adamcomstive.bsky.social @adamcomstive.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I’m quietly confident that saying “a whole civilisation will die tonight“ to motivate an unarmed population to attack a regime on your behalf is very much a tactic used by The Baddies. 000
adamcomstive.bsky.social @adamcomstive.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Holy Shit. Time to start manifesting some positivity for 2027. 000
adamcomstive.bsky.social @adamcomstive.bsky.social · 16/12/2025In a world filled with horror this is a minor footnote to throw “train timetable updates have made the direct service I regularly use to Newcastle for work 54 minutes longer” into the howling void of anguish. Happy Festivus all. 000
adamcomstive.bsky.social @adamcomstive.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Mani deserves better than that United performance. 000
adamcomstive.bsky.social @adamcomstive.bsky.social · 12/07/2025As temperatures approach 187 degrees in the shade, I am pleased to confirm that we will now accept written applications to temporarily store butter in the fridge without fear of being shamed. 000
adamcomstive.bsky.social @adamcomstive.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I’d always wondered how I’d do in an AI-generated football trivia quiz against the fella from Hard-Fi. Can’t believe it’s another one ticked off the bucket list. 020
adamcomstive.bsky.social @adamcomstive.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Postponing Gladiators because of Six Nations Rugby is the worst case of class discrimination on record. 000
adamcomstive.bsky.social @adamcomstive.bsky.social · 06/03/2025As a United fan it’s been a challenging year in terms of my feelings about Marcus Rashford. As a parent, on World Book Day, he remains undefeated. <salutes as entirety of Year 6 walk past in football kits> 000
adamcomstive.bsky.social @adamcomstive.bsky.social · 04/03/2025It’s easy to see only the negatives in life right now, but I’m drawing energy from whoever did the radio edit of The Man Don’t Give A Fuck which was on 6 Music in the morning last week. That’s the kind of positive focus I hope to channel. 010