Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Average and median attendance and stadium capacity at each NWSL location as of 10/6/2026. Chicago Stars attendance isn't great, but their attendance at Northwestern Medicine Field is >40% higher than their average attendance at SeatGeek last year. 141
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026NWSL goals for, against, and difference for each team as of 10/6/2026. Portland Thorns and Angel City are tied on points, but ACFC's massive goal difference means they're higher in the standings. 1101
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026NWSL points as of 10/62026 for each team. Portland Thorns and North Carolina Courage are currently the last two teams in the playoffs, and they play each other in the second to last game this season 020
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have a vivid memory of running into another room and crawling behind a chair when those monkeys came on the tv 020
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't like this "Keep Portland Weird" theme night #BAONPDX 060
Reposted by JeanetteOptaJack @optajack.optajoe.com · 30/09/20268 - With a one-point lead entering the final four weeks, eighth-placed Seattle Reign has the third-easiest schedule the rest of the season while North Carolina, currently ninth, has the fifth-toughest, including a game at Seattle on Friday. Run-In. 1144
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In case you needed a reason to keep masking in airports 020
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Colombia's anthem performance in the U20 WWC was one for the ages - every player yelling every word 010
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watching the end of the Timbers game with extreme jetlag tonightstatic.klipy.comSpec SaversALT: Spec Savers 041
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Average and median attendance and stadium capacity at each NWSL location as of 9/1/2026. Boston Legacy's median is much lower than the average because of their huge opening game 120
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026NWSL goals for, against, and difference for each team as of 9/1/2026. Last year we had Kansas City Current with a positive outlier, ending with a +36 goal difference. This year it's Chicago Stars with a negative outlier of a -34 goal difference and the season's not over. 120
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026NWSL points as of 9/1/2026 for each team , and normalized points - the points each team would have if they'd played the same number of games. Washington Spirit, Utah Royals, San Diego Wave, and Portland Thorns are all still very close in points. 030
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Average and median attendance and stadium capacity at each NWSL location as of 8/25/2026. Portland Thorns median attendance is now just shy of 20K for the season. 140
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026NWSL goals for, against, and difference for each team as of 8/25/2026. Angel City is in 9th place, but is third in the league for fewest goals allowed. 010
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026NWSL points as of 8/25/2026 for each team , and normalized points - the points each team would have if they'd played the same number of games. Gotham FC has pulled a bit ahead, but Washington Spirit, Portland Thorns, Utah Royals, and San Diego Wave are next, all within a point of each other. 020
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Einstürzende old bauten youtu.be/TIY8CWXNndM?...youtu.beCent Mills Demolition DayYouTube video by Tavis Gustafson 020
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Why talk about soccer when you can talk to a rich lady about owning a soccer team? 020
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We met Kling - she's taller than I remember! #BAONPDX 060
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026All y'all that did the wave in the north end are dead to me #RCTID 0120
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Average and median attendance and stadium capacity at each NWSL location as of 8/11/2026 241
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026NWSL goals for, against, and difference for each team as of 8/11/2026. Portland Thorns are tied for #1 in goals for, but are tied for 12th with Boston Legacy in goals against 031
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026NWSL points as of 8/11/2026 for each team , and normalized points - the points each team would have if they'd played the same number of games. Houston Dash and North Carolina Courage would move up if they'd played the same number of games (and continued winning at the same rate) 031
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I'm sure the people in the TA carrying CA kits in their hands won't put them on at any point #RCTID 020
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'm hoping for another Sunflower Goal tonight - it's been SIXTEEN YEARS since this one #RCTID youtu.be/Ce0-lcT8doA?...youtu.beThe Sunflower Goal.YouTube video by donaldoproductions 340
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I'm missing part of this NWSL game because they're running a commercial for the NWSL with the tagine "imagine missing this" 030
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Average and median attendance and stadium capacity at each NWSL location as of 8/4/2026; I think Denver Summit would be getting much higher attendance if they weren't limited by the size of Centennial Stadium 131
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026NWSL goals for, against, and difference for each team as of 8/4/2026. It's really interesting that Angel City has a really good goal difference - better than San Diego Wave - but hasn't managed to turn that into points. 010
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026NWSL points as of 8/4/2026 for each team , and normalized points - the points each team would have if they'd played the same number of games. The place each team wouldn't change if they'd all played the same number of games, but Houston Dash would be slightly ahead of Boston Legacy 010
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You can tell it's fiction because the white guy with no experience coaching women who's hired to coach the women's team isn't bald 281
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If you're petty like me, please enjoy this video of Flounders fans forced to sit in the stadium while the Timbers Army celebrates #RCTID 3120
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Average and median attendance and stadium capacity at each NWSL location as of 7/28/2026; Gotham FC joined Denver Summit at the top with their big game at Citi Field 130
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026NWSL goals for, against, and difference for each team as of 7/28/2026. Washington Spirit has a much better goal difference than the other teams, while Chicago Stars have the worst. 020
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026NWSL points as of 7/28/2026 for each team , and normalized points - the points each team would have if they'd played the same number of games. Orlando Pride and Angel City FC would swap places if they'd played the same number of games. 020
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026❤️ "When I ...first saw a home game..., I was like, 'what is going on? Who are these people? Why do they care so much about us? This is awesome.'" #BAONPDX 2133
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The teepee announcers were saying that it wasn't a very hard kick, but I'm sorry, he KICKED Fory IN THE FACE. There's no such thing as a gentle kick to the face #RCTID 050
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Our gate agent announced that they'd fixed our plane and we were going to board! Then he came back and said oops, that was another plane and ours is still broken. And now we're waiting for a new plane to land. I know it's not his fault but that was really disappointing. 130
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026You could probably define FIFA as Men Who Ruin Events 141
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Having loudspeakers blaring inches from people's heads is a human rights violation #BAONPDX 040
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Average and median attendance and stadium capacity at each NWSL location as of 7/14/2026; the big game for the Seattle Reign moved them up the rankings quite a bit 141
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026NWSL goals for, against, and difference for each team as of 7/14/2026. Teams are ordered by their place in the standings. Kind of shocking after their dominance the past few years to see the Kansas City Current at only +1 in goal differential 040
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026NWSL points as of 7/14/2026 for each team , and normalized points - the points each team would have if they'd played the same number of games. Washington Spirit would be ahead of San Diego Wave if they'd all played the same number of games 050
Reposted by Jeanetteandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026we must extract this man's confidence and redistribute it among everyone with impostor syndrome 716420
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Average and median attendance and stadium capacity at each NWSL location as of 7/7/2026; the Centreville Bank Stadium location for Boston Legacy seems to have OK numbers for their two games 140
Jeanette @acquanettie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026NWSL goals for, against, and difference for each team as of 7/7/2026. Teams are ordered by their place in the standings. With their big win on Sunday, Portland Thorns have scored the most goals of any team, although with 2 more games than some of the others 061
