Sign in

Adam J.

@adamj.bsky.social
2.1K followers 191 following 4K posts

Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. Well I hear you whispering the words that melt everyone, but you stay so cold. My munequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. You’re my reason for reason, the step in my groove. And if you said this l

PostsRepliesMedia
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 4h
When I was young, I thought the thing I had to worry about most in the world was quicksand. Now I'm forced to believe it's moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.
4120
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 5h
X-ray for Williams makes me wonder if they're worried about a collarbone.
140
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 6h
The play of Moulton's life right there. Wow.
060
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 6h
100
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 7h
If Billy Bob Thornton started rambling on about cell phones to me, a total stranger, I would want to tase him.
2121
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 16h
Ditka’s blood is on Kevin Warren’s hands.
080
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I genuinely cannot remember the last time an Iowa R had to campaign on bipartisanship.
140
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I could barf out a thousand words about grief and barely scratch the surface. Suffice it to say, the best thing you can do is let it be what it is.
110
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And it really does splash.
010
Reposted by Adam J.
Mark Hasty @markhasty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't sleep on the caramel adobo latte.
271
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That first pumpkin spice burrito bowl of the season 😋😋😋😋😋
490
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“You talk about a roll of the dice…” the play-by-play guy says like 20 times a game
110
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Calicolexico #catbands
092
Reposted by Adam J.
The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 07/10/2026
Rob Sand to Zach Lahn: "You literally voted in Kansas in 2018, and in '20, and in '22. You registered to vote in Iowa less than two years ago—it'll be coming up next month. This is not about why you're in Kansas, this is about the fact that you're not in Iowa."
639384
Reposted by Adam J.
CT @hawaiiowan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Change candidate vs change of address candidate," Rob's patience is evident and he knows how to pick his jabs. This shouldn't be close.
062
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was just listening to Big Bill this week at work. A 1 of 1.
010
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyway, Rob Sand is going to trounce him.
1181
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I made it half an hour into Zach Lahn filling his diapers in the debate before I had to turn it off. What a fucking baby.
1131
Reposted by Adam J.
Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 06/10/2026
Been watching a lot of college football lately, so I know the stakes of the midterms: whether we're going to be ruled by communist vampires who hate God, women, and life, or by a Republican whose face is near an unreadable newspaper article in which "$125 million" is highlighted for some reason
3508
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean it’s applicable to both, but also, that’s for sure the last time I saw your mom. We all remarked afterwards that we saw so much of Jayme in her, and I cannot overstate how much that helped ease our grief in that moment. So I hope you’re able to celebrate your mom’s memory alongside the pain.
010
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not a panacea in and of itself, but I lean on the serenity prayer every single fucking day for reasons like this.
100
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ready for some dunk shots???
140
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesse Legree is at most 12 years old.
120
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Phil Parker about to unleash Iowa's secret weapon in the secondary: everyone has baseball bats.
170
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"PJ, is that anthrax or cocaine?" "NOT SURE WHOOOOOO"
010
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's gonna be some property destroyed in Minneapolis tonight.
170
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You have to wonder what Whittingham sees in it.
171
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big Noon Mid-Off in full effect
170
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ridiculous pick by Minnesota. Ripickulous.
030
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fine, I'll say it: CJ Carr deserves his starting spot. Proving all the doubters wrong today.
010
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, his name isn't Kendrick Lamar Lindsey.
0100
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kamario Taylor has been downgraded to Kakoopatroopa Taylor.
050
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@bookowl.bsky.social I’m afraid you and the NYT have beef now.
340
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sorry but a guy named Chase Sowell really should be playing defense.
060
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reminded of @markhasty.bsky.social tonight for some reason: “Matt Campbell couldn't win the Big XII with Iowa State's players. How is he going to win the Big Ten with them?”
1222
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess they told Tony, “No mo.”
030
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here’s a seepy eepy boy.
1140
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
11.12 at CR and Marion might have been worse… just an absolutely brutal month.
110
Reposted by Adam J.
Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Whatever you do with your time, while you're here, every single day: give a shit ... Do it with purpose and gratitude, and surround yourself with people you love that also give a shit. I don't know, because I don't know anything. But that might be the key to life." www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhXQ...
youtube.com
EXCLUSIVE: Jon Moxley shares his favorite life lesson from PAC
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
16924
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me the Cubs 🤝 sleeping through the playoffs
1172
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Making matters worse, the Phillies are now referring to their foe as “Hotlanta”
130
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Texted with a loved one this morning about a (female) family member’s recent cancer diagnosis, and now suddenly getting prostate cancer center ads everywhere. I hate the fucking internet. What a mistake.
090
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Let me wear 9.” “No.” “Let me wear 99.” “No.” “Let me wear 999.” “Take 18 and get the fuck out of here.”
010
Reposted by Adam J.
BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you shouldn't make the cubs and red sox go have to go back out there today. they've made their point.
041
Reposted by Adam J.
BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
1454870
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kristi Noem at divorce proceedings:
static.klipy.com
Brandt Laughing in The Big Lebowski
ALT: Brandt Laughing in The Big Lebowski
060
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But hear me out here: what if 37 variations of the same quote dunk about the screenshot is what solves all of America’s problems? What then?
020
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That Chris Conte quote is INSANE. Those 75 years are how they built the generations of loyal fandom they’re exploiting now!
2110
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Already looking forward to being in bed before any of the Cubs games start.
static.klipy.com
Sleepy Dog Pulls Blanket into Crate
ALT: Sleepy Dog Pulls Blanket into Crate
240
Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And friend, I have no doubt that you would be delicious.
100