AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026We’ll take it.static.klipy.comNicholas Cage's Fabulous SmileALT: Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Watching Final Destination 5 and I would rise from the grave and murder literally everyone involved in this funeral… “In memory of our fellow employees”. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I don’t understand offsides calls in the world cup and I never will. 100
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Someone texts me to call them when I have a second and then doesn’t pick up… Dead to me. 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Scream 7. A review. You’re telling me, the daughter of a cop and SIDNEY PRESCOTT doesn’t know how to use a gun?! Come on son. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Me screenshotting something so I’ll remember it later, knowing damn well I won’t looking through my photos later.media.tenor.coma man is holding his finger to his forehead and smiling with the words `` good thinking '' behind him .ALT: a man is holding his finger to his forehead and smiling with the words `` good thinking '' behind him . 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Black Phone 2 A review. Maybe just watch it at home… when it’s free. 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 06/10/2025My arch nemesis is whatever makes me forget the task at hand whenever I walk into a different room. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Some dude was eating an apple next to me at the movie. It may have been one of the most distracting things to curse a theater. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Do you say gif or gif? Because I REFUSE to say gif. And if you say gif you can just leave now. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Together. A review. Cronenberg lite, couples delight. Entertaining, but not a lot of scares. Probably would not watch again. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 02/08/2025The Naked Gun. A review. Ridiculous and punny. Would watch again. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Oh, Hi! A review. Kind of like Gerald’s game, but funny. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Fantastic 4 (2025). A review. The set design was fun. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Megan 2.0. A review. Now just an action comedy. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I know what you did last summer. A review. Better than I expected. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Every streaming service needs to hire someone who realizes there are actual sub genres… especially in horror. Hire me, I will help you. 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 19/07/2025You ever write something and think, "That can't actually be the way its spelled..."? 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Did you know, ship’s anchors were the original truck nuts. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I get you want to monetize your shit, but fucking hell. So many sites are unbearable to try to read now. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Gardeners originally wore green to lure the plants into a false sense security. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Ballerina. A review. Bang, bang, bang… stab, stab, stab… bam, boom, floom 🔥. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Reading other people’s arguments on the internet is so hot right now.media.tenor.coma group of people sitting in a theater with the words so hot right now written on the bottomAlt: a group of people sitting in a theater with the words so hot right now written on the bottom. From Zoolander, Mugatu 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025The WiFi stopped working on my Switch the other day. Switch 2 just got released. Not saying these two things are related, but come on! 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 04/06/2025The Phoenician Scheme. A review. Eccentric family drama, rapid fire jokes, stylized. Very Wes Anderson. 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Bring Her Back, a review. Grief, body horror, abuse. 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Not sure LG understands the definition of flat rate… 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Almost finished this book, but where else are we going to go?! We wrapped up the conflict, everyone’s good. What else is there?!?!? Going to lose my shit if I accidentally started a series. 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I feel like this was such a weird, unnecessary, half assed attempt to rebrand. I’m sure there was tons of legal stuff involved, but you can’t take a name brand and try and rename it while still having HBO branded content on your streaming service. 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Alright, who is writing the “Woke Pope” series? 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 07/05/2025How many times are we going to go back to this well?! 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Are we sure J.K. Rowling isn’t a bunch of tiny angry men in a trench coat? 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I remember two times we had the option to vote for competent women leaders and half the country said, “nah fuck women. Living in a hellscape is the better option.“ 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Jack Black did some heavy lifting, but A Minecraft Movie was pretty fun! 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 30/03/2025“A Working Man” an action movie with the Hallmark Christmas treatment. Man leaves violent past behind. Tries to fit in with blue collar crowd. Girl gets kidnapped, violence ensues. This movie is bonkers. I’d wait for vod though. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Who decided for older movies, instead of any kind of trailer we will just pluck a random scene out. No context, nothing, just random scene from the movie. 010
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Super Bowl LIX. Chiefs vs. Eagles. Some are calling it the Cegel Bowl. Squeeze into a comfy pair of pants and relax. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Just saying. Taco Bell should have had a vampire taco campaign. Live Másfertau. 000
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Watching the Beekeeper. Did not expect there to be this much lore about beekeeping, but kinda fun! A lot of my fun is doing Jason Statham impressions l. So, your mileage may vary. Please note, I assume all bee related lore in this movie is incorrect. 020
AdamasLlamas @adamasllamas.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Groceries prices in the U.S are already ridiculous… we’re so fucked. 000
