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@acheeseburger.bsky.social
4.7K followers 1.1K following 1.1K posts

gracing the interwebs with average dick energy bad at dms blank/repost-only/ai profiles go bye bye

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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 5h
you look like what i need 😗
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 9h
good to see you back
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
phew! 🥵
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
drink something!
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👁️👁️ 👅
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
looking good to me
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
as long as the cream was thick and sweet, doesn't really matter how you got there.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
please post any good finds! on you, of course.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
reported them. thought it was you for a second sending me lovey dovey dms.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you want cheese? i got your cheese right here, buddy 💥🥊
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have to ask, is this some sort of euphemism? if so, please don’t ever use a fork.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
etsy has orange leather harnesses
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s not a contest i want to win!
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that sucks. some people have no morals. i’ve had my pics used twice to make fake growlr profiles. one of those times, i found out because i got an angry message from someone i never met that got misled and ghosted by the fake profile. in the words of shaggy, “it wasn’t me”.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
go on, imelda marcos. jk.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not diagnosed and maybe not ocd at all, but i have to count fingers and toes in pics. ai really screwed things up for me.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i can help
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
icing for your cake❣️ happy birthday❣️
furry crotch and belly with shirt pulled up and something gooey squirted on top
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ooof. didn’t need to see that. my best friend hung himself, in a park, no less. i kept scrolling, but it’s been on my mind since. i came to voice my experience for myself and others who’ve lost someone this way or are having thoughts. i’m a fan of dark humor, but this could use a graphic label.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cute pic :)
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you stand erected. the pun train has left the station and can't be stopped
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😐
naked older guy, a bit hairy, bald and a grey beard. a few tattoos.  facing camera at a slight angle.  concrete wall in background.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
said with respect and admiration, a whore-mand
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sorry to hear about your dad.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one can easily whip up a fresh batch of nut milk for additional guests.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
alternately, use nut butter when cooking for veggie friends.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s still good to put in the effort and intention to unpack and understand the sources of those voices, but you may as well start by practicing kindness towards yourself along the way. :)
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i acknowledge it, but choose not to believe it or act on it because i’d rather be kind to myself. eventually, that voice becomes quieter and loses power. so, basically, it’s a choose your own adventure situation and you can choose the kinder path once you realize this.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i think we all have that voice in our heads. anecdotal and unsolicited advise here, but rather than trying to silence that voice i let it say what it has to say. i recognize that it’s coming from a part of me that has had some experience that has influenced it to think that way.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
69% more vitamin d than standard pasta.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bruise-ilian Butt Lift
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
must kiss and make better
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
B - good balance of weird, but versatile. i think they’ll look good broken in.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy flashback friday! i ran the projector in that theater when i was a teen. we’d take home giant garbage bags of popcorn at the end of the night and have popcorn fights.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
mind the splinters!
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
very good chance we will all live to see him die ✌️🌞🪄✨
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
is it going away? i would not miss it either.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thank you for this
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you two are too cute. mahalo so much for the pics.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
last one to the bottom is the second one to implode. maybe that’s a different kind of gross.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
anywhere gross, really. i’m easy. let’s find a spot half way between us. this work?
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you’re perfect the way you are, gym or no gym. but, yeah. exercise makes me feel better, mentally, too.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
looks like a painting
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i’ve got disgusting down. let’s go!
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i’m a swirl. tutti frutti cheeseburger.
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what ocean? all i see is you 🤤
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
be sure to check out kamanawanalaia 👌🏼
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what flavor are you?
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cheese burger @acheeseburger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the heart wants what it wants, my friend.
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