Gianni Infantino has clocked up thousands of air miles across North America so far.

Mega Smiths fan Simon Price revisits the trauma of having to get to grips with Morrissey's sense of humour.

When the artist came home from LA, it seemed like a retirement. But it heralded an astonishing new chapter. Our critic remembers their thrilling dinners together – and the dazzling new works that arrived in his inbox every morning