaps, featuring a cactus and desert and those rings around the head and arm holes”

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop that reads: “im gonna put so many plants into the ground”

Attached is a picture of plants in a greenhouse. A sign in front of these plants reads “NC Native,” with a list of all the plants available that are native to North Carolina. They are $7.

Hangman’s ALT text reads: “bunch of stuff im gonna put in the ground”

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

big fan of guys like this

Hangman Adam Page bloop: “white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery”

Pictured in the photo is a salamander sitting in some moist bark and dead leaves.

Hangman’s ALT text reads: “slick-ass salamander just creepin around”

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

👀 ??

Hangman Adam Page bloop: let me make myself clear

February 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM (CST)

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Hangman Adam Page bloop: “of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON
OF A BITCH”

Pictured underneath the bloop is an attached picture of English Ivy.

Hangman’s own alt text reads: dumbass english ivy resisting my persistent attempts at eradication

hangman bloop archive @adampage.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

role model

screenshot of Hangman Adam Page’s instagram page. his bio reads “no longer on this fascist platform” with a link underneath to his bluesky account