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Adam Bomberger

@adambomberger.bsky.social
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I’m too dumb to be smart and too smart to be dumb. Wannabe Stand-Up.

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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I need to stop messing with conformed American males. I was told chewing tobacco would elevate my testosterone production. I’m good. I still pop boners and grow hair on my face.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Some Americans seem like they would kill another American for not agreeing with what an American should be.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Fred Trump Sr. Raised his son to be the insufferable President that he is. “You’re a King, You’re a killer” he would tell his son.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Wow
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Example of the white state of mind: You think you are a cowboy or cowgirl but all you really do is think conservatively and like popular country music.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Trump derangement syndrome is a perfect example of projection. The people who see through all the bullshit in MAGA are not the deranged. No good ol’ boy gave a shit about Trump 25 years ago.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Example of the white state of mind. You think Jesus of Nazareth had white skin.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I just had a conversation with a Trump supporter, lives in my apartment complex. He had no knowledge of Elon throwing a Nazi salute 9 days ago. Do I have to make a point?
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Example of the white state of mind: You consider yourself a patriot.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Example of the white state of mind: You are pro-life yet complain about paying school taxes.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Example of the white state of mind: You don’t know or understand that this is all a lottery of birth.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Sundays are for assholes.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Throw pastries at Tesla’s
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
So what’s going on today? All I really want to do is talk about Arnold Palmer’s dick.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Thinking about all those Washington Football fans. Few years ago throwing fits about the name change. Now they’re all creaming their pants.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
MAGA: You are all further from the concept of Christ you can ever imagine.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I’m sick of white America.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Christianity and Trumpism go hand in hand. You are not a bad person if you think freely.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I’ll never understand when people make it a point that an illegal immigrant killed or raped someone. I think in parallels, so what you’re saying is that you would feel a little better if an U.S. citizen killed or raped someone.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
2025 most likely will be a shit show. I can feel it percolating. On a personal note, I would like to continue to find humor in this crazy world.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
American male “I got to work when the sun was rising” Another American male “Oh Yeah! I was working before the sun came up” Another American Male “Oh yeah! I’ve been working for 24 hours straight” Another American male “Oh yeah! I’ve been working 24 hours straight and I have 1 leg” And another…
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Oh no!!!! Some left wing intellectual lunatics from Washington state showed up at my parent’s house. They yelled ‘This is war!!’and then unplugged the xmas tree lights and then they just ran down the street.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I’m a thinker I’m curious I’m an idiot
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
To anyone who is fed up with the religious and commercial aspects of Christmas, I wish you a happy Festivus.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Sundays are for assholes.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
If god has will. Then why does Will need an AR-15?
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The thick ass American flag is being jammed down my throat. It’s hard to breathe. What the fuck is going on? I wish I didn’t have to drive into town and see all white American ignorance.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The world and myself are very fortunate that I have a bowl instead of a gun.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Tis’ the season. Don’t forget for one fucking second it’s still an ugly world.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
So prayers didn’t work at a Christian school today. Another day in this gun loving nation.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Dogs should decide who goes to hell.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
The Gadsden flag is the flag of the white privileged. This would be my flag: Hot pink instead of yellow A caricature of a cute puppy dog instead of a coiled snake “Maybe I can help you” Instead of “Don’t tread on me” Self centered citizens
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Who came up with Milk.Milk. Lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made?
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I was a nervous wreck all day. I felt drunk but not the good kind of drunk. Waiting and waiting. The anticipation! Fuck! Then I do 3 minutes of stand up and I want more.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I don’t think most people understand how much 100 million dollars really is.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. But what if all the covers look the same and voted for Trump.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I swear, the American male is so fucking conformed. Is anyone an individual anymore? Dime a dozen All-American douche bags.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
So it’s been said that no two snowflakes are alike. So if people on the left are snowflakes, what are people on the right? Perhaps, a piece of sand.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
As we inch closer to trying times, I wonder how major companies will advertise to the public?
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Why does my brain absorbs pro wrestling history and Seinfeld trivia instead of complicated math equations?
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
An abortion is not because two people got drunk at a party, had pre-marital sex and the dude forgot to pull out.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Make sure he has money on his books.
media.tenor.com
a video game character named luigi is standing in the snow
ALT: a video game character named luigi is standing in the snow
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
People: How ya doin? Me: I’m good enough not to drive my car into a quarry.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
People just can’t be bright and talented. They have to be power hungry and with shit souls.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
It’s a shame. Freedom! by George Michael is a great song. But I can’t stop seeing people singing it at a Trump rally in my head. I guess I’ll listen to the Limp Bizkit cover. Speaking of, how many people in the Break Stuff video do you think became Trump supporters?
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
If you consider yourself pro-life,I hope you are a safe and defensive driver.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Everyday I go outside I can’t help to feel smothered by American pride.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Sex sells the news.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Selfies on a cliff. Modern day natural selection. This nation will go through a mental depression. From whom they desired in the election Tuck Frump Fuck Trump He’s the fake to your faith.
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Adam Bomberger @adambomberger.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I started righting my thoughts down the morning after the Las Vegas shooting in October of 2017. This is it. Another upgrade American tragedy is districting me from my daily chores.
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