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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

My Pathfinder (dnd) character is going to trial in a few days. Excerpts from the convo with my in game lawyer.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Own the libs Got owned Lost his ownership

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

This is what the rumor of a lie that Trump would pause the tariffs caused in the market today. All of the money people are desperate for this to end. I genuinely do not believe Trump will survive. He may end politically or in a more corporeal manner over this.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Dating these days is like walking through a mine field.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

There was never a middle. The Republicans were just being quiet about it.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Don't you just hate when people leave trash next to a dumpster. You were right there you could throw it in!

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Hey looks like there are consequences for our actions. Even if you are the safe space for white women buying big ass mugs

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

It looks like the official White House Instagram is picking a fight with Selena Gomez There's a decent chance the president gets ratiod on this one.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

The official White House Instagram is now citing Fox News as a source. I would like to remind people Jesse Watters said multiple times that the CIA put Biden in charge Fox has reported that Haitians were eating cats They had a major lawsuit over lying about an election They are liars

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

"Among the gnomes a Hobbit is as tall as a giant" Ben Shapiro is a rugged, tough, manly man to little boys and little men who have never been to home Depot. He got one piece of poplar, put it in a bag and thought people won't believe me if I don't show them the receipt! Real tough guy.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

F*** it I'm going back to MySpace. Apparently Instagram is now Recommending AI p*** bots It's just a matter of time before my grandmother clicks one and we get to have a very difficult conversation with her. Thanks Mark!

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Wanna have some fun? Go look at any Fox News video on the LA fire Great mix of thoughts, prayers, conspiracy, and hated directed at perceived enemies.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

We really should be afraid of the YouTube algorithm. I have no idea who these people are. The same algorithm that puts Mr beast on top is the one that made your uncle follow Qanon. It's the same one they got many people at the first January 6th terror attack. Feels like there should be some laws

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I vow to fight for your rights hoping we never have to fight for mine. A conservative friend asked me if ever knowing a trans person. Na, don't need to know um, to not hate um.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

The look you give when some anchor baby having African took your job.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Man if Nick had an IQ greater than a 4th grader he could go a step further. Instead of being racist come to the realization that the capitalist will always try to exploit the most desperate laborers even if they have to import them to do so If they quit they get deported bro! They ain't complaining

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Just saying no TERF is running around turning dudes heads. Could have just be jealousy? I've met some trans women that are at the modeling level. Never seen a TERF get cat called 🤷 Cat calling is wrong but it is absolutely a data point.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

What y'all think this chart shows. Do you think it's federal welfare recipients per state? Maybe it's federal money sent per state. Maybe this shows a voter break down for Trump. Don't matter. Trump's policies will hurt all of us. But if you live in the big red section you're going to do worse.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Laura loomer is the type of person to complain to the manager about how attractive the waitress was. Then start screaming about how the slut was trying to steal her man with those "Endless breadsticks".

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Ya'll remember when the who's made a spirit bomb and blew up the Grinch

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

So the reds want to require an ID to view porn in Florida. The porn websites say na, we ain't collecting personal data for the gov. Who knew the busty hitch hiker was so dam ethical. I guess it really was too warm for her to keep her pants on #sexworkers

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Yeah they basically little children. You can play peekaboo with these dudes

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I can't believe what people are using to deface public property these days. Just shameful. 😞 Anyways ....

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Militarized police on one side not on the other. The cops aren't there to protect them. So what do you think they are there for?

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

If you're wondering what an actual Christian nationalist immigration policy would be Leviticus 19:33 When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Mitch McConnell has the look of a man who panics between heartbeats. Just a lifetime of buying the fast passes to hell. Tick tock hope the heart don't stop.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

His life makes a lot more sense if you imagine him in a Fedora and poorly fitting trench coat.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

So my friend thinks its weird if I have cookies with milk for breakfast. But this cereal exists, so what as long as general Mills gets paid it's ok? Sounds good to me.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Musk hiding behind his child shows a lot about his mentality. He's betting that anyone who would want to harm him has enough morals that they wouldn't do it around a child. And he is betting his child's life on the high morals of a possible assassin. What a great dad.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

So this funny thing happened at drag brunch today. Okay now that the conservatives stopped reading. We all got to "I'm Spartacus" for Luigi Mangione The FBI would have to interview all of us and that could take years Yes some of you are going to go to prison. 🤷 #USpolitics

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I did some napkin math. If we were to annex Canada and the current numbers for the House of Rep were used for the electoral college 747000 per rep 39,912,176 Canada's population Means 55 electoral votes (roughly) Basically makes Canada equal to California I wonder how Canadians would vote?

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

To the mainstream media who just can't understand why there's so much joy at the death of a CEO. No one was on Goliath's side And the alleged David has some sweet abs Whatever happened to rooting for the underdog? Especially when he's got some sweet abs Of course we condemn all violence

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Jordan Peterson has a lot in common with toddlers; Has strong opinions about cleaning their room Wants to dress themselves but wears ridiculous outfits Tells never ending stories Is a confident guesser about how the world works but is usually wrong Won't go to bed after having apple juice

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Nick must have thought the Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion was breaking in.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Ben Shapiro is what happens when middle schoolers are not allowed to bully the " My father is very important", kid. No one called him nerd hard enough. We were one purple nurple away from a different timeline. One flat tire away from him being a decent person.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Elon sounds a lot like herpes trying to justify its existence.

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Acolyte of Shadows @acolyteofshadows.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

My friend, I believe that is half dome.

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