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Dane AF

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Don’t understate your relevance. You’re the eyes of the world and you witness the vultures feed. www.youtube.com/@actualfandom

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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
As a lifelong Metallica fan, it sucks to come to this realization now. I play guitar because they made me want to. I defended Load/Reload (but not St Anger). But their music feels empty now. This is from Ultimate Classic Rock, 2013. ultimateclassicrock.com/metallica-di...
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If he walks like a goatfucker and talks like a goatfucker and makes gross drawings w/ limericks to his goatfucker pal about fuckin goats...
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've done a thing
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Asked for comment, Tate said he can see things going either way.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Zohran Mam-commie cultists can't cope with how awesome our president Donfrey Trumpstein is!
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The claim "RFK Jr is not being piloted by an alien brain worm like a sci-fi horror version of 'Ratatouille' is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. is being piloted by an alien brain worm like a sci-fi horror version of 'Ratatouille'.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Imagine thinking Amazon gives a single solid shit about individuals or even groups of people, so much that they cancel shows to spite a dwindling nest of never-satisfied whiners and bigots. The outrage farmers don’t truly believe this, but they’ve trained their audiences to.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I think this is the true explanation for Lulu. Metallica missed Jason Newsted so they exploited an aging Lou Reed to work through being dumped by him. @shadowtodd.bsky.social
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Come back here to give me props when it's revealed Tulsi is an assert of Putin, Modi, or both.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Weird for a Marvel & DC page to be so sad about this...ever consider she's heartbroken to have to leave an unrepentant asshole? ComicBasics is run by brothers(?) out of Croatia, and probably have a tie to the Kremlin, similar to what Tenet media had. Regardless, it's clickbait shite.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This was the one that got me - not because I experienced similar abuse, bc I did not. It’s the game-ification and rating system, the utter monstrosity of engaging in it the same as normal people rank their favorite 90s grunge albums. I hate these motherfuckers so much every single one has to burn
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I zoomed in on a few of the most stomach-churning allegations in today’s Epstein Files dump. I do not recommend victims of sexual abuse read these unless you can afford to spend the rest of the day feeling unmoored. I’m shaking with anger and need to meditate & do some mindful breathing.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Gordy knows what you did and he’s into it.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I’m convinced this was a trap the movie’s marketers set for anti-fandom grifters and I’m not surprised JDA is first to take the bait. He won’t be the last.
Screen grab of Masters of the universe movie trailer showing Adam/He-Man with stated pronouns he/him and tweet from Jon del Arroz, noted Nazi and domestic abuser whining that He-Man now has pronouns and will be ruined.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I'll have a few dozen physical discs produced of my band's album, to be sent out to Patreon members and anyone who wants to pay for shipping. As a longtime fan of rock/metal, I felt it necessary to design album art in that tradition. As a comics fan of the same duration, I wanted variants.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
My band's debut album will finally be available on New Year's Eve. It'll be free. Stay tuned for more info.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I'm taking the next couple days to go over my album before the songs are mastered If you wanna get your free downloads once it drops, follow me (also for free, if you want) on Patreon Paid supporters will be sent a physical copy if they opt for it www.patreon.com/c/ActualFandom
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Trump was wearing something new and odd today, but it sure did seem familiar...then it hit me.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Very proud but unsurprised that the Frogman symbol came out of Portland. Five years ago, we were graced by Naked Athena, who put it all on display in a defiant move. Understandable why this symbol did not become as ubiquitous as Frogman.
nude protester in 2020 Portland, spreading her legs while sitting in the center of a street and in the distance are many cops
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Here we see a high-level meeting of Antifa leaders in Portland over the weekend. The Lobster is looking pretty sus, ngl
several protesters outside the ICE facility in Portland, OR dressed as characters such as Mr Potatohead, Patrick the starfish, Garfield, a banana, a lobster, and a person in an inflated giant baby suit.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I’m fairly sure the last time I owned a Murica shirt was middle school. But I felt this one calling to me.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of this guy before but he’s called Comm-cast and he is obviously a villain.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
“End Wokeness” himself
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I’ve run out of sarcastic ways to say I’m shocked
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This week, The Shillcast is tonight, rather than tomorrow! Rapture-palooza! Kimmel Resurrected*! The Utter Enormity of the Charlie Kirk Death Grift! Zachary Levi is PISSED Hollywood didn't mention Kirk! Mando & Grogu! *Sinclair's a problem
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I missed posting for Batman Day. I hope this makes up for it.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Ultimates went hard this month. I know this was written months ago, but it's a bit timely (heh*) *Marvel was originally called Timely
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I randomly wondered "what do guys like Adam and Sitch think about what's going on? They're BIG freeze peach guys! So tonight on LiveAF, along with new music I'll look at lots of chud reactions to current events, see how many are consistent! Swing by: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnDB...
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The Trump admin keeps talking about hate speech suddenly, so maybe they should revisit what their martyr said about the subject.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I'll have yet another new song debut on LiveAF tomorrow night, but Patreon members get everything earlier. New track's title is below but I doubt you can guess what it's about. www.patreon.com/c/ActualFandom
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
You're burying the lede @thr.com This was achieved by violent threat, by MAGA acting out the violence we all know they're far more likely to commit than any "radical left terrorist network"
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The Right's Plan: Destroy liberal media and art, replace it with the psychotic fiction being represented as reality. (This post is meant as a joke until such time as it becomes reality, at which point please do credit me for my foresight)
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Idk why Cody deleted this....it's straight up 🔥and truth. (I've not heard the interview, I hope it's deleted bc Cody made a mistake and the issue was addressed...but I have a feeling that's not why)
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Brand new song from my upcoming album will debut on stream tomorrow "MAGAt Brains" by The Modern Audience 11am Pacific, 2pm Eastern I'll also address my stream that Charlie Kirk fans got nuked off YouTube the other night for "harassment/bullying".... www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMaV...
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
OK so literally everyone except everyone on the right called this from the moment Kirk was shot. Fuentes had a record-breaking Rumble stream the day of, in which he was very "affected" by the death and seemed to wish to downplay the years of open hostility he and his fans had for Kirk & TPUSA.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I'm deep in production of an album of music, on the heavier end of the "alternative metal" genre spectrum. (as someone ON the spectrum, I do not find value in these distinctions but others do). The name of my "band" is The Modern Audience, and the still-untitled album will be available in October
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Self-awareness isnt really his strong suit
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Release the Epstein Files, aka:
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"I get older and enigmas stay the same age." "Alrightalrightalright"
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Here's the Thing: Fascists are mad, and that's good.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
12 million came out for No Kings Day Estimates for the sad fascist parade are up to 100K.
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hey friend
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Dane AF @actualfandom.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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