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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

In the dumps with the mumps While the adolescent pumps his way into his hat.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Happy brunch free, stress free day, to all of my motherless children who don’t celebrate!

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Motherfucker got me siding with the Catholic Church

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

There’s Nazis in the White House and there’s Nazis on my block and when they fly their Nazi flags it’s always still a shock The swastikas have been replaced with a phrase and with that name, but everybody knows they’re Nazi flags just the same (1/8)

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

The average American has three friends.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Someone in charge should greenlight a Ramones biopic before Adam Driver gets too old.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

This is what they’ve always wanted, they were just too scared of us before.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Reboot: This time Herbie is a used, woke Tesla purchased cheap by a family of MAGAts

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

If the league is colluding and wanted to kill his career, Cleveland is the place where quarterbacks die

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Is there a place in this world for a man who doesn’t like Deion Sanders and also doesn’t like racist NFL owners?

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Deion is the reason his son was projected as a first round pick, and the reason he wasn’t drafted in the first round.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

@phillies.com y’all should wear the powder blues for the day game Friday at Wrigley.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Chandler was actually pretty great in that one episode of The West Wing Seemed like he was gonna hang around. Anybody know if that was the plan or what happened?

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Aya Cash is one of the world’s most beautiful women.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

In the Philadelphia suburbs, in 1977, a dorky nine year old Stayed up late one night after Action News, for the Million Dollar movie, mostly to see Fonzie with a beard, and got radicalized.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

I’ve been cutting into all the stuff in my house all weekend, and none of its cake.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Walking through #Fishtown on the first warm morn of the year Queequeg began rapping the rhymes of the great Ice Cube. Then we headed right back to the fort Sweatin all the bitches in the biker shorts.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Homestand Fridays are better on the radio. #cityconnect #Phillies

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Unimpeachable Patriot John Adams defended the British soldiers who shot Crispus Attucks et al. #dueprocess

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

This performance was absolutely worthy of an academy award. I’m not kidding.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

My dad’s Republican Jew friends who think they’re white are gonna get leopardfaced pretty soon.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Hacks S4E2 is one of the best pieces of television ever televizzed.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

My old arbitrary pesach rules; Them; would you like a pork chop? Me: is it breaded?

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Here’s a perfect stanza, anyone else got one? I saw her from the corner when she turned and doubled back Started walkin' toward a coffee colored Cadillac I was pushin' through the crowd tryna get to where she's at I was campaign, shouting like a southern diplomat

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I feel like John Hamm used to be 10 yrs older than me, and now he’s 10 years younger

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Now fred's an intellectual, brings a book to every meal He likes the deep philosophers, like norman vincent peale - TL

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode When God comes and calls me to His kingdom I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go Let 'er blow

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I took the Polaroid down in my room I’m pretty sure you have a new girlfriend

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I wonder if I ever bubble up inside her head

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Who invented liquid soap and why?

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Cory Booker is giving a pretty great speech… for a guy not dressed as a Mummer

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Feels Like Walton Goggins’ schmekel might get nominated for an Emmy this year

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Behind every successful man is a woman who didn’t marry me -Al Bundy

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Said, said, "Can I take you home, where we can be alone?" Shorty, you the shit, girl, I ordered you to sit I know you're probably feelin' me more than you admit Pull up a chair, sweetie, let me order you a drink I only go to meetings court-ordered from a shrink

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Lovely day for relaxing in the backyard. Also, my neighbor got some wind chimes which sound exactly like the noise my fridge makes when I leave it open. Very Relaxing!

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

ראש הבייסבול!⚾️

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

So I sit here playing solitaire, with my pearl handled deck The county won’t give me no more methadone, and they cut off your welfare check Is arguably the greatest stanza in the history of songwriting.

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Are you really telling that The 1798 Alien act The one that left the darkest stain On President Adams’ one term reign His signing of, all did agree a low ebb for democracy You tell me now, up it’s been picked By that orange piece of shit

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Did people give Lena Dunham such a rough ride all those years ago, because Hanna Horvath was so unlikable?

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Her dreadlocks smelled like sandalwood Honda smelled like weed I knew that she was wrong when she said I was what she need Still lying on flip-and-fuck and she’s massaging my deep tissues Ooooohh D-D-D-D-Daddy issues

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Well done, Hot dog bun, My sister’s a nun -JP

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Adam Brodsky @adambrodsky.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

If the 85 Bears played the 2024 Giants What would the score be?

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