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@actioncookbook.com
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Louisvillian, Cleveland sports fan, Cincinnati Bearcat, Kentucky Colonel, beloved newsletter author. www.actioncookbook.com (it’s on Ghost now!)

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 2h
*will I*?
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 2h
I had the fun of texting this pic to @jerkwheatery.bsky.social in immediate response to him mentioning on our group text that you were also there
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 5h
when you get yelled at after spending two decades as the happy face of an effort to dismantle american democracy
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 6h
looking at Rex Tillerson like
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 30/09/2026
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 30/09/2026
I have long been a "OCMC version only" purist but I saw Hootie and the Blowfish at Bourbon & Beyond last weekend, for some reason did NOT anticipate that they would play it when I heard those opening notes I was all in
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 29/09/2026
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 29/09/2026
starting a "let's go Brevin" chant at my local GOP gathering (the family court waiting room)
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 29/09/2026
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 28/09/2026
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 28/09/2026
with the JJ McCarthy Era drawing to a close, I'm hearing buzz that the Vikings are looking to pull an experienced veteran signal-caller out of retirement
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 28/09/2026
bought two stupid mascot t-shirts this weekend and it’s a real “inside you there are two wolves” pairing
stupid sexy bearcat / bourbon-drankin’ cardinal
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 25/09/2026
the official attire of Bourbon & Beyond visitors in downtown Louisville
screenshot from an SNL skit titled "Big Dumb Hat"
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 24/09/2026
inside me there are two wolves
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 24/09/2026
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 23/09/2026
him being airlifted out of Neyland
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 23/09/2026
you right now
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 23/09/2026
when you're about to enter your Cody Campbell Era
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 19/09/2026
only true as far as this watch is concerned, but that does cover the last six years
Apple Watch notification for “longest running workout”
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 11/09/2026
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 09/09/2026
simpsons/frinkiac screenshot
MOE: "The esophagus? Hey fellas, the esophagus! Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman!"HOMER: "What do you call it?"MOE: "A food pipe."
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 08/09/2026
UM-WMU vs. LSU-SEC:
screenshots from Super Troopers:
"our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Yeah, I mean, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which makes then not shenanigans at all, really. Evil shenanigans."
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 07/09/2026
11 hours, clean off the bone
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 06/09/2026
checkin the ol’ spam quarantine folder
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 05/09/2026
every time a Scott Satterfield team gets a multiple-TD first-half lead:
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 04/09/2026
guys bein dudes. what's better than this
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 04/09/2026
death might keep missing on the claw machine, but "Matt Bevin mugshot" is like a getting a free soda from the machine next to it
Matt Bevin, the only Republican to ever face consequences, facing consequences
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 03/09/2026
people can change. look how happy she is here
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 26/08/2026
On top of everything else, I really do like this pancake mix. Truly nothing she couldn’t do.
Dolly Parton’s buttermilk complete pancake mix
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 25/08/2026
plus they just look great
the Cleveland Guardians (Guynemer's favorite ballclub) wearing Guardians caps
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 25/08/2026
good morning
it’s 59 degrees out 
Barry bonds
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 21/08/2026
New Action Cookbook Newsletter! We all love a hard-hitting interview, don't we? Of course we do. Well, today the ACBN turns the spotlight on someone who owes us answers: a man with too many beverages on his desk. (It's not me.) www.actioncookbook.com/an-interview...
screenshot from The Action Cookbook Newsletter, showing text formatted as an interview:

- I'd like to discuss the matter of the beverages currently on your desk.

I–I don't want to talk about that.

- There are quite a few.

It's a normal amount.

- We can review each individually, if you'd prefer.

I don't think that's–

- First, the coffee.

There's nothing wrong with–

- Or, should I say coffees.

... I can explain.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 19/08/2026
I posted this picture a while back, and just look. One local bank, and then Coca-Cola, Miller, Marlboro, hot dogs, pizza, the yellow pages and the iconic local rock radio station. We didn't know how good we had it.
a picture of the Cleveland Municipal Stadium bleachers and scoreboard in the late 1980s, with all of the ads listed in the post
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 19/08/2026
Back in my day, this was the only Coca-Cola sponsorship Michigan would abide. A simpler time. A better time.
picture of a 2014 deal advertising "2 Free Tickets vs Minnesota with the purchase of any 2 Coca-Cola products".  (Michigan lost that game to Minnesota, 30-14.)
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 15/08/2026
10 miles this morning, 75 with a dewpoint of 75 at 6:30am
I lived bitch meme
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 14/08/2026
the sublime and the profane, together at last
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 14/08/2026
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 14/08/2026
so, I'll own the fact that I enjoyed him at the time (I was young and dumb!) but looking up that column brought up this classic "yikes, dude" (this was 2002, they were 16)
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 14/08/2026
New Action Cookbook Newsletter! It's Friday at the ACBN, and I've got food, drink, music, pets and more -- but first, I've got some updates from your kids' school! www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-back...
Screenshot from today's edition of The Action Cookbook Newsletter (actioncookbook.com), a publication many are calling "essential", "inspiring", and "the only thing worth logging on for anymore". The text, which imitates an email from school administration, reads:

Communications

We're constantly striving to improve our digital tools. After listening closely to your feedback over the summer, we've made some changes.

Your child's bus can now be tracked along its route using the BUSSY app.

We have been informed by our middle-school-aged students about the unfortunate connotations of that name, but the contract was already signed by then.

We ask that you be mature about this so we can all move on.

Homework assignments will be posted in the TakeHome app. The Class!ROOM app that we utilized last year is no longer supported.

Unfortunately, we are told that the Class!ROOM app cannot be deleted from your personal devices without bricking them. We regret any inconvenience.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/08/2026
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 12/08/2026
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 10/08/2026
I'm working on my own restart
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 10/08/2026
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 08/08/2026
a baby born the day of the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony turns 18 today have a good day!
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 05/08/2026
in fairness to him, this was the button:
the red button from the Kentucky disco gas station bathrooms
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 05/08/2026
new addition to the muted words list
"electability", a word I have no interest in hearing either side of an argument containing
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 05/08/2026
you know you're in for a good time when you see this (I experienced it in Columbus, where it was on menus as Wor Su Gai)
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 05/08/2026
school starts tomorrow! www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-back...
screenshot of a satirical post from The Action Cookbook Newsletter (actioncookbook.com) - text:

Communication
We have updated our digital tools to give parents better access to up-to-date information on their student’s progress. Of note:

Your children’s homework assignments will be posted each night in the Class!ROOM app. Please note this differs from last year, where we used the TakeHome app. The TakeHome app is no longer in use for homework assignments.

Please do not delete the TakeHome app.

What do you mean you already deleted the TakeHome app? You should not have done that. Please read this email in its entirety before deleting any more apps.

Please delete the TestStar app. A security flaw was discovered in it over the summer, and your personal banking information, medical records and internet browsing history have been posted on the Dark Web.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 02/08/2026
a low-key sports joy is unexpectedly encountering an athlete you hated at the major league level on their way back down
noted shithead Mike Clevinger, pictured in the midst of a four-run inning
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