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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater

@acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social
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C by day, LISP by night. My opinions are mine, go find your own.

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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If your time signature changes for more than three measures in a row, it's just 1/1 like dude, chill.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Americans have officially turned the trolley problem into a bipartisan issue. I don't want to hear the word "button" for the rest of this year.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
C strings are actually great because they're unambigous, variable length encoded, endian-agnostic, maximally space-efficient, and support every ASCII-based data encoding.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
bread is five monthly payments of 14.99 and the circus is not available in your country
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Code signing is such a scam.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The state of GUI is dumb as hell. There's massive unreasonable overhead for any portable UI. ... or there's proprietary chungus QT. At least electron is free.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Let's talk about how EVs implicitly require you to A) own a home B) live in one of 10 cities with enough charging ports C) own a second, gas powered vehicle as backup
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
You'd never ever use one of those wack AI intelligence tests on an actual person to gauge their intelligence. Stop playin'
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
An OS vendor needs to do age verification but an "edge compute framework" vendor doesn't.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Yall would rather break the first law of thermodynamics than admit nuclear is cleaner and more efficient.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Github having only 90% uptime is really strange. Like how???
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Anyone notice how increasing the AI context size to human size also increases the wait time to human scale?
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Everything scales quickly past a million, slows over a billion, and plateaus at a trillion. There's so many things following this trend right now.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
AI is killing software in the bad sense.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
multimodal is the dumbest nondescriptor I've ever encountered like my lightswitch is multimodal where's my VC seed funding?
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The mark of a good programming language is "consume with x". The mark of a bad programming language is "rewrite in x". This is why python won instantly, and Rust needs another decade.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The true purpose of AI is detecting violations of the DRY principal.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I'm horrified that people exist who don't even attempt to tune by ear.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The real endgame of AI
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
we're finding out too late that PR's are actually the bane of Open Source development
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
California has just implemented the most magnificent regulatory capture in history.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
you don't get "bored easily". just say it. you're not an interesting person.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
AI isn't replacing anything. Everyone's job will just be to monitor an AI while it does your job worse than you.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Why does every HBO series consist of rich people getting out of their cars to the tune of 70's rock music? It happens at least once an episode.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The best lesson we can take from C++ is that you can have a central runtime abstraction that's not a machine word and still be fast.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
British Ministry: "'oo in their roight minds would woont a filthy poonk girly with purple 'air 'oo fancies them quooite a lot" Every Man in the UK: "'ang on a moment marm, 'ow much did yew say she fancies me?"
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I fully believe that this was his sole motive for doing anything in Venezuela.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
AI is going to cause schools to require a "Reasoner's Ed" which is like Driver's Ed but for basic logical reasoning.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
CNN bringing Bolton on to harp on Trump is surreal. Yall need to cut it out.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I love how modern dual-party politics is a zero sum game of two fringe groups constantly bickering about who's "closer to center" and why they have less brain disorders than each other.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My pet peeve of the day is how midwit academics conflate knowing beginner-level Category Theory vocab with being good at theoretical computer science.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My favorite thing about math is how almost every hard problem is hard only by extension of the fact that factorization is hard.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I love how we're finding out in real time why economies don't work when someone with infinite money buys all the things. Borrowing against market valuation should be SO illegal.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Fishing boats??? Cmon yall let's be real. Those are drug boats. Trump violated all kinds of laws and treaties to blow up a drug boat. It was a highly illegal way to blow up a drug boat. There's better and more legal ways to blow up a drug boat. Trump should follow the law to blow up a drug boat.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
At this point Trump's only option to beat the allegations is to come out as super duper gay and say Epstein was his partner lol
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Having a networked computer is an infohazard for most corrupt governments, which is why it only took one generation for everyone to forget how to use one.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Nobody seems to be talking about this. Gender Affirming care has this really insidious queer-erasing side because they treat ALL personality traits as gendered and all gender expression is "pink is for girls and blue is for boys". No actual queer person thinks this way.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Dude: *crafts a vaguely oblong object* Random Lady: "omg why did you make that so phallic? Why do men have to make everything about sex? reeeeee!"
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Canada does not get to highroad anybody as long as MAiD exists.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The dude version of being a worm is like "If I called you from the ER, would you drive me home?"
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
What about non-derogatory "woman's/man's" work? What about enriching the lives of your family and friends? What about protecting your loved ones and keeping them safe? What about connecting others through empathy? What about leading through decisive action? What happened to breaking the cycle?
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
How wasteful is her new purse actually compared to your 100k truck with custom turbo, a 2tf lift kit, and 30 inch off-roads that will never leave dry pavement?
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Windows 10 was the last time Microsoft released an actual product.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
on god John Wilkes Booth was born in the wrong generation
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
My GF has never had Crumbl. She's about to find the fuck out I tell ya what.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Nobody's talking about the fact that ICE is the prison industry's wet dream.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is objectively terrible, but it's vindicating to see how swiftly all the anti-vaxx people effed around and found out.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
My gf did her makeup in the truck one time. I hit every frost heave for 10 miles and she just casually applied her mascara the whole way. I was in awe.
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
i love my gf lmao
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ACME 10X Quiche-Eater @acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The internet conveys knowledge. It doesn't convey truth. Everything on the web is fake.
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