Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There’s a lot to he said for running a baseball team on relievers and the power of friendship 060
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pick your poison: if it wasn’t this would be more articles about that weird couple with the dumb glasses that wants a million kids 000
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The fourth quarter from Al and Kirk was full on last place baseball team losing by 10 in August level of dialogue 010
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think UNC needs to give Mack Brown one more chance first just to be sure 061
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I remember getting viscerally upset during the Masters when I saw golfers with ADP and Workday sponsorships. As far as I’m concerned that stealing valor from those of us with made up email jobs 021
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’m glad the MLB marketing department has found ways to branch out 030
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 30/07/2026But Rodger you don’t understand, athletes have this unique thing that when they sign big contracts some of the money is taken away by the government so they get to keep less of it 010
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I spend a good portion of every World Cup match explaining the implications of every result to my wife, four year old and baby 000
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The entire existence of Microsoft Authenticator 000
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 27/05/2026“I’m seeing stars - that’s Bam Margera” is up there with “is Butterbean okay?” for best Jackass lines for me 000
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 03/05/2026If I were up to me, at least five people would have won Oscars for Walk Hard 010
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I can’t read about Jay-Z without thinking about your Batman Friday interview with your mom 0421
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Does this only apply to you or is the outcome of the game constantly changing based on who is turning the game on and off? 100
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Small sample size but between Webb and Judge last night and now this, I think Team USA might be cursed 000
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 27/02/2026There’s probably no chance Dana White got super into birdwatching and wants to talk about that, is there? 110
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Not just one pope either. Two consecutive popes! 030
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Getting to pick a prize from the treasure chest because I was so brave at the dentist but for Olympians 0160
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 09/02/2026To this day I am haunted by Texas Bowl MVP Michael Dickson ruining this GIF for memedia.tenor.coma football player wearing a mizzou jersey on the fieldALT: a football player wearing a mizzou jersey on the field 010
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I have thought about the phrase “Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk” at least once a week since I read this blog 020
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Put a second cross bar on top of the uprights and anything over the top is no good imo 020
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 31/12/2025My wife’s birthday is New Year’s Day so my good luck tradition is cooking whatever she wants, which this year is steak tacos 000
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Toby Keith’s Boot-in-Your-Ass Viral Tomato Sauce Trick™️ 030
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Depends on whether I own or rent the wooden surface 000
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Get him on the podcast asap please. Actually either your father-in-law or the Dime Time guy will work 020
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 18/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo and tie is reading a piece of paperALT: a man in a tuxedo and tie is reading a piece of paper 040
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Alternatively, I like to add things after I’ve already done them to make myself feel more productive 000
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I have to imagine if someone tried to start the group chat on their university phones, some alarm bells would have gone off for Hugh Freeze 120
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I don’t remember where I first heard it but I have always liked the second level dad joke of “it’s not actually free, you’re just getting a better deal per inning” 010
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Not the main point but how many memorials are they going to give this guy? 010
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Well well well it’s not to easy to find a coach to go 7-9, huh? 030
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Mizzou is really trying to pick up fans in the toddler demo 010
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 25/09/2025And there are 800 episodes that are each two minutes long 010
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Auburn’s AD scouring lists of potential hires: 050
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Have you asked them to record After Dark at a time that works better for you? Say like Tuesday afternoon 000
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 19/09/2025November 30 against the Saints will be some combination of Tua, Zach Wilson or Quinn Ewers against Spencer Rattler, Tyler Shough, Jake Haener or Hunter Dekkers as the starting quarterbacks 110
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 09/09/2025There goes the last member of the Opening Day rotation who hadn’t missed a start due to injury 000
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 02/07/2025When you brought up Michael Jordan during the hot dog discussion, I thought you were suggesting he could (or should?) have entered the hot dog contest in the ‘80s 010
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 25/06/2025This one wasn’t even bad in a fun way www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/20...pro-football-reference.comPittsburgh Steelers at Kansas City Chiefs - November 27th, 2011 | Pro-Football-Reference.comPittsburgh Steelers 13 at Kansas City Chiefs 9 on November 27th, 2011 - Full team and player stats and box score 000
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 21/06/2025No part of me thinks I could do better than the hitter did here but I’m fairly certain it’s not possible to do worse 010
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Especially since so many of them were in office the last time we did this. There aren’t many clearer opportunities to learn from your mistakes than this one! 020
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Assembling, unassembling and reassembling a crib because I put a piece on backwards the first time 040
Adamjensen28 @adamjensen28.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I keep coming back to this and I do not remotely know what it’s supposed to mean 150
