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Ian Webb

@aclockworkmonk.bsky.social
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knocking on a bit. Still Bristolian. Born, Lived, Not dead yet

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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Famous for shooting at anything that moves
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I've played there
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
"Dead drop" on the towpath
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Sociologicide?
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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a man in a colorful costume is wearing a hat with flowers on it and a bow tie .
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"Nobody knows more about spirit levels than me "
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
just an unrelenting flow of b/s slagging off the policies they enacted and blaming it on Labour
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Scientist Mat
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Must be true, then
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Are you arguing with 'proper' scientists now, Mat?
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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a man in a suit is pressing a red button with starz written in the corner
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
" Here goes the last of the Brudenells "
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 12/02/2025
"The populist commentator’s book on UK universities is filled with unoriginal argument, cherry-picked evidence and enormous self-regard. If he truly believes what he’s written, the only suitable response is pity." I read Matt Goodwin's book. I don't recommend it.
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Matthew Goodwin’s book of nonsense
The populist commentator’s book on UK universities is filled with unoriginal argument, cherry-picked evidence and enormous self-regard. If he truly believes what he’s written, the only suitable respon...
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
FAFO
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Nah, just raping and murdering women and children, and filming it
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Yeah, repercussions are a bit of a bugger when you start a war
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I first saw Zep 50 yrs ago
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Like farting over 60
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Likewise, just missing the searchlights
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
can't see a problem
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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a cartoon of spongebob and a worm with a caption that says who 's a good boy
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Expect more drownings
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Stephen Merchant's changed
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
How he's got the nerve ...
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
He will have completely disregarded saying it within 10 mins
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
*What could possibly go wrong?
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Don't you have an allotment to ruin?
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
don't ask about Minnie Mouse
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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a man playing a guitar with the words " happy birthday " written on the bottom
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
this was in about 78, thought we'd be able to rock up at the door - till we saw the queue
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
didn't realise they'd sell out the Locarno youtu.be/3T1c7GkzRQQ
youtu.be
The Police - Roxanne (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ThePoliceVEVO
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Scott Pack @meandmybigmouth.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My wife's final big craft fair for this year, at Hampton Court Palace, has literally been blown away. That's a massive hit on earnings. If you are in the market for any handmade ceramics this festive season, do please consider a visit to her website. rhianwinslade.bigcartel.com
A view inside one of the courtyards of Hampton Court, with the historic building in the background and an array of white gazebos in various states of disarray – upside down, collapsed, sideways etc.Another view of the same scene from a different angle. More gazebo chaos.
A photo of Rhian Winslade's ceramic salt pots. Three resting in a wooden base. They are a light coloured clay, almost white, with a blue glaze inside. They are lined up horizontally with a silver spoon in each.An example of Rhian Winslade's porcelain decorations. This one is two porcelain holly leaves, bound together by green ribbon with three red beads for berries. They sit in a box with a page from an old book as backing paper.
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
🙋‍♂️
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I have a very good friend gloriously named Rupert Blair
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Dire stuff from the Sunday Times. It would be funny, if the paper didn't have the influence it does. Via Private Eye
 "SUNDAY TIMES TABLES":

"LABOUR set to build fewer houses than the Tories," warned a Sunday Times headline on 17 November.

To evidence this claim, the article explained: "The Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) is projecting that 1.3 million homes will be built across the UK over the course of the current parliament - fewer than the 1.6 million built since 2010 under the Conservatives."

Or, in other words, according to the figures cited by the Sunday Times - one of which relates to just five years while the other to 14 years - Labour are projected to build 145,714 more homes a year than the Tories did!
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Did a nazi post this?
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The Great Gonzo as Colonel Kilgore
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
" Can you please remove the eel?"
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
is it about how men's body shape has changed?
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OldBiker @oldbiker.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Massive respect to Chorley FC who will open their ground between midday & 3pm on Christmas Day. They want to provide food and drink for anyone who might be struggling or spending Christmas on their own. What a touch from the National League club! 👏👏👏
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Cow bloated with gas 🌬
YouTube video by Aruskov
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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a man wearing a fur hat and glasses is sitting in a chair and says `` keep your hat on '' .
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
#marital
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Wow, stomps all over Benylin
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
a lot of it would probably get 'diverted'
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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a bald man wearing glasses is smiling in front of a bbc sign
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 01/12/2024
Please shop independent this #Christmas and buy from small creative businesses (like me) who really need your support right now. gailmyerscough.co.uk
A collage of designs featuring a book print, a typewriter notebook, a vinyl record print, Christmas gift wrap and greeting cards, a brutalist print, a retro cushion, and a cafe print.
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Same as Swap Shop vs Tiswas
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I've played cricket with Ben and Zac, nice enough lads, but it's clear people a long way below their social strata don't really exist
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Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Shouts into the void; "NOW DO YOU LOVE ME, DADDY?"
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