Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I thought the movie “Eddington” was piggybacking on Oppenheimer and building out the PCU (Physicist Cinematic Universe) but I guess it’s not about that 030
Reposted by Dr. DoctorSylvia Biscoveanu @sbisco.bsky.social · 14/07/2025In this morning’s plenary at #GR24Amaldi16, Amanda Farah introduces the newest (and most massive and likely most rapidly spinning) @ligo.org - @egovirgo.bsky.social - KAGRA event, #GW231123! Read more about this exceptional event in the discovery paper: arxiv.org/abs/2507.08219 1279
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Airlines are like “Now that you’re on the plane, we’re going to check if the plane works…oops looks like it doesn’t. Now we’ll all sit here for 2 hours 👍🏻” 030
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Getting a meme coin at the grift shop in the crypto museum 010
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Anyone ever gotten to Inbox Zero, Laundry Zero, and Dish Zero at the same time? 110
Reposted by Dr. DoctorDaniel Williams @daniel-williams.co.uk · 27/03/2025Sometimes I just can't decide what I want out of life. On the one hand I want to be known for the excellence of my work. On the other hand I just want a quiet life and a house with a small plot of land where I can get some air. Either way, I want to be out standing in my field. 0101
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I’m already exhausted, and it’s only been like 6 Scaramuccis 110
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Why is @bsky.app suggesting astrology posts to me? I think the algo may be confusing astrology for astronomy… 130
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 09/03/2025They should make a romantic comedy about 8 couples finding love during Christmas-time through Twitter replies. Call it “Well, Actually” 010
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Bro do you even code*? * write queries to an LLM that writes code that appears correct but may contain hallucinations 130
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Sad to hear Gene Hackman died. I didn’t realize he also invented CRISPR 010
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Amazon and Instagram are aggressively marketing chain saws to me. I guess I give off lumberjack energy?? 030
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Anyone know who I can call?? 010
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Me every time I lose at a video game: at least I have a life and a wife 110
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Anyone watching Treverance (Traitors+Severance) tonight? 🙋🏾♂️ 230
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Best Super Bowl halftime show Easter egg was the reference to the PlayStation Network going down for 24 hours last weekend 041
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 31/01/2025You’re telling me OpenAI was defeated by a Sikh named Deep??? 3130
Reposted by Dr. DoctorNicholas Pagnucco @nicholaspagnucco.bsky.social · 16/01/2025This amuses me 151157
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 11/01/2025some guy: what if there was a bagel with everything on it bagel ceos: 020
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Software development is fun because you get to be a detective finding bugs… …and also a criminal who creates the bugs 280
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Thanks for the food you made me. Just know that you’ll be getting the Tupperware back over my dead body 021
Reposted by Dr. DoctorJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 03/01/2025The currently viral Meta AI profiles are old and are already inactive because they were such a colossal failure and were indistinguishable from AI spam. This 'inevitable' future Zuckerberg is trying to shove down our throats is being completely rejected www.404media.co/metas-ai-pro...404media.coMeta's AI Profiles Are Indistinguishable From Terrible Spam That Took Over FacebookThe Meta AI profiles everyone is mad about are old, were a colossal failure, and many are already dead. 461969639
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Here’s what one of me Meta’s AIs “thinks” after I got it to stop gaslighting me, saying it had a real family: 020
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025The Italian restaurant was robbed last night, they left the door unlocked. The burglars needed gnocchi to enter 030
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 02/01/2025First day back to work after the holidays, and I fixed a cloud services bug that had been plaguing us for 4 months. Sometimes some real rest followed by a quiet working day can go a long way 050
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Watched Smile 2. Please never smile at me again, thanks 000
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Me: Happy New Year! iMessage:media.tenor.coma man with a mustache wearing a blue jacket and scarfAlt: a man with a mustache wearing a blue jacket and scarf throwing confetti gif 040
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 01/01/2025New Years gravitational wave candidate 🥳 gracedb.ligo.org/superevents/... 090
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 28/12/2024With the holidays nearly over, I’m going to cut back on chocolate and marshmallows. A s’moratorium, if you will 040
Reposted by Dr. DoctorPete S @silentone-77.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Annie, are you arcane? Are you arcane? Are you arcane, Annie? 091
Reposted by Dr. DoctorBrian Halligan @halligan.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Annie, are you Oakley? Are you Oakley Are you “Oakley, Annie”? 1133
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Annie, are you okra? Are you okra? Are you okra, Annie? 080
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Dunking on this awful post is taking me back to when twitter was Good 140
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024What’s worse than two partridges in a tree? A partridge in a pair of trees 040
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Mickey Mouse fell on his patella at the skating rink. Dis knee on ice. 010
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Muslims and Jews at the Chinese restaurant tonight 020
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The existence of “Abu” (“father” in Arabic) implies the existence of a cute baby monkey. 🥹 010
Dr. Doctor @actualdrdoctor.bsky.social · 24/12/2024“You will be visited by three spirits” The three spirits: 0193