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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis

@actionman513.bsky.social
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Man, I totally forgot I had this account. Do better Chris, do better
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Are you guys embarrassed yet? Because I'm embarrassed.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Little Preview at my first night market adventure courtesy of Bangtao Muay Thai and MMA. I love it here.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We are lost...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
We could learn a thing or two. #NOKINGS #NOTYRANTS
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
190 pound thirst trap 🤣🤣🤣
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Fucking Awesome
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Needs to be shared more.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
4 weeks out. 188.4 #LFG
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
We live in a very dark time with many dark days ahead. Never stop fighting.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Kanye West 's not being able to see his kids is the biggest win CPS has had in decades...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A lot of you all grew up to be a disappointment to the faith that Mr. Rogers had in you. It's not PBS going woke. It's you.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Sooo the Treasury Secretary just outright admits to Congress that the US has not had any sort of negotiating with China as of yet, even though Trump claimed over a week ago that he was on the phone with a China making a deal lmao. So...much...WINNING #FOOLS
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
"A fanatic is a man who, when he's lost sight of his purpose, redoubles his effort." -Santayana
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Brought to you by the same people who didn't understand that "The Boys" were making fun of them for years...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
So Shiloh Hendrix can call an autistic child a ni**er and then go on to raise $400k but I'm supposed to believe racism doesn't exist.... right.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Imagine having to explain to your children that you disappointed the Pope to death...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Why aren't you guys as hateful as us!?!??! Totally normal demand right...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
You guys remember when they screamed Biden wasn't doing enough?
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
People getting run up on in Mexico during spring break for wearing MAGA hats IN MEXICO, is hilarious. Lol, the audacity
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
At an aquarium and the cafeteria has shrimp on the menu. I can't tell you if that's unbelievably fucked up or mind-blowingly resourceful...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
IRL streamers are a sad reflection of our current society.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/04/2025
my offer to america: we bring woke back
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Just going to point out that Kamala Harris has a degree in economics and wouldn't have tanked the stock market and evaporated everything hardworking Americans have worked for. You guys tired of all this winning yet?
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
A good way to wake up today. Seeing the imcredible and historic effort by @booker.senate.gov in order to galvanize the people and party as well as the getting to see Wisconsin completely reject Elon Musks attempts to buy an election. The fight continues
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I forgot how much more confident I am as a Welterweight...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Not watching, has Mark Smith fucked up as per usual yet? #UFCMEXICO
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Lmao did he really pull a Zoolander and try to Blue steel for a few seconds? This is your brain on drugs kids...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I mean, I derive joy from that...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I wake up every single day expecting to see Elon Musk announcing the Tesla Torment Nexus...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Guessing Putin called in the order. That is absolutely murder.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Lmao hilarious...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/03/2025
me texting waltz about this fuck up
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a man is sitting in a boat in the water smoking a cigarette .
ALT: a man is sitting in a boat in the water smoking a cigarette .
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Gonna take Aplha Brain and Nuero gum before an 8 hour tattoo session tomorrow because I'm built different
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Food for thought: In D&D, Alladdin would be a Rogue/Warlock Multi-class
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I'm a big fan of abandoning the "Tolerant left" rhetoric around the Democratic party. Tolerance and empathy are not without their limits. Turning the other cheek is why the system is on fire now and the country is buckling under the weight of unchecked stupidity. Put an axe to "Tolerant left" Bs.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I see what they did here... I approve.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Downsized 3 walk-in closets and a bunch of extra workout gear and baby stuff to a women's shelter today. We can finally see some progress in the move!
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I've been figured out. Lmao, Headbutts and eye pokes tend to stop my forward momentum in its tracks.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Damn, did they really deport a Venezuelan soccer player with no criminal history over tattoos, which include soccer motifs and throwing up common hand signs? Dude is now in a maximum security prison from a country he fled after legally applying for Asylum here. Way to go America
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Here me guys, old school boxing bag gloves are the most practical design basis for mma gloves. You do not need individual finger dexterity for modern mma. No technique calls for it, is highly advised against, which is why single digit manipulation is banned and c- grips are tought. Stop eye pokes
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Oof....
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The 2010 remake of True Grit will forever be one of my absolute favorite films.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Looks like my current #STARCITIZEN Hangar has a value of $3685 usd. Lol, not terrible, but I have been banned from spending money in game for at least a year. That's fair, I most definitely have a problem. I just want to be a spaceman...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Canada sent many of it's native sons to fight alongside their American allies in Afghanistan. It's incredibly disrespectful for a sitting VP to essentially tell them to shut up and be good allies. The system is fucked but Canada, know that we Americans do not forget that loyalty and sacrifice. 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇲
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
As wrong as it may currently be, I think we as a people made a mistake when we stopped calling people out as retarded for doing dumb shit or just being an idiot. I think we really took a nose dive when we stopped calling it out.
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The only positive about our current political climate is that it gives all those people who grew up to become archeologists because they watched Indiana Jones punch Nazis the chance to do some pretty hilarious shit...
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Super grateful I never bought a Tesla. Hell, I almost bought 2. But between Musk being a Nazi and the fact that their resale value bottoms out like right I away, I would have been absolutely screwed now that I'm moving across the ocean. Really lucked out here
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Chris "The Action Man" Curtis @actionman513.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
It's pretty awesome to see Germany give a massive fuck you to Musk and Tesla. Fascist should lose everything. Well played Germany. You guys do not fuck around about this shit anymore.
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