adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026cool, now i no longer have to ask strangers at taco bell what they’re going to get 120
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026do foot guys have seasonal depression when open toed shoe weather is over 140
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026[upon seeing a woman’s bookshelf] okayyyy shorty likes to get a lil bit fictitious with it 030
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i am on a journey to rediscover the magic of posting and fall in love with posts all over again 160
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i can’t be the only person out there that thinks we should cut military spending and use the money to fund making yummier candy 3519
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i got my garth brooks boxed set for like $10 at goodwill 010
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 16/07/2026anyone else’s uncle acting up lately? might power cycle mine #RebootYourUncle2026 0143
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 06/12/2025what’s up, you guys need any uhhh… Dog’s Penis coffee??? 2172
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 29/05/2025showing up to a construction site telling everyone david lynch owned these tools while they say “ok” 0133
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 03/05/2025jacking off is like voting. your car should let everyone know who you do it to. 071
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 11/03/2025tired of orbs. inventing a new shape of prophetic object to gaze into 151
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 04/02/2025mouse putting on “raccoon repellant” track: hell yeah this rocks mouse hearing “mouse repellant” track: fuck no dude this sucks 040
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 21/01/2025coming out of the intermission people were excited about it and enjoying it so far and after the end people were just like huh. ok. very unsatisfying 020
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 07/01/2025so no one told you Baldur’s gonna have a gate *clap clap clap clap* 240
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 04/01/2025a painting of dogs sitting around on phones playing balatro 040
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 29/11/2024getting this for my dog and asking him to pick it up pick it up pick it up 030
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 20/11/2024upton sinclair fucked up not opening his book “welcome to the jungle,” 081
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 13/11/2024since the dawn of time, mankind has been fascinated by holes 3190
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 24/10/2023guy who’s tried 100 coffees: ethiopian yirgacheffe is a delightful cup, has a rare blueberry flavor note which isn’t found in any other bean and a slight spiciness guy who’s tried 1000 cofffees: dude you gotta hop on mcdonald’s coffee 071
adam @adamonline.bsky.social · 13/10/2023i’ve watched 6 saw movies after not having seen any. they’re pretty much all bad but the even numbered ones are generally better 110
