Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026medium.com/frazzled/my-...medium.comMy Father Was A Black HoleBeing raised by an astronomical body is hard 011
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026medium.comDid You Say This About Admitting Your Elderly Parent To A Home, Or About Giving Your Child A…A quiz for those taking care of both generations. 000
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Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The feeling of groups added to BlueSky but not having people to add to a group with me. 010
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Instead of waiting on hold for your next joke, please press 1, and a joke will be returned to you as soon as it becomes available. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026What if it's not a syndrome? Maybe the people in Stockholm are just a bit masochistic. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Where is the makeup TikTok video showing the application to cover marks left from bank dye packs? 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026No one is buying that you didn't realize there was a person on the other side of the pillow. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026You miss one little meeting, and everyone gets so worked up. Your parole officer isn't playing around anymore. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I have some questions about the dog I just got from Dr. Moreau's pet store. No, Fido, I'm asking my questions first. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Calling them like you see them is potentially the key to your poker losses. At least don't do it out loud. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Today's Horoscope: The stars want to know why you don't text good morning anymore. Do you even care? 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026My favorite part of Walden was when he was attacked by the bear. What about you? 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Remember that before you go camping, there are bugs that can bite your face there. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026You briefly unite this divided nation as everyone agrees you made a terrible decision. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026All the warning signs were there before the date, like the top hat and monocle, but now you find yourself in a trolley problem. 010
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Who is the person that discovered there is more than one way to skin a cat, and are they in jail? 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Congrats on getting the job of your dreams, and condolences for having such beige dreams. 020
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Amazingly, Sade was able to release 'Smooth Operator,' as it's hard to get attention for songs about telegram operators with rhythm. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Do you think a starling in the middle of a moving cloud of birds is thinking, "Traffic is horrible today. At this rate, how am I ever going to get enough rest to get up early enough to earn another worm?" 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026You are all for letting bygones be bygones, but first, you need to look up the definition of bygone. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Why do more places not follow the common courtesy that bowling alleys have by allowing you to rent bright, velcro shoes? 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Pluto is not visible to the naked eye, which means it still needs space after what you said about being a real planet. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I'm fairly certain that your money problems will be solved with one more credit card. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Given the state of climate change, enroll your kids now in the soon to be high growth industry of gondeliering. 010
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026It's time for the hard truth. He never loved you, but mainly because he's not real. Turn off The Notebook and go to bed. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Even if you win the Miss Universe title, you can't use comets as collateral for your home loan. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Don't forget to subscribe. I've got a new live stream coming out where I unbox the seventh seal. Will it be another horse or just more screaming? Find out next week!. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Fentanyl seems to be proof that drug dealers aren't the heroes we thought they were. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I don't want to be ungrateful, but would it have been too much to teach me about growing vegetables, in addition to how to catch a fish? My mercury levels are crazy. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I get wanting to look more successful on a first date, but it might be a mistake to look like late-stage Howard Hughes. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Don't forget to ensure the casket opens to your good side in your will. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It's not a love triangle to keep things interesting for the plot. He's just cheating on you. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026In the remake of the movie Scream, he says, "Look where I am, I turned on location services." 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Is anyone interested in buying George Orwell's copy of the Anarchist Cookbook? I'll swap it for shares in a bridge. 010
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Your autobiography becomes a bestseller once it is discovered to be an amazing sleep aid. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I see why people love bird-watching. I got some potentially profitable photos through a hotel window of a secretary bird with a dickcissel. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Is "kidult" just a way to sell things to people with Peter Pan syndrome? 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026You realize that if Plutarch had written Great Lives in the modern day, he would likely compare your life to that of Oscar the Grouch, if he considered you at all. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Do you ever look at the manicured course at the Masters and think how many jerks got reincarnated as blades of grass that perpetually get cut? 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026You shouldn't describe what you are doing in the basement as validating the Stanford Prison Experiment. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Young love often idealizes someone but eventually vilifies them. It's just not typically done with yourself. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Amid all the yelling and running, you will realize they meant to bring the other pigs in a blanket to the potluck. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Your capacity to learn new things has always been limited since you are a tattoo learner. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026As a marriage counselor, you should develop more effective strategies than relying on mutually assured destruction. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I want a bunker like the one that Johnny Knoxville uses each April Fool's Day. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026If enough friends jump off the bridge first and don't have time to move, then the fall will not be so bad. Maybe Mom was wrong. 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Does anyone else play the game "schizophrenic or amateur rapper" when walking down the street? 000
Adam @adamcomedy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Is it truly a test ride if I don't get to see how fast it can go in reverse? 000
