ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 12hCalling the pain in my wrist tinnitus like ah yes typing sucks now because there’s a ringing in my ear. 040
Reposted by ActuallyItsErkcyran @cyranatlas.com · 29/09/2026i think society would be a substantially better place if men who sexually assault women were put in the brazen bull 0258
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Finally decided to bite the bullet and try dating apps again. Everyone place your bets on how long it takes to get a match. 020
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Aight y’all. Hit me! AMA i be bored. ngl.link/actuallyitserkngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 100
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My 9 anime Organized by, youth, YA/High school and adulthood. 020
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Finally set up my drawing tablet again. Thank you @aurynstarr.bsky.social Looking forward to getting back into creation. Might post stuff once I get back into the swing of things. 2110
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Post 5 pleasures in life. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Straight up Erkin it Ok fr 1. That first deep breath when you wake up with someone in your arms that tickles your nose 2. Getting absolutely shitfaced and laughin with friends 3. Playing games with friends 4.Perfecting a recipe/good food 5.Straight up Er- 020
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We got the last 2 shots of the bottle. Bartender let me keep the bottle. It was just meant to be. 160
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Friend of mine was talking about removing the crust of their Uncrustables yesterday. Even remembering it now sickens me. 120
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I love learning all the door access codes at work. It’s like unlocking a Dark Souls shortcut. 120
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why can I hear you chewing and smacking your lips from across the room??? I HAVE HEADPHONES IN BRO. STOOOOOOP. 250
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I need to do better at just saying “No”. I give a reason why to be polite, but then people seem to misinterpret that. I really should just say No, I’m not doing that. No I will not elaborate. 060
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Nothing a nice cold shower beer cant fix. Or 2. Ok maybe 3. 020
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Bored at work- why not give this another shot? ngl.link/actuallyitserkngl.link 410
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I used to have a crush on Samus back in the day. And the recent art that has spawned from the new Metroid game has awakened something in me. Women staring at me like the literally want to rip my heart out and eat it. My word. 051
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How I’ve been making life decisions up to this point. 010
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I think I’m just gonna lay on the floor of this conference room for a minute and just try to dissolve real quick. 030
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Gg. Today’s a bust. Go next. /ff Wish I could just forfeit today and go next already. 030
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Took all my remaining strength to avoid post workout Taco Bell. I heard it in my head. The bell tolls. It echos. And the dog whispers. Quieres Taco Bell? 080
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I love watching video essays on topics I have zero knowledge of. I think I just like hearing people talk about stuff they’re deeply interested in. I live vicariously through them. 050
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Couldn’t help but have a stupid grin on my face the entire Zelda direct. From the opening fanfare to seeing different areas reimagined. 040
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This is it. It’s over. Im done for. I have a popcorn kernel stuck in my gums. 241
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My therapist (the monkey in my brain) said I should open up more to random strangers. Not like I’m stealing the idea from Cyran ngl.link/actuallyitserkngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 730
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I will never learn. Any time I go back to the gym after a long break I always overdo it. Im getting too old for that shit. 000
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oh no. Drunk Erk has discovered large hunk of cheese as an after drinking snack. No way I don’t regret that tomorrow. 030
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Just throw a dart at the map at this point I guess. mydialect.us/quiz-standar... 030
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m just gonna go to the liquor store to buy ginger beer for drinks. Someone help me find the strength to not walk out with 2 new bottles. 140
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Someone help trick my brain to be excited to go to the gym today. 110
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Love having to train the new guy thats likely getting paid more than me. 040
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I will never get over how the snare drum in Metallica’s St. Anger album is what I imagine getting hit in the head by a rubber dodgeball and metal trash can simultaneously would sound like. It sounds so stupid, but it’s part of why I like the album. 030
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026First time doing a #promosky so please be gentle Erk//28//Taurus//He/Him Total Dork - Big Man + Big Hands Video Games 🎮 TLoZ, Souls, Smash, OW. P5 1st time Music🎸 Joji, Ado, Metallica Anime📺 Watching Bocchi The Rock Planned Apothecary Diaries Sports⚾️ Baseball (MVPete) + Football MDNI🛑 185
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Out here catching L’s like they’re Pokémon. 130
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Love watching the lab informatics tech, who’s supposed to know how to manage their software, does exactly what I did to troubleshoot the same software I installed after being introduced to it 2 hrs ago. Why did i ask you for help? 020
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Bocchi the Rock me looking at my guitar like the Green Goblin mask. 130
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If you keep ignoring the elephant in the room, it’s gonna keep shitting on the floor. 020
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Rewatched Sam Reimi’s Spider-Man 1 & 2. Got me thinking like man, what would Spider-Man do? Followed up by man, I could never be a hero. 010
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The worst part about eating at a new restaurant is not knowing if I should leave my plate or if there’s somewhere I should drop my plates off. 010
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Best part about working at a pediatric clinic? Spider-Man bandaids. 111
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 13/03/2026How do you tell someone professionally to go fuck themselves? Like the 10 minute task I asked for help with on Wednesday was time sensitive Wednesday. And I ask again on Friday. And now they’re telling me to schedule a time for next week. I. How do I tell them, respectfully, to go fuck themselves? 020
ActuallyItsErk @actuallyitserk.bsky.social · 27/02/2026People out here saying Vendetta is unkillable while I flank over a wall and both dps and a tank turn to jump my ass the moment I hit the ground like 010
