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James E. Honaker

@acktar.bsky.social
1.3K followers 1.3K following 2.5K posts

Small-time writer of novels, developer of games, seller of cards, and petter of cats. Expect cats, nerdery, shameless promotion, and gay stuff. Disclaimer: I don't look like my profile picture or header. linktr.ee/acktar

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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 4h
congratulations on your impending Dutchness how are the exams for the Netherlands my brother mentioned there was a civics exam and a language exam for Luxembourg
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the best kind of day is spent doing Nothing productively no idea if yearning in a jockstrap counts but it feels adjacent enough
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sometimes you gotta be a bitch to get shit done
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
from: me to: y'all subject: #FCF
an irregular and hateful participant
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
welcome to HELL (guitar riff)
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new month same kitten
her verdict is always guilty and her sentence is always death
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
very relatable tbh
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
who needs counseling when that plush Spheal does the job
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's often prudent to lower your expectations and your standards when it comes to the Phillies
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
any time I open the laundry room door, there is a 69% chance that Sam will be waiting he is a cat who knows what he wants
he likes the washer and I have no idea why
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes there's value in knowing that you're smart and freely admitting it humility can be overrated as a virtue when it serves no purpose
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I suppose I deserve it from the typo lol (I don't like phone typing even after 7 years of doing it)
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Momdays are a construct of the bourgeoisie meant to oppress the proletariat
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hi
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
obligatory reminder that your boy is part of a #free book giveaway bundle this month sign up for the Liminal Fiction mailing list and get four free books #freebook #indieauthor link: www.limfic.com/join-our-ema...
my book cover got updated and I like the red version moreshe will judge you and regard you with contempt regardless so why not benefit from free books and feline contempt
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it very much was I forget exact distances but it was worth it
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it definitely gives a better feel for the lay of the land and where you are, and that's a great feeling I recall walking from the Sydney central business district to Bondi Beach and loving the excursion took most of the day there and back but it was worth it
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I walk nearly everywhere when I'm abroad definitely a good decision even if my body voices complaints later
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
same tbh
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you look so young and bereft of ennui here
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
today's #FCF comes with less Flat and more loathe
embodiment of feline loathe have you ever seen a kitten as soft and hateful as mine
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's finally jacket weather and I am pleased about this
the allegations are true: I went outside
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like that requires a level of introspection she is pathologically incapable of
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sounds homophobic and like why arts education is dying in schools
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if they're really going through with it my hope is that they troll the contest my first thought is an homage to the Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day second thought is incomprehensible black metal in praise of Satan
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is a very pretty photo all around
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
their best
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the new Anthrax album is easily the best one I've heard all year (look I know what I like and that's heavy metal)
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the Kirby shirt is delightful and brings the entire ensemble together tbh
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
well, Julie, I just wrote "anus"
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Urza, Lord Protector feels reasonable you get a running discount on a good swath of spells, and you can horrify people with a melded Urza
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you're going Azorius I have plenty of awful ideas Grand Arbiter Augustine IV is very popular and will make you friends but I like Urza, Lord Protector as a more subtle approach to telling people "no"
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(notices bulge) owo what's this
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
they have quite a fascinating mix of names and presences two Big Brother winners (one of whom also won The Amazing Race), one Survivor winner, and one Drag Race winner on top of a hobbit and housewives
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
QTP with 10 Games to get to know you 🎮 #promosky #gamesky Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Golden Sun: The Lost Age Dark Souls Bayonetta killer7 Dragon Quest XI Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together Pokémon Moon Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean
empires rise and fall, but Snom is eternal
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
heck yeah it's #FCF and y'all get the Flat Cat you deserve
so flat omg
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
truly, every hole is the goal
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like political and economic talk sounds like fun to me tbh
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
m e o w
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my afternoon was spent making pesto from the basil plants finishing up their summer run 14 total batches is a nice result now I can do without seeing a basil plant for 6 months
two large plants, an absurd number of boughs to strip downturns out it gave me roughly 8 cups of leaves, good for 4 batchesall blanched up with nowhere to go (except the food processor)one new pack of containers, one bottle of olive oil, and one bag of Parmesan later
(the garlic and nuts are still in supply)
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sometimes the mood for fiction waxes and wanes admittedly I write it so I encourage reading it but what do I know
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think it's a perfectly reasonable amount tbh my feed is a weird mélange of things and a bit of cock helps liven things up
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sleep is for the weak and bedtimes are a construct of the bourgeoisie meant to oppress the proletariat that or I'm permanently stuck on Hawaii time lol
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
B I R D
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
she found a new place to receive adoration
she can also terrorize the bird so it serves multiple purposes
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
is it a white wedding, though
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my kittens turn 7 today they grow more evil with each passing year
embodiment of the void loathe incarnate
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
today's #FCF is extra Flat the ground clearance is non-existent
look at that flawless form
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the harmony between their accounts and your wallet
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James E. Honaker @acktar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sometimes the adventure has its moments
Galarian Moltres terrorizes local neighborhood, more at 11
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